The Benedictines founded Benet Academy, but it sure sounds like the Jesuits got in there somehow. 

What happens when one high school girls’ basketball team comes to compete, and the other team doesn’t? If you are the head coach of the first team, and your squad wins in a wipeout, you are scapegoated and suspended for a game. We’ve seen this sort of ridiculous thing before when a sports team is severely punished for achievement, and it’s never a pretty outcome.

ABC’s racist comedy Black-ish fangirled so hard over former First Lady Michelle Obama during her cameo appearance on Tuesday’s episode, “That’s What Friends Are For,” you’d think she was Jesus. Or, should I say “black Jesus,” since that’s how the show referred to him twice during the same episode. Because everything must be racial, of course.

In a strict policy change, the National Football League is prohibiting questions designed to embarrass or offend potential draft selections. The Wonderlic test is also going away, and so are over-the-top interrogation techniques. Any violators will face severe penalties, according to a league-wide memo circulated Wednesday.

There are no circumstances – none – in which it is appropriate to sing or play John Lennon’s song “Imagine.” The vapid Marxist dirge drenched in stale hippie sentimentality makes everyone who hears it measurably dumber, and probably slows their reflexes and dulls their taste buds. 

The NBA’s perpetual first head female coach in waiting awaits no more. Becky Hammon, a San Antonio Spurs assistant coach, has given it up and accepted a head coaching job with the WNBA’s Las Vegas Aces. Widely assumed to have the right stuff to coach men, her privilege card has expired. She and the media immediately revved up glass ceiling excuses for getting passed over by NBA teams.

Tennis player Novak Djokovic has received a medical exemption from taking the COVID vaccine, allowing him to play in the prestigious Australian Open tournament. However, Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison is attempting to intimidate the star beforehand, threatening…

The premiere episode of Fox’s new show The Cleaning Lady follows typical Hollywood illegal immigrant sympathetic tropes depicting the story of young Cambodian mother Thony De La Rosa (Elodie Yung). She overstayed her visa after a donor backed out of her 5-year-old son Luca's (played by twins Sebastien and Valentino LaSalle) bone marrow transplant. After witnessing a murder, Thony …

Paris Saint-German soccer megastar Lionel Messi tested positive for COVID-19 on Sunday, and the whole world is looking for someone to blame. Unfortunately, a disc jockey was chosen to be the scapegoat for Messi’s ailment and has received death threats for potentially giving Messi the virus.

An Iranian powerlifter is fleeing for his life because he wore a t-shirt his government did not like.

Almost all professional athletes are fully vaccinated. Almost all of the highest-paid athletes are fully vaccinated. Yet the nitpickers at Forbes magazine shamed the very few who have not indicated their status, including Aaron Rodgers, who isn’t even on the highest-paid list. But what does a little rule-bending hurt if you can throw a Most Valuable Player onto your list in hopes of getting…

Patton Oswalt wants you to know he holds all the correct opinions. Really. No, Oswalt personally hasn’t cancelled his old friend Dave Chappelle (“Sssss, Booo!”), but it’s because he’s pretty sure Chappelle can continue “evolving” to the higher plane where Oswalt and other enlightened lefties…

The CBS crime drama The Equalizer pushed open borders this week and vilified U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in an episode riddled with Hollywood's tired illegal immigration clichés. 

If Business Insider writer Esme Mazzeo goaded me into calling her “‘elf’ one more time” and threatened me with anger and maybe even violence for doing so, I'd still be tempted to call her an “angry elf” because that’s what she is for her insane attempts to get a classic holiday movie cancelled on Christmas. Elf isn't up for cancellation.