Someone should do a wellness check on The New York Times. Looks like its journos read the portents wrong — AGAIN — on another one of its apocalyptic prognostications on the economic consequences of President Donald Trump taking out the Islamist regime in Iran.

Kick up your recliner chairs because you’re not going to believe this one! TIME magazine is out with a new report prophesying that climate change threatens to make us all lazy slobs!

Apparently the most important positive outcome from the war with Iran is that it has the potential to reduce the world’s reliance on fossil fuels according to Gaia’s acolytes at Reuters, not knocking out the world’s foremost state sponsor of terror. “Iran war energy shock sparks global push to reduce fossil fuel dependence" was the headline.

Watching the media scurry all over cyberspace to explain away why their TDS-afflicted economic catastrophe forecasts aren’t panning out is like watching a flock of chickens running around with their heads cut off, still clucking about how the sky is falling. Well, the sky just delivered surprisingly tame producer price inflation on the month, despite the ongoing Iran War.

Spiking oil prices? Bad Trump! Falling oil prices? Er, also bad Trump! At least, that’s the double-edged sword logic NBC News is attempting to get readers to believe. Their headline read: “Oil prices may be starting to come down for a worrisome reason.”

It appears that retirement isn’t exactly suiting leftist billionaire George Soros, as America’s most notorious political kingmaker was revealed to have dropped another massive fortune ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.

Reporters actually holding the powerful to account for practices detrimental to the U.S. economy should be required TV for any aspiring journalist. Today’s lesson is brought to you by Fox News anchor Bret Baier.

Is it any real surprise that the crown prince of the most notorious left-wing empires in American politics is getting all bent out of shape because President Donald Trump decided to finally dismantle the murderous Islamist regime of Iran? 

The latest inflation data for consumer prices in February effectively kneecapped all of the media fear porn over the Trump tariffs. So what does the media do? It’s very simple: We won’t admit we were wrong, but Trump’s war in Iran is sure to make prices go up now!

CNBC’s Mad Money host Jim Cramer has reached semi-divine stature! His ability to use his bird brain to effectuate the inverse of what he prophesies will happen to the market continues to prove itself legendary and unmatched!

The New York Times was apparently so eager for an economic win to skewer President Donald Trump’s military achievements in Iran that it ended up making itself look foolish. 

Victoria Guida of Politico argues Trump is unusually “lucky” with the economy, saying his risky policies—tariffs, stricter immigration, attacks on the Fed—have worked out so far, defying expert predictions. She points to rising global tension as a possible end to his streak, though the strong U.S. economy seems hard to derail.

Attention DePaul University donors! Do you want to check out how your funding is being put to use? The institution just initiated an obnoxious, new anti-ICE journalism institute in partnership with radical ex-Mayor Lori Lightfoot and another Chicago-based left-wing group financed by some of the most notorious leftists in American politics.

The Washington Post editorial board shocked the internet by vigorously thwacking the nutty socialist tax proposals by one of the left’s most radical icons in Congress: Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT).