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ABC: ‘Moderate’ Kamala Was Reagan With ‘Morning in America’ DNC Speech
As they have all week, ABC’s Good Morning America had the best (or worst?) body of work gleefully devouring propaganda from the Democratic National Convention like drunk college kids hankering for late-night pizza. On Friday, they drooled over “what a night” for Vice President Kamala Harris, giving a “Morning in America” speech that could have been given “at a Republican convention...…

'Everything We've Been Waiting For': Colbert Hails Harris Speech
CBS’s Stephen Colbert wrapped up his week of live shows from Chicago on the final night of the Democratic National Convention by hyping Kamala Harris’s acceptance speech as “everything we've been waiting for.” To cap it all off, he welcomed Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for some additional party promotional material.

‘All Kinds of Surprises!’ CNN Hosts Enthralled By ‘Best-Produced’ DNC
A couple of hours before beclowning themselves with the ridiculous level of praise they heaped on Vice President Kamala Harris for her speech concluding Night Four of the Democratic National Convention on Thursday, the co-hosts of CNN’s coverage lined up to celebrate the Democratic Party for supposedly putting on the “best-produced” political convention they’ve ever been to.

Tapper: Kamala Delivered the Best Speech By Anyone Ever of All Time
Immediately following Vice President Kamala Harris’s speech to round out Night Four of the Democratic National Convention, CNN host Jake tapper beclowned him again by essentially proclaiming it the best speech delivered by anyone in all time. He was then followed up by CNN host Abby Phillip who ridiculously claimed Harris was “misunderstood politically” and was really just a pragmatic centrist…

Melber Looks Forward to Kamala Calling Out MAGA ‘Phonies,’ ‘Fakes’
With MSNBC finally attending a party convention this cycle (they refused to do their show live from the Republican National Convention), host Ari Melber kicked off the fourth and final night of the Democratic National Convention by giving his hopeful requests for what Vice President Kamala Harris was going to address in her speech. He was apparently itching for her the attack the “…

CNN: 'It's a Vibes Election!' No Need for Kamala to Publish Policy
In a follow-up to their idea from the previous evening when CNN host Erin Burnett floated the idea that Vice President Kamala Harris shouldn’t do interviews, a panel of CNN “journalists” led into the final night of the Democratic National Convention on Thursday by arguing that she should not even publish her policy positions for the public to scrutinize. And according to another host, the…

NBC Drools Over Strong ‘Midwest Dad Energy’, ‘Star Power’ at DNC
NBC’s Today came out firing Thursday thoroughly pleased with how their friends at the Democratic National Convention programmed the night prior, deeming it an “unforgettable” and “supercharged” night “heavy on star power” with vice presidential nominee Tim Walz giving off “Midwest dad energy” hounded by Republicans and Oprah Winfrey “expand[ing] the tent” for Democrats.

CBS: DNC Has Better Music Since 'They Travel,' Have 'Common Humanity'
Before Kamala Harris formally accepted the Democratic presidential nomination on Thursday, CBS Mornings sought to answer a critically important question: “Why is it that the Democrats' music is just better?” Co-host Tony Dokoupil mused that it is because they travel more, while The Daily Show’s Ronny Chieng surmised it was because art best fits inside a left-wing worldview.…

'Another Powerful Evening': Colbert Gets Emotional At Walz Speech
After Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz accepted the Democratic nomination for vice president on Wednesday, CBS’s Stephen Colbert reacted on a live edition of The Late Show by claiming that day three of the DNC was “another powerful evening” that “was about remembering that America is good and that we shouldn't give in to hopelessness.”

ABC Gets Hots for ‘Coach Walz’ Giving ‘Pep Talk’ With ‘Queen’ Oprah
On Thursday, the nervous sweat had yet to wear off on ABC’s Good Morning America from their weak knees and clammy palms from their Tuesday and Wednesday shows recapping the Democratic National Convention. This time, the played the role of Russia Today anchors promoting their party’s vice presidential candidate Tim Walz as a scandal-free “[s]ocial studies teacher, retired National…

Meyers Fawns Over Obama's Trump Is 'Bad At Sex' DNC Speech
NBC’s Seth Meyers reacted on Wednesday’s edition of Late Night to former President Barack Obama’s speech to the Democratic National Convention by claiming that “the best Obama is stand-up Obama” as he reveled in Obama’s jab at Donald Trump’s crowd sizes, which was a euphemism for saying Trump is “bad at sex.”

Van Jones: Dems Want Freedom of ‘Full Life’ - Abortions in Parking Lot
Well into Night Three of the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday, CNN liberal commentator Van Jones opined about how Democratic supposedly had a “deeper patriotism” than what was on display during the Republican National Convention last month. He also insisted that Democrats valued the “freedom of a full life.” Meanwhile, they had Planned Parenthood killing babies out in the parking…

CNN’s Erin Burnett Floats the Idea Kamala SHOULD NOT Do Interviews
Vice President Kamala Harris had not done a press conference nor an interview since Democratic Party elites installed her as their presidential nominee following a coup against President Joe Biden. But, amid their coverage of Night Three of the Democratic National Convention on The Situation Room on Wednesday, CNN host Erin Burnett floated the idea that Harris should just ignore the…

CBS: ‘Virtuoso’ Obamas Created ‘Phenomenal’, ‘Cultural Moment’ at DNC
With co-host, Democratic donor, and Obama family friend Gayle King helming CBS Mornings, Wednesday’s show was packed to the brim with adulation among King and a host of pals for the “virtuoso performance” by Barack and Michelle Obama addressing the Democratic National Convention the night prior in what they insisted will be remembered as not only an “energetic” and “phenomenal” “one-…