Humor

April Cancels Fools Day: Holiday Un-Woke and 'Redundant'
There's no room for April Fools Day in a world with the Cleveland 'Guardians.'
Elon Musk Takes Dump on Media: New Press Poop Policy Unveiled
Twitter owner Elon Musk has found a new way to troll his opponents in the liberal media with a healthy dose of toilet humor.
Speaking of Balloons: India Man in ‘Committed Relationship' With Some
Just another boy-meets-balloons story.

AOC Claims Gas Stoves Cause 'Reduced Cognitive Performance'
Alexandria Ocosao-Cortez has become notorious for being a hypocrite. Her latest segment was when advocated for the dumb proposal of people to ditch their gas stoves, meanwhile she herself uses one.
‘Mannish Girl’: A Heartfelt Musical Tribute to Admiral Rachel Levine
You can’t keep a good man down.
The Babylon Bee’s Kyle Mann Says His Site Won’t ‘Bow Before Twitter’
The Babylon Bee Editor-in-Chief Kyle Mann told Reason Editor-at-Large Nick Gillespie why his company has refused to delete the infamous tweet that got it kicked off Twitter.

PolitiFact Cries LIE on Kentucky Derby 'Horse's Ass' JOKES About Biden
The Democrat "fact check" website calling itself PolitiFact is so fervently dedicated to defending President Biden that it's repeating its lame fact checks of previous Kentucky Derby jokes. On Monday, staff writer Monique Curet threw a "Pants on Fire" rating at a Facebook user named Eddie Foley -- with about 1,300 friends at this juncture -- for repeating a joke about Biden being insulted as a…

MSNBC Humor? Comedian Would 'Joyfully Abort' Baby of the SCOTUS Leaker
On Sunday night, as Mother’s Day wound to a close, MSNBC’s Ayman show put on a panel including liberal comedian Laurie Kilmartin. Host Ayman Mohyeldin was highly amused when Kilmartin suggested she would “make sweet love” to the hero who leaked the Alito draft opinion on abortion to Politico, and if they were a Republican and she got pregnant, she would “joyfully abort our fetus.”

Twitter STINGS Babylon Bee with Censor Blitz Over Trans Satire Posts
Twitter mashed its SHUT UP button on Christian satire site The Babylon Bee. Twitter’s latest episode in its ongoing campaign to silence The Bee involved reportedly locking its founder Adam Ford out of his account for simply trolling the platform with benign humor.

SUPERYACHT: WashPost Owner Jeff Bezos’ Climate Hypocrisy Exposed
Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos just solidified himself as one of the biggest climate activist hypocrites in world politics. The city of Rotterdam reportedly gave the green light to disassemble one of Netherland’s oldest bridges to make way for the third richest man in the world’s superyacht, according to BBC.
Toobin 2.0? NJ Congressman Gets Caught With His Pants Off
He didn't go the "full Toobin," but Congressman Donald Payne (D-NJ) wasn't exactly in business attire during a congressional meeting that was being held over Zoom. On June 17, during a Homeland Security Committee meeting congresswoman Beth Van Duyne (R-TX) posted a video to twitter that showed Payne standing up during the call. The representative was obviously not aware that his camera was on…
'I Can't Be the Comic I Was'; Kevin Hart Roasts Cancel Culture
The little man has a lot of Hart. Cancel culture is no joke to Kevin Hart. The comic has weathered the storm and ultimately come out on top each time. As the highest-earning comedian, surpassing even the legendary Jerry Seinfeld, it will take more than some politically correct crybabies to take him down.
Gay Betty: Paramount+ Reboot Of ‘Rugrats’ Turns Mom Gay
Paramount+ is releasing new Rugrats reboot this month and its gonna be gay! Yeah baby! Your children are sure to appreciate this very inclusive update to the Rugrats lore. Unfortunately, we’re not being blessed with a gay baby. No, it's actually Phil and Lil’s mom Betty who is receiving a sexuality update. As pop culture outlet The AV Club says, Betty “has low-key always been a queer icon.”…

Censorship Explainer Video: Tech Oligarchs Don’t Like to Laugh
What ever happened to laughter being the best medicine? Big Tech’s ever-vigilant information watchdogs have no sense of humor and consistently attack any and all information they disagree with. The Babylon Bee has been on the censorship chopping block as of late but luckily, are not backing down.