BREAKING: TIME’s Women of the Year Are Actual Women!

Culture
March 3rd, 2023 10:14 AM

With lady bits and everything!

Rapinoe wins Presidential Medal of Freedom

Farce: Rapinoe To Receive Presidential Medal of Freedom

Culture
July 4th, 2022 1:15 PM

The Presidential Medal of Freedom has lost much of its meaning with the presentation of the award to woke soccer player Megan Rapinoe. The hardcore leftist and national anthem kneeler is one of 17 new recipients who will receive the nation’s highest civilian honor this Thursday. 

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Rapinoe Blamed For Subway’s Sharp Decline In Franchises

Culture
May 2nd, 2022 12:43 PM

What’s that bad taste in Subway’s mouth? It’s the bitter flavor of a fast-shrinking franchise and the fall-out from hiring the notorious Megan Rapinoe as a national pitch-woman. Subway is losing franchises hand over foot, and its Rapinoe ad campaign is getting some of the blame for the company driving customers away. 

Megan Rapinoe Taunts America at Met Gala With Pro-Gay Messages

Culture
September 15th, 2021 1:38 PM

Monday night’s Met Gala was a cesspool of rich politicians and celebrities showing off their wealth and status to compete for media attention. While Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stole the show a gown with the ridiculous message “Tax The Rich” painted on it, U.S. Women’s National…

Hope Solo Claims Rapinoe Nearly Bullies Teammates into Dissing U.S.

Culture
August 17th, 2021 12:32 PM

One former member of the women’s national soccer team is shedding light on the reason for why the women’s team is such an angry, Marxist brood, and apparently it all falls on purple-haired wokester, Megan Rapinoe.

Megan Rapinoe in Subway ad

Red Card! Subway, Customers Want Rapinoe Out As Ad Spokesman

Culture
August 9th, 2021 7:00 AM

Subway franchises are demanding the home office call a red card on soccer radical Megan Rapinoe. They and some of their customers want Subway to pull ads featuring Rapinoe, one of which involves her kicking a ball at a man, knocking the burrito out of his hands and telling him to order a Subway sandwich instead. The ad campaign began this spring and opposition to it is growing.

FALLEN ANGELS: Victoria’s Secret Recruits Megan Rapinoe for Rebrand

Culture
June 17th, 2021 2:06 PM

The Golden Age of Victoria’s Secret and the “Angels” has come to an end. Women everywhere will be excited to learn that the likes of lesbian Megan Rapinoe and a transgender woman are the brand’s new image. And if you don’t think that's sexy, you’re a bigot.

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Billie Jean King Demands Punishment of Idaho for ‘Anti-Trans' Law

Culture
December 23rd, 2020 12:22 PM

LGBT royalty Billie Jean King and Megan Rapinoe are among the 176 women who signed a friend of the court brief demanding the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit (aka “Ninth Circus”) overturn Idaho’s law H.B. 500 requiring athletes to compete with the teams of their actual gender.

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Women's Soccer Team Identifies With BLM, Not With USA

Culture
November 30th, 2020 6:23 AM

Social justice firebrand Megan Rapinoe wasn't even on the U.S. national women's soccer team's active roster, but the squad was more radical than ever before Friday's 2-0 friendly match win over The Netherlands. Most team members knelt for the national anthem and they spread the Black Lives Matter "gospel" while insisting their activism was not political.

LeBron, Athletes Relish Biden's Declared Victory

Culture
November 9th, 2020 2:22 PM

If a sports analogy can be used to describe America's presidential election it would be "the play is under further review." However, high-profile Trump-hating athletes are already claiming "the ruling on the field stands." Even though recounts and legal challenges have not been resolved.

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SBNation Shocked as NCAA Reconsiders Trans Policy

Culture
August 10th, 2020 10:00 AM

Kudos to the Idaho conservatives who stood up to LGBT and NCAA bullies and said "no" to transgender males playing on women's sports teams. Earlier this year the state passed a law banning males from muscling in on women's teams, the ACLU filed suit and the NCAA was pressured to withdraw 2021 postseason events from the state. Well the NCAA just flinched, deciding to re-examine its policy…

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Megan Rapinoe Hosts HBO Program with AOC, '1619 Project' Creator

Culture
July 27th, 2020 5:45 PM

HBO just wants the death of America as we know it, don’t they? Sure that may sound extreme, but how else would you see it when they’re promoting special evening TV specials hosted by National anthem-protesting lesbian soccer player Megan Rapinoe and featuring guests like Alexandria “Abolish The Police” Ocasio-Cortez, and America-hating “1619 Project” creator Nikole Hannah-Jones?

 

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ESPN's Woke ESPYs Did Not Disappoint

Culture
June 22nd, 2020 7:37 AM

“I think the hardest thing to be, in 2020, is reasonable. To be reasonable in an unreasonable time is a true mark of rebellion right now; that is defiance. It’s in short supply.”

Rapinoe Campaigns for Biden's VP Running Mate

Culture
May 2nd, 2020 10:00 AM
Joltin' Joe Biden, you want a woman for your vice-presidential running mate? Look no more. The outrageous Megan Rapinoe is willing and able to handle the job ... and continue her pro soccer at the same time. Your big decision just got easier!