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Because we live in very stupid times, HBO Max has added a three-minute introduction to Mel Brooks’s classic 1974 western spoof, according to MovieWeb. 

Hollywood certainly is enthusiastic about Kamala Harris being Joe Biden’s Vice Presidential choice, though some celebrities have taken the joy of the moment a little too far. There have been gushing posts about how the ticket represents what real America looks like, or how the Kamala pick has inspired tears of “joy” among grown men in the film industry. But none are as weird or as creepy as…

“A teenage abortion road trip movie doesn’t immediately seem like it would be packed with punchlines … but UNpregnant is the rare adolescent comedy that’s both spiky and sweet.”

Throw Momma from the Train is “insensitive to victims of elder abuse.” Home Alone “reinforces society’s relentless normalizing of the white, Christian cis nuclear family.” Kindergarten Cop is not in keeping with our “national reckoning on overpolicing.” Guess which one is a real assertion.

In Sunday’s New York Times, self-impressed movie critic A.O. Scott wondered whether it was a good thing that we’re missing superhero movies in this summer of coronavirus, given their authoritarian, even fascist tendencies: “Twilight of the Superheroes -- What if they were not really there to protect us?” He opined, "Gotham City moved to a noticeably reactionary rhythm, governed by the politics…

Just in time for the BLM folks who are fed up Western Civilization’s depiction of “White Jesus,” a new film depicting Christ as a lesbian is currently looking for a major Hollywood distributor. The film’s premise is so noxious that nearly 300,000 people have signed a petition to make sure the “Christianophobic” film doesn’t get a wide Hollywood release.

In the mad dash for businesses to kneel for Black Lives Matter bullies, HBO Max removed Gone With the Wind from its streaming library earlier this month due to its romantic depiction of the Civil War-era South. However, HBO Max realized they can’t just destroy realities they don’t like, so they brought the film back with a history lesson tacked onto the front of it. 

Mega-rich Hollywood liberal George Clooney is putting up some real dollars to bolster the fight for racial justice and for the sake of boosting his ego by making President Trump look bad.

In between all the chaos and unrest in the streets and the virus from China preoccupying Americans’ brains, it might be easy to forget about Hidin’ Joe Biden and just how terrible a candidate he is. But not for Luke Skywalker actor Mark Hamill, who is reportedly hosting a virtual fundraiser for the 77-year-old gaffe machine.

Natalie Portman is the latest famous person to bow before the false tenets of the Black Lives Matter movement, going out of her way to renounce her former appreciation of policemen, because she’d rather give up some semblance of law and order than be called a racist.

The current chaos in the United States following the murder of George Floyd is bringing much to light. At the very least, it’s showing normal folks just how anti-American and morally-fetid the Hollywood left really is. Though the country is reeling from racial upheaval, many of these millionaires have refused to try and de-escalate the rhetoric that has been driving anger.