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Former Democratic senator and Saturday Night Live cast member Al Franken guest hosted ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday and it went about as well as anyone could predict. During his opening monologue, Franken rattled off a list of supposed threats to democracy including “just how big a dick Ted Cruz is” while later he turned the show into a Democratic commercial during an…

The haters at ABC late night on Thursday showcased, yet again, that they despise half the country. Jimmy Kimmel Live guest host David Alan Grier seethed about a new conservative dating app, deriding The Right Stuff as “Tinder for bigots.” Grier didn’t really bother to offer a joke there, just that all conservatives are racists.

The trio of Chelsea Handler, Seth Meyers, and Stephen Colbert continued their lamentations at the downfall of Roe v. Wade on their Thursday night and Friday morning shows. The trio did everything from rage at random Twitter accounts, give the Supreme Court an “F” grade, and invited Justice Thomas to “suck it.”

Day two brought a drop in the quantity of post-Roe lamentations from the self-styled comedians of late night, but the lousy quality of legal analysis, civic understanding, and promotion of abortion as a social good continued on Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning.

CBS late nights hosts James Corden and Stephen Colbert and ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live! guest host Chelsea Handler all reacted to fall of Roe v. Wade with great horror, decrying it as a loss for the rights of women. There were sorrowful lamentations, references to sex police, and angry denunciations of Republicans, but no passing grades when it comes to understanding what…

Led by White House correspondent Ed O’Keefe, the cast of Thursday’s CBS Mornings reacted to President Biden’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! not by lamenting Biden only sitting down for softball interviews, but that Biden was following in the history of presidents using late night shows to appear more relatable.

Low in the polls and failing on every front, President Joe Biden decided to sit down for a softball interview with leftist late-night “comedian” Jimmy Kimmel Wednesday evening to try to rehabilitate his floundering presidency and lucky for Biden, Kimmel was happy to oblige. 

It appears that the left’s trust in Biden’s capabilities as president is waning, and the Wednesday edition of CNN’s New Day serves as evidence to this. Co-host Brianna Keilar went into a brief history of presidents going on late-night talk shows amid Biden’s upcoming appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! later this evening.

For his Tuesday ABC show, Jimmy Kimmel continued to be confused by the concept of doors in what was a nominally pro-gun control monologue, but was in reality just a rant against the “demon” and “dumbass” that is Sen. Ted Cruz.

Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Seth Meyers used their Thursday show to inform the world that they do not know how doors work as they were responding to a suggestion from Sen. Ted Cruz to limit the number of entrances on school premises in the aftermath of the mass shooting in Uvalde.

For the late night hosts, the school shooting in Uvalde provided them the opportunity to use their Wednesday shows to blame “the gun lobby,” Republicans, and the Supreme Court and to praise Beto O’Rourke’s stunt in the push for gun control.

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel may have been absent the week the Supreme Court draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade was leaked, but he tried to make up for that on his Thursday show where he suggested that the reason people are pro-life is because they “can’t get laid.”

The Trump-obsessed comedian Jimmy Kimmel thought he caught the former president in a “got heem” moment last night when trying to make fun of the former president’s Truth Social app. It aged horribly.

On his Wednesday show on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel declared that if you support Florida’s new law that prohibits K-3 discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity, it is because you are dumb. He also rolled out show writer Louis Virtel to call Gov. Ron DeSantis and others everything from “dumb” to “homophobic.”