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Kimmel Claims GOP is Pro-Life Because It 'Can't Get Laid'
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel may have been absent the week the Supreme Court draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade was leaked, but he tried to make up for that on his Thursday show where he suggested that the reason people are pro-life is because they “can’t get laid.”
Aged Like Bad Cheese: Kimmel Bashing of Trump App Gets Reality Check
The Trump-obsessed comedian Jimmy Kimmel thought he caught the former president in a “got heem” moment last night when trying to make fun of the former president’s Truth Social app. It aged horribly.
Kimmel: Florida 'Don't Say Gay' Law Made 'To Get Dumb People Excited'
On his Wednesday show on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel declared that if you support Florida’s new law that prohibits K-3 discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity, it is because you are dumb. He also rolled out show writer Louis Virtel to call Gov. Ron DeSantis and others everything from “dumb” to “homophobic.”
Kimmel Accuses GA of Passing 'American History: White People Edition'
ABC late night host Jimmy Kimmel’s hatred for Republicans was on full display yet again during his Tuesday show as he falsely accused Georgia of passing a bill that was tantamount to “American History: White People Edition.” In reality, the bill targeted the divisive left-wing racial discourse.
Sexist Kimmel: Female Senator Trying to Set Women 'Back 50 Years'
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel stooped even lower in his Supreme Court confirmation hearing analysis on his Monday show as he accused Tennessee Sen. Marsha Blackburn of trying to women "back 50 years" while also going after her looks.
Kimmel Laments Florida Can't Teach 'Their Governor is a D**khead'
ABC late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel attempted to tackle the issue of Florida’s new Parental Rights in Education law on his Tuesday show where he lamented that “a teacher can't explain to a second grader that their governor is a dickhead.” He would also declare that it is “frightening” that educating children will not be about left-wing gender theory.
Kimmel Gives Jackson Award For 'Listening to Idiots'
On his Thursday, ABC late night host Jimmy Kimmel summarized Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s Supreme Court confirmation hearings with a parody of Hollywood award shows. For his final award, he bestowed on Jackson the “award for Outstanding Poker Face While Listening to Idiots.”
Kimmel Goes After 'Slug' GOP For Asking Jackson to Define 'Woman'
ABC late night host Jimmy Kimmel had a hard time on Wednesday comprehending why Republican Senators Marsha Blackburn and Ted Cruz would quiz Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson on the definition of a "woman." Kimmel resorted to personal attacks to defend Jackson, but only ended up making himself the butt of the joke as he also couldn’t come up with a definition.
Kimmel began by…
The Late Night Hacks Who Think It’s Racist for GOP to Question Jackson
The late-night hacks on Tuesday deemed it racist and inappropriate to simply ask tough questions of Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson. The same hosts that mocked Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett were unhappy with the GOP.
ABC Entertainment Allows 6 Seconds on Hunter Biden Claims: 'Made Up'
ABC journalists, along with the rest of the media, are still burying the revelation from The New York Times on March 16 that the Hunter Biden laptop story is, in fact, real. It’s not Russian disinformation. Except for two seconds on MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN have all been silent. And while ABC News still refuses to cover the story, ABC Entertainment discussed Hunter Biden for…
Kimmel Attacks GOP's 'Subtle Racism Jamboree' in Jackson Hearing
ABC's left-wing late night host and alleged comedian Jimmy Kimmel tried his hand at Supreme Court analysis on his Monday show and failed miserably as he accused Republicans of treating Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s confirmation hearings as a “subtle racism jamboree.” He then declared the prospect of her being approved to the high court by a party-line vote in the Senate to be the GOP's “…
Kimmel Mocks Fox Viewers' 'Soft, Oatmeal-like Brains' on Durham Story
Unlike other late night talk show hosts, ABC's Jimmy Kimmel actually covered the latest news from Special Counsel John Durham on his Tuesday show, but he only did so to mock those who actually care about the allegations.
Kimmel Jokes Trump Jr. Is Crackhead Who’d ‘Snort...Powdered Sugar’
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel continued into Thursday’s show his never-ending obsession with the Trump family as what he seems to believe as the lone source of jokes on planet Earth, quipping that Donald Trump Jr. has been such a failure in life that he’s actually a cocaine addict who “couldn't run a Dunkin’ Donuts” and, if he did, “on the first day, he'd snort all the powdered sugar and get his head…
Lefty Comics Falsely Claim GOPers Are Triggered by Biden vs. Doocy
Even though President Biden and Fox White House correspondent Peter Doocy have both moved on after the former called the latter “a stupid son of a bitch” on Monday, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel and NBC’s Seth Meyers decided on Thursday to spend nearly 15 minutes falsely claiming that the Republican Party has spent the week obsessing over Biden’s expletive when, in reality, it’s the far-left “comics” who…