Kimmel Claims Lincoln Is Thanking Booth After Reflecting Pool Makeover
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel previewed Sunday’s UFC fight at the White House on Thursday by recapping all of the renovations President Trump has done to the White House and surrounding area. After concluding with the reflecting pool makeover, Kimmel claimed that Abraham Lincoln is now thanking John Wilkes Booth that he does not have to see what is going on in front of his memorial.
Kimmel Claims If Platner Loses, GOP Will Nominate Him For President
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel became the first broadcast network comedian to mention Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner and his many scandals. However, Kimmel did not do so to condemn Democrats but to claim that if he loses, Republicans will nominate him for president in 2028. Later in his primary election recap, Kimmel would continue his strange new respect for Republicans like Thomas…
Kimmel Rents Pratt a U-Haul, Pratt Responds That He Has Nothing Left
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel got more than he bargained for after a Tuesday bit he did to celebrate reality show personality Spencer Pratt falling outside of the top two in Los Angeles’s mayoral primary. As part of his victory dance, Kimmel and his crew decorated a U-Haul to help Pratt move, but the next day, Pratt would respond by posting a video on X of his burned-down home and claim he doesn’t need…
Jimmies Attack 'Suck-Ups at CBS' for Firing Pelley to 'Appease' Trump
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel and NBC’s The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon denounced CBS for firing 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley after his meltdown during an internal meeting where he viciously attacked his new bosses. Both alleged, with no evidence, that CBS is moving dramatically rightward while making the same quip about Pelley being replaced by Stephen Colbert’s replacement…
Kimmel Attacks Critics For Questioning His Peabody Worthiness
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel attacked critics—specifically Fox News host Laura Ingraham and contributor Raymond Arroyo—on Tuesday who do not think his fart jokes should have led him to winning a Peabody Award. Kimmel had no compelling comeback but did suggest that if they are concerned about undignified behavior, they start with President Trump.
Kimmel Claims U.S. 'Has Gone To S***' During Peabody Acceptance
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel accepted his Peabody Award on Sunday with a speech that highlighted how he and the Peabody jurors still have no idea why he was suspended in September, but he nevertheless cited his suspension as proof America has “gone to shit” under President Trump.
Jimmy Kimmel Again Pleads With LA Not To Vote For Spencer Pratt
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel’s sense of dread that former reality TV personality and current GOP candidate to be mayor of Los Angeles may advance to the general election heightened on Monday as Kimmel once again pleaded with people to vote for literally anybody else.
Kimmel Omits Key Details To Suggest Trump Will Go To War With Oman
In his effort to portray President Trump as a reckless foreign policy adventurer, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel took him out of context and omitted key information on Thursday to suggest that Trump was winding down the Iran War just so he could start another one with Oman.
Kimmel Freaks Out Over Support For Spencer Pratt in LA Mayoral Race
Polls show that former reality TV personality turned Republican candidate for mayor of Los Angeles, Spencer Pratt, has a real shot to advance to November’s general election, which caused ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel to stage an intervention on Wednesday and plead with people not to vote for him.
Jimmy Kimmel Is Suddenly Skeptical About Presidential Physicals
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel reacted to President Trump’s recent physical at Walter Reed by suggesting he does not believe him when reported that there is “nothing wrong with him.” However, skepticism towards presidential physicals is new for Kimmel, who, when Joe Biden was president, claimed he did not care what the results were.
Springsteen To Colbert: CBS Has No Idea What America Is About
On Wednesday’s penultimate episode of CBS’s The Late Show singer Bruce Springsteen delivering his ode to host Stephen Colbert where he declared that the show is going away because President Trump can’t take a joke and because Paramount’s leaders “feel they need to kiss his ass.” Earlier, on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel sang a similar tune when he declared that they should be ashamed of…
Wanda Sykes Claims 'Everything' Is What Worries Her Most About Trump
Comedian Wanda Sykes joined ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel on his Tuesday show to look back and blame President Trump for Kimmel’s September suspension, and claim the thing that worries her most about Trump is “everything.”
POLL RESULTS: Worst Media Quote of the Week Winner!
The results of the Worst Media Quote of the Week are in and the winner is…Jimmy Kimmel!
Streep Tells Kimmel He's 'Carrying The Banner Of Freedom Of The Press'
The notion that late night comedy shows have turned into late night liberal group therapy was on full display on Thursday’s taping of ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! After the eponymous host alleged Republicans’ goal is to see to it that only white people get elected, actress Meryl Streep stopped by to tell Kimmel that he is the global leader in defending a free press. Later, The Daily…
