Letterman: 'Jay's Got Another Job on a Network That Has Higher Ratings

April 4th, 2013 10:56 AM
David Letterman had some fun Wednesday evening with the announcement that Jimmy Fallon will be replacing Jay Leno on NBC's Tonight Show. The Late Show host began his opening monologue with a series of jokes about the issue including, "I happen to know Jay's got another job on a network that has greater viewership, higher ratings - Univision. He's going there."

David Letterman Steals Almost 50-Year-Old Joke From Woody Allen

March 26th, 2013 3:56 PM
It must be getting tough for the folks at the CBS Late Show to find material. On Monday, host David Letterman during his opening monologue actually stole a joke from Woody Allen that’s almost 50 years old (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Letterman: Biden Bests Hillary's Pandering for Gay Vote By Dating Obam

March 21st, 2013 10:41 AM
David Letterman on Wednesday took some shots at Hillary Clinton’s obvious pandering for gay votes with her flip-flop on same-sex marriage earlier this week. After saying Clinton will give free pantsuits to every gay couple that ties the knot, the CBS Late Show host aired a mock video demonstrating just how far Joe Biden is willing to go to win in 2016.

Letterman Trashes Mary Todd Lincoln’s Looks On Presidents’ Day

February 19th, 2013 5:52 PM
You would think that Abraham Lincoln’s wife is sacred, especially on the national holiday known as Presidents’ Day. That’s clearly not the case at the CBS Late Show where one of the jokes during the evening’s Top Ten list trashed Mary Todd Lincoln’s looks (video follows with partial transcript and commentary):

Letterman Video: Obama Uses Drone Strike to Sink a Putt Against Tiger

February 19th, 2013 12:31 PM
David Letterman seems more concerned with President Obama's drone program than most of the media. On CBS's s Late Show Monday, the host aired a mock video of Obama using a drone strike to help him sink an errant putt while playing golf with Tiger Woods (video follows with transcript and commentary):

David Letterman Cracks Pedophilia Joke at Expense of Next Pope

February 14th, 2013 6:01 PM
When listing the qualifications for a papal successor, comedian David Letterman used the Catholic church's clerical abuse scandal as a parting blast at Pope Benedict XVI on Wednesday night's Late Show. Letterman quipped that the church is "looking for a guy who is good at transferring creepy priests." Earlier, he took another shot at Pope Benedict: "I guess you know by now, big news coming…

Ravens Coach Harbaugh: I Was ‘Absolutely’ Scared of Ray Lewis

February 8th, 2013 10:32 AM
Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh made a joke Thursday evening that had some fascinating overtones. Appearing on the CBS Late Show, Harbaugh said that he was “absolutely” scared – even “petrified” – of Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis.

Chris Christie: 'I'm the Healthiest Fat Guy You've Ever Seen in Your L

February 5th, 2013 10:21 PM
Politico reported Tuesday that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's (R) doctor has warned him that his "luck is going to run out relatively soon" if he doesn't do something about his weight. Despite this, Christie told CBS Late Show host David Letterman Monday, "I'm like basically the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen in your life."

Chris Christie: NFL Commissioner 'Didn't Seem To Care One Bit' When Li

February 5th, 2013 8:54 AM
According to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R), NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell "didn't seem to care one bit" when the lights went out at the Superdome in the middle of Sunday's Super Bowl. Christie, who was sitting in Goodell's box for the game, told CBS Late Show host David Letterman Monday of the Commissioner's reaction to the blackout, "He was eating some popcorn, checking his…

Kevin Spacey: 'I Wouldn't Mind Piers Morgan Being Deported

February 2nd, 2013 11:41 AM
UPDATE AT END OF POST: Morgan tweets this to his followers. Oscar-winning actor Kevin Spacey took a humorous swipe at CNN’s Piers Morgan on CBS’s Late Show Friday. While impersonating the late Johnny Carson at the request of host David Letterman, Spacey said of Morgan, “I wouldn't mind him being deported” (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Letterman: ‘You, Al Gore, Are Doing Business With Country That's Ena

January 30th, 2013 7:21 AM
A truly shocking thing happened on the CBS Late Show Tuesday. Host David Letterman actually challenged guest Al Gore about his recent sale of Current TV to al Jazeera saying, “So you, Al Gore, are doing business with this country that's enabling your ultimate foe of climate change” (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Gore to Appear on CBS Late Show Tuesday, Same Day New Book Comes Out

January 24th, 2013 5:37 PM
Climate alarmist-in-chief Al Gore is going to appear on the CBS Late Show next Tuesday coincidentally on the same day his new book comes out. TVByTheNumbers.com posted the following press release moments ago:

'Girls' Star: Brian Williams On Set So Much We Want 'BriWi-Cam' to See

January 11th, 2013 4:40 PM
If your daughter was an actress doing a sex scene in a movie or television show, would you want to watch? On the CBS Late Show Thursday, Girls star Lena Dunham said that not only is NBC's Brian Williams often on the set for the filming of this sex-packed HBO program, the cast jokes about having a "BriWi-cam" on him to gauge his reactions to his daughter Allison's sex scenes (video follows…

Brian Williams: Al Roker's Accident 'Hasn't Happened in the West Wing

January 9th, 2013 9:17 AM
NBC's Al Roker revealed Sunday that back in 2002, he had an embarrassing accident in the White House as a result of getting his stomach stapled. On CBS's Late Show Tuesday, NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams said, "That kind of thing that happened to Al hasn't happened in the West Wing since Nixon discovered the tapes” (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):