Fight Club actor Ed Norton just dropped his searing take on the criminality of Trump this week, concocting a crazy conspiracy on how Trump is refusing to concede all in order to avoid jail time.
On November 20, Norton, who has also played Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk, decided to chime in with his own bizarro take on why Trump is a terrible man. Again, in Hollywood these takes are a dime a dozen, but Norton assured his 1.9 million followers that he knows exactly why Trump is operating the way he is in refusing to concede in the 2020 election.
The smug pretend politico began his overlong Twitter explanation of Trump’s election motives by saying, “I’m no political pundit but I grew up w a dad who was a federal prosecutor & he taught me a lot & I’ve also sat a fair amount of poker w serious players.” Ok, guys don’t laugh. His dad can sue your dad. Let’s just hear him out.
“l’ll say this: I do not think Trump is trying to ‘make his base happy’ or ‘laying the groundwork for his own network,'” he continued, also denying the thought that Trump refusing to concede is just because he “loves” chaos. In fact Norton intended on taking readers down an insane rabbit hole of a theory whereby Trump is causing post-election chaos so as to cut a deal where he concedes and they don’t throw him into jail.
In the TDS-addled minds of Hollywood lefties and journalists, Trump not only deserved to get voted out, but deserves to go to jail for the “crimes” he has committed in office. Now we’re not sure what those are exactly, but knowing the emotional and spiritual constitutions of the aggrieved, it’s because he said really mean things about those people on Twitter.
Norton argued that the “core” of Trump’s ongoing election litigation is the “deep, multi-dimensional legal jeopardy & this defines his every action.” So, the leftist deep state has something so compromising on Trump that he’s governed as one of the most conservative presidents in modern history? Sounds dumb.
Anyways, he continued, “We’re seeing 1) a tactical delay of the transition to buy time for coverup & evidence suppression 2) above all, a desperate endgame ...which is to create enough chaos ... that he can cut a Nixon-style deal in exchange for finally conceding.” Oh, so it’s about Trump being so annoying that the country will promise him no jail time as long as he goes away.
Of course, Norton wants revenge for Trump’s antics and he demanded that the Feds call his bluff and punish him. “We cannot let this mobster bully the USA into a deal to save his ass by threatening our democracy. THAT is his play. But he’s got junk in his hand. So call him.”
His paranoid ravings then devolved into grotesque name calling towards the president, with the Oscar winner tweeting, “I will allow that he’s also a whiny, sulky, petulant, Grinchy, vindictive little 10-ply-super-soft bitch.” Wow, super classy, and after more verbal diarrhea, Norton concluded that if the U.S. were to “give him some brokered settlement, we’ll be vulnerable to his return. We can’t flinch.”
So getting Trump out of office is not enough, he has to be jailed so he doesn’t come back. We wonder what lie they’ll come up with next to get that to happen.
