2020 Presidential
Stephen Colbert: Trump ‘Pays Taxes Like a Church.’
Stephen Colbert is attempting to weaken the morale of religious conservatives who support Trump. Yesterday, the host of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tweeted, “For those who insist Trump is a religious man, I'll grant you he pays taxes like a church.”

Celebs Conflicted: ‘Worst Debate Ever’ … Er, Biden Just ‘Won Election'
The first presidential debate was a mega win for the greatest, most empathic candidate on the stage, Joe Biden. Right? Well according to some in Hollywood – who’s sanity rests on Trump being voted out – yes, “Sleepy Joe” won. They wouldn’t tout any other outcome, anyway. But for others in the entertainment industry – others who seem to be more honest – the whole evening was “useless.”

SHOCK: 69% of Telemundo Viewers Say Trump Won Debate
Telemundo anchors José Díaz-Balart and Felicidad Aveleyra were in for a shock as they revealed the results of an online poll that asked viewers’ take on who won the presidential debate.

Mika Slimes Fox Folks as 'Lobotomized,' Forgets When They Loved Trump
On Morning Joe, Mika Brzezinski slimes Fox News hosts and anchors as "lobotomized" for their debate coverage of President Trump, calling it "pathetic." At the same time she was complaining, Brian Kilmeade criticized Trump for missing the "layup" of explicitly condemning white supremacy.

FUMING CNN Declares Trump a ‘National Security Threat’
On Tuesday, CNN showed once again that the biggest quality it looks for in news is whether or not it is damaging to President Trump. New Day co-host John Berman even brings it up when discussing other stories. During an interview with disgruntled ex-White House staffer Olivia Troye discussing the administration’s response to the pandemic. he asked “So the fact that the president has $…
These Celebs Lecture You: ‘Turn Texas Blue’ to Smash Trump
Liberal stars may produce movies in Los Angeles, but they often don’t film movies in California. And there’s a reason: It’s’ incredibly expensive. So they often go to red states because of their more sensible tax policies. However, these same celebs now want help “turning Texas blue.”

DNC PR: CBS Anchors Try to Stop Don Jr. From Calling Out Media Bias
CBS continued their spin for Joe Biden as they grilled the president’s son, following last night's presidential debate. As Don Jr. brought up Biden's scandals the media won’t touch, the CBS team repeatedly cut him off, proving his point.

Dickerson, King Excuse Biden Debate Meltdowns Since He’s Not President
With some ABC journalists rhetorically reporting from Mars, CBS’s post-debate coverage found itself Tuesday night along similar lines as NBC, which likewise placed the lion’s share of blame on the President (instead of Joe Biden or Chris Wallace) for the debate having spun out of control. So, what CBS’s argument for blaming Trump wielding “a saw tooth” and Biden leaning more towards being…

Are They on Mars? Bruce, Muir Insist Biden Was ‘Steady,’ Kept ‘Cool’
After Tuesday’s presidential debate, ABC senior congressional correspondent Mary Bruce and World News Tonight anchor David Muir were opining from another planet, insisting Joe Biden kept “his cool,” was “the adult in the room,” and remained “fairly steady in temperament and tone” despite calling Trump “a clown,” “the worst President...ever” and told him to “shut up.”
CNN: ‘Obesely Immoral’ ‘Psychopath’ Trump Refused to Condemn Racists
Mere moments after their colleagues cursed out Tuesday’s Presidential debate as a “shit show” and suggested President Trump was actively trying to bring the country “down with him,” CNN's Anderson Cooper raged as he led the largely liberal panel in a hate fest against the President. Addressing former Obama advisor David Axelrod, Cooper literally pounded his fist on the desk as he denounced…

NBC Pins Blame on ‘Bully’ Trump for ‘Hot Mess,’ ‘Trainwreck’ Debate
After Tuesday’s exhausting and raucous presidential debate, NBC did its best to standup for fellow progressives and Joe Biden, exclusively blaming President Trump for having created the “brawl,” “crazy,” “hot mess,” and “trainwreck” of a debate that made for “a low point in American political discourse” that was inappropriate for children.

Hollywood: ‘White Supremacist’-in-Chief Has ‘Nazis’ on 'Standby'
Ah, debate night. That special evening when everyone, especially lefties in Hollywood, gathers round the TV set with their phones at the ready to call the Republican candidate a “racist.”
Colbert GIVES UP on Comedy: Trump Is a ‘Stain,’ ‘Abomination’
Stephen Colbert has given up on comedy. The Late Show host on Tuesday went live for a post-debate rant against Donald Trump as an “abomination” and “stain” on humanity. He also made an appalling Nazi smear against GOP supporters.

Hillary ‘Polarizing’ BC ‘Powerful' Don’t Want Universal Healthcare
Just about the only thing that could make your blood boil more than the first presidential debate is one half-hour of Freeform’s Kal Penn Approves This Message. For those of you not in the know, this is the program that believes it can still be non-partisan after showcasing Bill Nye and Hillary Clinton. Somehow, I don’t think that will bring people together.