The far-left Democratic activists posing as late night hosts on Monday night used last week’s violent assault on democracy as an excuse to smear all conservatives and Republicans as "sociopathic" and to mock Mike Pence, who was nearly murdered by the band of demagogic thugs.
They also dismissed any free speech concerns conservatives with Twitter and Amazon as nothing more than a bunch of “racists” on Twitter. On Late Night, angry Democrat Seth Meyers derided conservatives who noticed a precipitous drop-off in followers as "sociopathic" and caring more about Twitter than the deadly riot:
What the [ bleep ] Is wrong with you people? A violent mob of seditionists stormed the Capitol in an attempt to overthrow democracy people died and you’re whining about losing followers on Twitter. [Mocking tone] “They also took away all my gold bars on Candy Crush.” You know how hard it is to beat the Jelly Queen and Cupcake Carl? thanks a lot big tech.” If a mob of violent terrorists lays siege to the Capitol and threatens to return, your biggest concern is the number of Twitter followers you lost, you’re a sociopath.
After playing the chilling video of the pro-Trump mob chanting “Hang Mike Pence,” Stephen Colbert on Late Night offered this gross attack:
What part of "Hang Mike Pence" does Mike Pence not understand? It's his name and one verb! Either Mike Pence is unbelievably forgiving or he just gets off on erotic asphyxiation. Either way, he's living up to the immortal words of Nathan Hale: "I regret I have but one life to give for the President who wants his followers to murder me."
As for Parler, Colbert derided everyone on the now-defunct site as racist: “For those of you who don't know what Parler is, first of all, must be nice. Second, it's Twitter, but all trolls. It's like a Thanksgiving dinner where the whole table is racist uncles.”
On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy Kimmel similarly showed no free speech concerns: “Not only did Trump get banned from Twitter, Google, Apple, and Amazon removed the Parler app from their platforms. Parler is where all the right wingers gather to post Qanon nonsense and misspell the word parlor.”
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Late Night With Seth Meyers
1/11/2021
12:51 AM ETBRIAN KILMEADE: I lost over the weekend 55,000 Twitter followers.
SETH MEYERS: MEYERS: “Oh, my God! You lost followers on Twitter? Someone call 911. Scratch that. Call 9111 for special emergencies, AKA 911 premium plus I know I ask this a lot. What the [ bleep ] Is wrong with you people? A violent mob of seditionists stormed the Capitol in an attempt to overthrow democracy people died and you’re whining about losing followers on Twitter. “They also took away all my gold bars on Candy Crush.” You know how hard it is to beat the Jelly Queen and Cupcake Carl? thanks a lot big tech.” If a mob of violent terrorists lays siege to the Capitol and threatens to return, your biggest concern is the number of Twitter followers you lost, you’re a sociopath.
Late Show With Stephen Colbert
1/11/2021
11:42 PM ETSTEPHEN COLBERT: But impeachment does take time. Time democracy may not have. Which is why house Democrats introduced a resolution today that calls on Mike pence to remove the president under the 25th amendment. Democrats and Mike pence might make strange bedfellows, but as long as mother's in the room, it's technically allowed. It's kosher. I mean, it's not kosher, but you get the idea. So far, Mike Pence appears to have little appetite for going forward with that. Okay, how do we increase his appetite? Have they tried slathering the 25th Amendment with mayo, and slapping it between two slices of wonderbread? You'd think Pence would be more into the idea, considering what the rioters were chanting:
RIOTERS: Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!
COLBERT: What part of "Hang Mike Pence" does Mike Pence not understand? It's his name and one verb! Either Mike Pence is unbelievably forgiving or he just gets off on erotic asphyxiation. Either way, he's living up to the immortal words of Nathan Hale: "I regret I have but one life to give for the President who wants his followers to murder me." By the way, crowd, if you're going to hang Mike Pence, you've got to catch him first! But the veep hasn't entirely ruled out invoking the 25th. Reportedly, pence wants to preserve the option in case the President becomes more unstable. "More unstable?" Really? "Uh, Mr. Dahmer, we've been through your freezer, and we are disturbed by what we found. I'm letting you off with a warning this time, but if we see any signs that you're feeling snacky, there will be serious consequences. Anyway, sorry to interrupt your dinner."
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COLBERT: For those of you who don't know what Parler is, first of all, must be nice. Second, it's Twitter, but all trolls. It's like a Thanksgiving dinner where the whole table is racist uncles. In addition to its website being taken down, Parler also suffered a blow the previous day when apple and Google removed the Parler app from their app stores, which led to a certain chip off the ol' turd to complain about a left-wing conspiracy.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
1/11/2021
11:44 PM ETJIMMY KIMMEL: Not only did Trump get banned from Twitter, Google, Apple, and Amazon removed the Parler app from their platforms. Parler is where all the right wingers gather to post Qanon nonsense and misspell the word parlor.
