Witch Welch: Miller Hates Kids with Cancer, Trump Will Cancel Elections

In her first video Monday morning for her podcast I’ve Had It, the genuinely horrible Jennifer Welch argued senior White House aide Stephen Miller doesn’t “give a shit about kids with cancer,” that Republicans like Miller and Congresswoman Stephanie Bice (R-OK) do not possess “one redeemable quality” as human beings, and that Donald Trump could cancel the next set of elections to be more like Israel and Ukraine.

After she first said she’d shudder to think what’d happen to America if Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) ever received 70 million votes in a presidential election, she claimed without evidence she’s “fearful” that, because Trump “talks about how he envies Netanyahu and Zelensky because they don’t have elections because they’re war...I just think that he has unhinged enough and so fearful of accountability” that he’d also cancel them.

Fact-check: Pants on fire. Israeli law demands elections every four years, with the last having taken place on November 1, 2022. Sure enough, the Israeli Knesset has scheduled elections for October 27, 2026.

Welch next turned her fire to Bice in light of leaked audio to The Bulwark in which she spoke to a group of college students. Given Bice is also supposedly Welch’s member of Congress, the liberal witch was particularly aggrieved.

Reacting to Bice’s private comments voicing concerns about the GOP’s chances, Welch screeched from out of nowhere that “[i]n her district, women that get raped do not have access to healthcare, and Stephanie Bice says nothing.”

Earth to Jennifer: Can you define “health care,” please?

Moving to Miller, she was reacting to Miller telling Fox News host Laura Ingraham last Friday that “the cost of adjudicating even one fake asylum claim is the same cost as providing free cancer treatment to one American citizen with pediatric cancer.”

This sent Welch into the depths of Dante’s Inferno as she asserted “nobody thinks for a second” that the father of four “give[s] a shit about kids with cancer” and especially not “children that are black and brown or might speak Spanish[.]”

She concluded Miller’s claim was “really telling as, to a lot of people that are deeply embedded in Republican politics, they’re able to quantify which lives are more important because they don’t believe in universal human rights, and that’s the error of their entire way because we are a melting pot, and, as we become more and more and more multi-cultural, there’s so many different marriages and children of people of mixed faith, mixed race.”

This led to her point that over 70 million Americans are incapable of possessing anything desirable or positive: “It’s really sad that we’re living in a country where there’s not one redeemable quality — not one — about Stephen Miller, about Donald Trump, about Stephanie Bice, about Ted Cruz, and they’re running the country, and you can’t find one redeemable quality.”

Welch told on herself, though, as she argued that past Republicans such as John McCain and Mitt Romney still had souls, even if they ran against Barack Obama:

I remember when Mitt Romney ran against Obama, and I love Obama, 100 percent in the tank for Obama. Same with John McCain. I remember when he ran against Obama. Again, I was 100 percent for Obama. But there was something redeemable. There was just a slight tinge of humanity in each of them. That is gone. The Republican Party is completely the party of 1,000 percent cruelty. All gas, no brakes, let’s be as mean and as horrible and as awful as we can. And the people in the cult celebrate it. And it’s so depressing to see that...[E]verything with them as all smoke and mirrors from their qualifications all the way down. The — there’s not — nothing, absolutely nothing redeemable about these people; even their own belief systems and the choices they make have to be artificially amplified.

To see the relevant transcript from I’ve Had It, click here.