The idea that the late night comedy shows aren’t actually that funny has been discussed at length, but even by their own standard, Wednesday’s interview featuring The Daily Show’s host-of-the-week Michael Kosta and actress Ms. Pat about her BET+ sitcom was so painfully unfunny that Comedy Central might need to change its name. According to Ms. Pat, the United States is “nobody’s country,” especially not "small-pecker white men," and it would rather have a “dumbass white man” as president than “an intelligent ass black woman.”
Kosta introduced Ms. Pat by playing a clip of her Ms. Pat Show. In the clip, she rants at a Secret Service agent, “Look, agent officer, hell no, I didn't vote for your boss ‘cause you know why? This country is so [bleep] up, y'all would rather have a dumbass white man in the office instead of having an intelligent ass black woman! Which is [bleep] u! Your boss wears Pampers and he is a crying ass bitch! And I don't vote for crying ass bitches in Pampers!”
The Daily Show introduces a clip of actress Ms. Pat by playing a clip from her "sitcom" character telling Secret Service agents, "hell no, I didn't vote for your boss ‘cause you know why? This country is so [bleep] up, y'all would rather have a dumbass white man in the office… pic.twitter.com/wIjNRWiKPE
— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) February 5, 2026
There’s not even an attempt at cleverness there. It’s just a leftist actor ranting in the hope of finding catharsis in a TV show.
As it was, Kosta eventually declared, “I mean, it looks like this traditional sitcom, and except, in Everybody Loves Raymond, his brother's car won't start. In Family Ties there is a problem at the high school prom. The Ms. Pat Show, you are harboring an immigrant from ICE. I mean, it’s real shit you cover.
Ms. Pat began her response with a strange assertion, “It is. Because you know what, I would say the networks are so scared today to tell the truth.”
The networks, whether they be their news shows, late night comedy programs, or scripted shows, are routinely echoing Ms. Pat’s sentiments.
Nevertheless, she continued, “You know, immigrants are in my neighborhood. Be honest, all of us is from somewhere else. This is nobody's country. I don't know who told small-pecker white men that this is their country, but it's not!”
Again, there is no joke. It’s just insults about genital size. What there is, however, is this strange idea that “this is nobody’s country,” which makes no sense.
Ms. Pat, however, rolled on, “And without immigrants, what would this country be? We can’t lie. So, last year, when we got together, we decided to do an episode, and it was hard doing this episode, because the network pulled it twice. Not only did they pull it twice, they edited it. It was so much more that y'all will not get to see because they was like, ‘No, no, no,’ but I am glad they finally let it go. And, you know, we just want to make a stand on real things in life because we tired of everything being put in a cookie cutter.”
Based on this interview, Ms. Pat is the one using the cookie cutters by claiming anyone who supports enforcing immigration law does so because of racist reasons and out of a desire to compensate for a small male appendage.
Here is a transcript for the February 4 show:
Comedy Central The Daily Show
2/4/2026
11:25 PM ET
MICHAEL KOSTA: My guest tonight is a comedian, actor, and co-creator of the hit BET+ series now in its fifth season, The Ms. Pat Show.
MS. PAT: Look, officer.
MAN: Agent.
MS. PAT: Look, agent officer, hell no, I didn't vote for your boss ‘cause you know why? This country is so [bleep] up, y'all would rather have a dumbass white man in the office instead of having an intelligent ass black woman! Which is [bleep] u! Your boss wears Pampers and he is a crying ass bitch! And I don't vote for crying ass bitches in Pampers!
KOSTA: Please welcome Ms. Pat!
…
KOSTA: I mean, it looks like this traditional sitcom, and except, in Everybody Loves Raymond, his brother's car won't start. In Family Ties there is a problem at the high school prom. The Ms. Pat Show, you are harboring an immigrant from ICE—
MS PAT: Yes.
KOSTA: I mean, it’s real shit you cover.
MS. PAT: It is. Because you know what, I would say the networks are so scared today—
KOSTA: Yeah.
MS. PAT: — to tell the truth.
KOSTA: Yeah.
MS. PAT: And I—you know, immigrants are in my neighborhood.
KOSTA: Yeah.
MS. PAT: Be honest, all of us is from somewhere else.
KOSTA: Yeah.
MS. PAT: This is nobody's country. I don't know who told small-picker white men that this is their country, but it's not!
KOSTA: Yeah.
MS. PAT: And without immigrants, what would this country be? We can’t lie. So, last year, when we got together, we decided to do an episode, and it was hard doing this episode, because the network pulled it twice. Not only did they pull it twice, they edited it. It was so much more that y'all will not get to see—
KOSTA: Right.
MS. PAT: —because they was like, "No, no, no," but I am glad they finally let it go.
KOSTA: Yeah.
KOSTA: And, you know, we just want to make a stand on real things in life because we tired of everything being put in a cookie cutter.
