On Tuesday night, Late Show host David Letterman used his “Top 10” segment to list the “Top 10 things overheard in Hillary Clinton’s van.”
Letterman joked that Clinton is “riding around in a van, following the Grateful Dead or something, I don't know. She's trying to show that she's a woman of the people. A woman of the heartland out there visiting Mr. and Mrs. Front Porch.” The list included some fun ones that the liberal media seems to have lost a lot interest in lately such as “This is my Van-Ghazi, get it?” and “It’s kind of cramped back here with the email server.”
The full list includes:
Number 10. Iowa? I thought we were going to see Phish.
Number 9. This is my Van-Ghazi, get it?
Number 8. Did we hit a deer or a hitchhiker?
Number 7. Lock the doors, it’s a Republican district.
Number 6. No one wants to sit on your lap, Bill.
Number 5. Polling indicates we should take the Taconic.
Number 4. Am I president yet? Am I president yet?
Number 3. It’s kind of cramped back here with the email server.
Number 2. I’ll take campaign donations in gas, grass or ass.
Number 1. Are we pretending to have fun, or what?!
