Midler then literally sings him a song, "Did you ever know that you're my Frodo you stand for what's right with wit and class. Thank you. And I hold you high as the great eagles 'cause you never kissed the orange ass...Fly, fly, fly away like Gandalf's golden wings. Thank you https://t.co/kvuji0ds3F

HBO's John Oliver melts down at Bari Weiss heading up CBS, "It's about the fact CBS is now under the control of someone [David Ellison] who thinks she, and her editorial sensibility, make her a good fit for the job -- and who, incidentally, is reportedly preparing a bid for https://t.co/WiNypxgmMS

On a show all about spouting off and criticizing people they don't know, Whoopi whines about people talking about her and the rest of the cast: "What business is it of yours? ... Just because I say something to you doesn't mean that you need to comment on it. You know? ... I https://t.co/W73G41kgX5

Sarah Sherman, who has campaigned for Zohran Mamdani, plays the character of Rhonda LaCenzo to mock concerns about Mamdani, "You know what should be illegal, Che, all of Mamdani's socialist policies, free buses, huh? Rent freeze, universal child care? You know, I read that https://t.co/Y2t28jvJEg

ABC "News" claims that under Trump, the airports will get so bad that it will take "24 hours" to fly from Tampa to Miami. https://t.co/kbfiJFFXRb

Jimmy Kimmel wishes, "And while we are only in the first phase of what will undoubtedly be a long and tricky process, the fact is the bombing has stopped, the hostages have been released, and Trump deserves some of the praise for that. So, I know it sounds crazy to say, but 'Good https://t.co/qoA0FB8hc0

Stephen Colbert declares, "After losing his campaign for the thing you don't campaign for, Trump said he didn't do the peace deal for the Nobel, and the White House communications director, Stephen Cheung, agreed, saying 'President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending https://t.co/6FQKiH3J3h

Mrs. CNN Thunderdome teams up with MediasTouch kid and Cornel West to shout down Scott Jennings and Caroline Downey by arguing there's zero evidence to claim the Obama or Biden Justice Departments were weaponized against conservatives https://t.co/rnWjNIlejQ

WHOA: CNN panel goes off the rails when Bakari Sellers seethes at @DavidJUrban saying it was "small" of Barack Obama and others to not praise President Trump for today's historic Middle East peace deal... Sellers: "David's initial thought, the same thing with Donald Trump and https://t.co/UVtafGgVrF

Unsurprisingly, ABC's chief White House correspondent Mary Bruce -- the Biden regmine's lead apple polisher and caught as having given questions in advance to Team Biden -- is VERY skeptical the Trump peace deal in the Middle East will even get off the ground https://t.co/BmMNvchAhJ

On CNN, arrogant anchor Christiane Amanpour snidely guessed today that Israeli hostages were “probably being treated better than the average Gazan," hours after Hamas released the last 20 living hostages. PBS actually simulcasts this woman's nasty takes on foreign policy. https://t.co/lJMvWjV0v2

CNN’s dour Dana Bash rains on Trump triumph parade: Liberal Media Scream @BrentHBaker @theMRC 'Quintessential skunk at the garden party. She just couldn’t let him have his day of triumph.' https://t.co/98pAgXkYrM via @dcexaminer https://t.co/ov3up11uYn

ABC’s James Longman on this historic day in world history: “I think today what I've been mostly struck by is Donald Trump's sheer force of personality. There are not many men, not many leaders who can walk into the Knesset in Israel to such rapturous applause, such a warm https://t.co/yVPgYzy48w

Seemingly forgetting about October 7, Ana Navarro says she doesn't know why Israel had to bomb Gaza: "And you think of all the suffering, just two plus years of relentless, unending, unimaginable suffering. The families suffering, the victims suffering, the hostages suffering, https://t.co/FHmQDVDDaJ

Sunny Hostin, who has been very outspoke in support of Hamas in the conflict, is wearing black and doesn't say much. Whoopi Goldberg ignores the fact that the Palestinians elected Hamas to lead their enclave. "[R]emember the Palestinians are separate from Hamas," she falsely https://t.co/xj2yylvisw

Only 2 of The View's 5 cast members today gave credit to President Trump for the ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas. The far-left audience didn't even clap when Alyssa Farah Griffin admitted it. https://t.co/ZWb4lLnAkV

WATCH: NBC’s Daniele Hamamdjian says at 137am Eastern Palestinians now “have their land” back that “they have fought for — for — for decades” even if “they have nothing [else] to go back to” and will welcome home their own “hostages” from Israeli custody... “October 31st, 2023, https://t.co/ORB0lntQGo

NBC’s Daniele Hamamdjian fawns over the return of Palestinian “prisoners” and “hostages” at 124am Eastern, arguing many “are minors,” “doctors, nurses, journalists” and “have never been charged” but “held under a controversial practice called administrative detention” by Israel: https://t.co/Yw6mrmRmDX

TRUMP: @marcorubio será llamado en la historia como el mejor Secretario de Estado en la historia de los Estados Unidos. https://t.co/xgcNcvrDop

If you want to see Fake News comedians compare Trump's peace deal in the Middle East to Batman villain Bane and a crazy person masturbating on the subway, then you like "Saturday Night Live" on NBC. And NBC making up Fox hoaxes, also on brand. https://t.co/LScJqJRxgC