In honor of the late Noel Sheppard, we couldn't enjoy a Republican wave election without collecting some bitter celebrity tweets. It was fairly quiet on the celebrity-Twitter front. Some optimistic types -- John Legend, Russell Simmons, Kerry Washington -- celebrated the passage of California's Proposition 47, which will "reduce sentences in California for a handful of petty crimes — drug possession and some types of theft, such as shoplifting."
Bette Midler wins for the most sulky tweet, and the rest are amusing as well:
Well, we can look forward to: unregulated banks, no health care, filthy air and oceans, and WAR, WAR AND MORE WAR. Thanks, folks!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) November 5, 2014
INSANE:Maj of US for gay rights, womens rights, civil rights, want climate change laws, raise min wage- then let minority elect Repub Senate
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) November 5, 2014
Prediction: Republicans win control of your body.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 5, 2014
Well at least colorado voters decided life does not begin at your erection.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 5, 2014
What Florida needs is a governor who doesn't believe in climate change. Bye, Miami.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) November 5, 2014
I think I'll just turn off the TV now and watch @JFLGags videos on YouTube until, oh, 2016 or so.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) November 5, 2014
Today's we learned that the most dangerous airborne virus in America isn't Ebola, it's Amnesia.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 5, 2014
For denial, you can't beat comedian Lewis Black:
And so let the next election cycle begins. ELECTION EVERLASTING. AMEN.
— Lewis Black (@TheLewisBlack) November 5, 2014
PS: On Election Day, actor John Cusack stubbornly remained outside American politics entirely, underlining how we all live in the world's number one terrorist state:
Mr Chomsky - The Leading Terrorist State http://t.co/3rY8uSrBDz
— John Cusack (@johncusack) November 4, 2014
