Welch: Melania Was Epstein Hooker, GOP Want ‘System...Rigged for White People’

Far-left charlatans and I’ve Had It podcast co-hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan told their listeners and viewers on Monday that Republicans are a “cabal of submissive wives” collectively “incapable of critical thinking” because they “cling to money, and racism as their driving ethos” and shudder under their widespread closeted homosexuality. 

If that wasn’t enough of a Mad-Libs-like potpourri of sniveling punditry, they baselessly accused First Lady Melania Trump of having been a sex slave for disgraced child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and that she met now-President Trump in the 1990s because Epstein “assigned and/or passed” her “on.” 

Their edition of I’ve Had It Podcast News began with Welch complaining about a Republican strategist as having told Axios the GOP’s midterm strategy will be winning over voters by having them “hate” Democrats. 

Welch immediately launched into why Democrats should “quit trying to get Republican” votes: 

Republicans are a personality type that are incapable of critical thinking, that cling to money and racism as their driving ethos, and to shield from their greed and to shield from their just abject immorality. They — Christian signal. Oh, family values. Oh, my God, these trans people. So, that’s why you hear Donald Trump saying all the time, it’s trans everything. It’s transgender for everybody. 

It wouldn’t be a podcast without accusing Republican men of femininity: “Trump and his cabal of submissive wives are terrified of drag queens of books, of diversity, of black people, of women, of lesbians, of gay people, of trans people. These people are the softest people imaginable.” 

Shifting to a New York Times report the FBI will no longer be investigating “ICE confrontations,” Welch asserted that supporting such policy is coming from “pathological liars” “who lecture everybody about family values and, you know, we’re a Christian nation.” 

The supposedly brave, tough badass insisted with cartoonish stupidity that Republicans “want a system that’s rigged for white people. Full stop. That’s, they want the money rigged for them. That’s — they want all of the jobs rigged for them.” “They want — they feel superior and, underneath all of that, are morally inferior and morally depraved human beings.” 

Whining leftists have to “share this country with” the GOP, she further said they’re no more than “pussies” that need to “fucking go put your pacifier in your mouth, you titty baby.” 

Welch pivoted to the weekend arrests of the chauvinistic, creepy criminal Tate Brothers in Miami and Andrew’s feminine dress as an encapsulation of the right’s widespread homosexuality: “In this right-wing movement, you have these men that have these sexual secrets, and they’ve all kind of formed these alliances and, to keep their secrets, they’re plundering Western civilization.” 

“But this is the biggest group of closeted bis, bi-curious, gays, queens. I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s just — these ‘men,’ I’m going to say in quotes, are really broken, disturbed individuals that the most religious — the most outwardly religious people in our country refuse to condemn,” she added. 

Sullivan apparently had something to offer besides her standard role of clapping seal. 

Going off of internet conspiracy theories, she asserted without actual evidence that the Tate brothers are hand-in-glove with the Trump administration, proving they “don’t give a fuck about little girls being raped and sex trafficked.” 

This went straight into Welch’s closing rant, citing Russian businessman, former Rudy Giuliani associate, and first Trump impeachment supporting actor Lev Parnas’s conspiracy theory about the First Lady having only met her now-husband by being sex trafficked in Epstein’s criminal enterprise (click “expand”):

And I want to remind everyone that Paolo Zampoli — he is the man who is very close to Trump, who provides a lie and alibi, in my opinion, for how Trump and Melania met. Of course, Paolo Zampoli’s ex-wife Amanda Ngaro said that they met because Melania was a hooker and Epstein assigned and/or passed on Melania to Donald Trump. 

So, the Tate brothers were partying with Paolo Zampoli before their arrest popped this up: “Andrew and Tristan Tate spent the days before their arrest partying in Washington, D.C. as guests of Paolo Zampoli, Donald Trump’s U.S. Special Envoy for Global Partnerships and a longtime friend of Trump and Melania. Zampoli is the former modeling executive who says he brought Melania to the United States and introduced her to Donald Trump. His name has also surfaced repeatedly in reporting surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s modeling world connections. And there’s more. Zampoli previously acknowledged contacting a senior ICE official about Amanda Ngaro, the mother of his child during a bitter custody dispute. She was later taken into immigration custody and deported, although Zampoli denies that he asked ICE to detain her. Now we learn that the Tate brothers — facing rape and sex trafficking charges in Britain — were being welcomed and entertained in Washington by a Trump administration envoy shortly before federal authorities arrested them in Miami. That raises some very serious questions who invited them. Who did they meet with? And why were they being embraced by someone so close to Trump’s inner circle? Stay tuned. There are so much more [coming].” This comes from Lev Parnas. 

And I want to say, why are they parting with people in Trump’s inner circle? Because birds of a feather flock together. That’s why. Paula Zampoli is lying, per his ex-wife. He is lying and providing Melania and Donald cover that he introduced them when his ex-wife says no, it was through Jeffrey Epstein. And I tend to believe the ex-wife and let me tell you why. Because Melania did that bat-shit crazy press conference out of the clear blue sky when nobody was asking what her interactions were with Jeffrey Epstein. She just volunteers all of this crazy as shit. And, of course, Donald Trump, and all of the people have no problem with Andrew Tate. They have no problem with Tristan Tate. Birds of a feather flock together. And I just want to leave you all with this. It is not normal for a heterosexual male to say having sex with a woman is gay. Like, there is Freudian shit all through this all through the Trump regime, and it is homophobia plus misogyny plus a closet full of secrets, and those are the men that are plundering our nation and the Western world at large right now. 

Exit question: When is the First Lady going to file a defamation suit against these cartoonishly miserable creeps? 

To see the relevant transcript from July 20, click here.