TBS’ Full Frontal with Samantha Bee was chock-full of it’s signature cringeworthy ‘political humor’ May 9. It began with the feminist host slamming Cruz for his abortion stance before letting singer Michelle Branch takeover in a mocking parody of the former presidential candidate.
Bee introduced the song by slamming Kasich and Cruz as “two gentlemen who think a 13-year-old's rape baby is a gift from Jesus” before asking 2000’s pop star Michelle Branch to sing a “farewell” to Cruz’s campaign. 
The song went like this:
MICHELLE BRANCH:You’re so easy to despise
And it seems we can't do the show without you
Elbowed your wife
And your dad killed JFK
Zodiac Killer at night
I know I’m right
Oh, good-bye to you
Won't miss your lizard face on the news
You were the one we loathed
Can’t pay no one train to hold on to
I want to ignore you and punch you at the same time
You think the bathroom use should be a crime
Let me hear you say it one last time
-- “Why am I persecuted?”
Good-bye Ted Cruz you covered everything with your ooze
You were the one we loathed
The campaign no one tried to hold on to
Good-bye Ted Cruz
Good-bye you creepy soup hoarding goat
You're Heidi's problem now
The campaign no one tries to hold on to
The campaign no one tries to hold on to
The campaign no one tried to hold onto
After the darkness always comes the dawn also Kasich's gone
Watch the performance below:
