Tonight Show
Leno: ‘The White House Has a New Slogan About Benghazi - Hope and Ch
May 10th, 2013 11:27 AM
Jay Leno continues to show why folks at NBC want him off the air despite his first place ratings.
On Thursday’s Tonight Show, the host joked, “The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject” (video follows with commentary):

Leno on CNN Reporter Robbed in Atlanta: ‘It Was on CNN So There Were
May 8th, 2013 11:11 AM
Jay Leno took a humorous swipe at the so-called most trusted name in news Tuesday.
Commenting about CNN anchor Carol Costello recently getting robbed of her iPhone while walking down the street in Atlanta, the Tonight Show host quipped, “Unfortunately, it was on CNN so there weren't any witnesses" (video follows with commentary):
NBC's Guthrie: Obama 'Deeply Disappointed' By Gun Bill Failure, But At
May 7th, 2013 5:10 PM
Appearing on Monday's Tonight Show, NBC Today co-host Savannah Guthrie told Jay Leno that President Obama was "deeply disappointed" by gun control legislation being voted down, prompting the late night host to complain: "Why do you think he's not able to close a deal? This seems to happen a lot....how come Obama hits this wall sometimes?" [Listen to the audio or watch the video after the jump…
Leno Tells Obama How to Close Gitmo: 'Declare it a Small Business and
May 1st, 2013 9:05 AM
Barack Obama during his Tuesday press conference said once again that he wants to close the terrorist detention center at Guantanamo Bay.
NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno offered the President some advice Tuesday saying, "He should do what he always does: declare it a small business and tax it out of existence":
Leno: 'My Leaving the Show Has Nothing to do With Baby My Housekeeper
April 5th, 2013 11:28 AM
Jay Leno continues to have fun with his looming departure from NBC's Tonight Show.
In a series of jokes about the subject during Thursday's opening monologue, Leno quipped, "My leaving the show has nothing to do with the baby my housekeeper had a couple of weeks ago."

Letterman: 'Jay's Got Another Job on a Network That Has Higher Ratings
April 4th, 2013 10:56 AM
David Letterman had some fun Wednesday evening with the announcement that Jimmy Fallon will be replacing Jay Leno on NBC's Tonight Show.
The Late Show host began his opening monologue with a series of jokes about the issue including, "I happen to know Jay's got another job on a network that has greater viewership, higher ratings - Univision. He's going there."

Leno: AP Replaces 'Illegal Immigrant' With 'Undocumented Democrat
April 3rd, 2013 1:23 AM
The Associated Press announced Tuesday that it will no longer use the term “illegal immigrant.”
On NBC’s Tonight Show, host Jay Leno said, “They will now use the phrase ‘undocumented Democrat’” (video follows with transcript and absolutely no need for additional commentary):

Leno: 'NBC and I Have Reached a Peaceful, Amicable Agreement...April F
April 2nd, 2013 1:24 AM
Tonight Show host Jay Leno continued his string of comedic attacks on NBC Monday.
This time he began his opening monologue saying, "Before we get started, let me say NBC and I have reached a peaceful, amicable agreement that is both beneficial to both sides.”

Leno Strikes Again: 'NBC Is a Big Number Two
March 28th, 2013 1:24 AM
Jay Leno continued his public feud with the Peacock network Wednesday.
The embattled Tonight Show host practically began his show with the tremendously derogatory remark, "NBC is a big number two" (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Leno Strikes Back at NBC Executives
March 23rd, 2013 10:17 AM
Jay Leno really went after NBC executives during his Tonight Show monologue Friday.
First he joked about having a knife stuck in his back for three years, and then said NBC wants to make up with him by sending him and his wife on a Carnival Cruise (video follows with transcript and commentary):
Leno: History Channel Considered Dick Cheney as Satan, Decided He Was
March 20th, 2013 10:50 AM
Will Dick Cheney is evil jokes ever go out of style?
On NBC's Tonight Show Tuesday, host Jay Leno joked that the folks at the History Channel considered casting the former Vice President in the role of Satan in their hit miniseries The Bible, but they decided he was too evil (video follows with transcript and commentary):
Morgan Freeman: I Can Get Obama on the Phone If I Want To
March 19th, 2013 10:39 AM
Barack Obama is considered to be one of the least accessible presidents in decades.
Despite this, Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman told NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno that he can get the President on the phone if he wants to (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Olivia Wilde Drops F-bombs Discussing Bieber Twitter Scandal on Tonigh
March 13th, 2013 9:36 PM
As NewsBusters reported Sunday, Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank believes scholars in the future will be shocked by the number of F-bombs dropped by the Obama administration.
Considering the number of identical vulgarities proudly spoken without any hesitation by actress Olivia Wilde on NBC’s Tonight Show Tuesday, maybe present day scholars should be talking about how much all this…

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Mentions MRC’s ‘Stomp Out The Liberal Medi
March 12th, 2013 11:59 AM
With the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) starting Thursday, March 14, Rachel Maddow, appearing on the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno on March 11, recalled her pleasant encounter at the Media Research Center booth at CPAC in 2010.
A few years ago, the MRC produced ‘Stomp Out The Liberal Media’ mats featuring numerous MSNBC personalities, including Chris Matthews and Keith…