TIME: Have a Baby, Wreck the Environment

If you have to have kids, at least reduce their carbon footprint.
Kristen Fyfe

Old Media Ignores Obama's '57 States,' Obsessed Over Quayle's 'Potatoe

During the 1992 presidential campaign, when incumbent Vice President Dan Quayle made a spelling mistake, the New York Times was all over it. It's clear from the Times's story that the rest of the media was also in full pursuit: So Jay Leno has a week's worth of new Dan Quayle jokes. At a school here, everyone was quite hush-hush the day after the visiting Vice President spelled potato wrong…
Tom Blumer

Bozell: PC Police (or GLBTQ Police) Takes Over the Library

Brent Bozell's latest culture column starts from the standard Associated Press boilerplate celebrating how the American Library Association has allegedly kept the country safe from blue-haired censors of anything edgy. But AP and other reporters never dig below press-release level to discover that the ALA has censors of its own. Instead of merely noticing how children's books promoting gay…
Tim Graham

Cokie Roberts: 'Liberal' Obama Needs 'Bible-Thumping, Gun-Owning, Whit

Brad Wilmouth

AP: 'Fearless' Liberalism of Franken Primary Opponent

Jack Nelson-Pallmeyer is a college professor with a long history of political activism and fearless liberalism.—AP, 5-11-08, profile of candidate for Minn. Dem primary nomination [emphasis added].Fearless liberalism? Fearless? It's fearless for an American college professor to be a big-time liberal? Give me a fearless break! Yet that's how the AP described the predictably left-wing politics of…
Mark Finkelstein

Wash Post: Guantanamo Undermines Criticism of Chinese Repression

Just as segregation in the South “blunted the force of moral outrage against the Nazis” during the 1936 Olympics in Berlin, Washington Post arts critic Philip Kennicott contended in a Saturday lead “Style” section piece on a new exhibit at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum on the 1936 games, Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo have also undermined arguments against Chinese political repression before the…
Brent Baker

Sun-Times: To Heck With Clinton, Obama 'Our First Woman President

We can all painfully recall when back in 1998 New Yorker columnist Toni Morrison obsequiously called Bill Clinton our "first black president," can't we? I suppose it isn't surprising that Morrison is now supporting Barack Obama since she is all about race, of course. It should be noted Obama is a tad blacker than Bill Clinton so the race mongers of the left are finally streaming to him after a…
Warner Todd Huston

Newsweek: Republicans 'Successfully Scaring Voters Since 1968,' Obama

Here is a perfect example of the sort of wild-eyed leftism that is so infused into the very souls of every journalist that claims the mantle of the fourth estate. It's also a perfect example of how they are in the tank for their messiah, Obama. Newsweek's Rich Wolffe and Evan Thomas have presented a fawning review of how Barack Obama is so cool and collected under political fire, but warns their…
Warner Todd Huston

ABC Suggests Most Israeli Cities 'More Militant' Than Tel Aviv

Brad Wilmouth

ChiTrib: Phil Donahue 'Makes Truth His Mission

Today's Chicago Tribune carries a story centering on talk show pioneer Phil Donahue and the anti-war documentary he's peddling these days. The article is headlined:"Phil Donahue, 'Body of War' battle to get into theatersFormer talk show host makes truth his mission, now on other side of the camera"The headline would have been more accurate had it allowed that Donahue makes his truth his mission…
Mike Bates

Global Warming Doomsayer Sees End of Civilization

If there were a Society of Global Warming Alarmists, Bill McKibben might get kicked out for being too much of a worry wart . . . You've probably seen those phone-message forms with check boxes in ascending order of urgency from "FYI—no need to return call" all the way up to "the future of civilization hangs in the balance." We might see that last category as light-hearted exaggeration, but it's…
Mark Finkelstein

More Sunday Funnies: Hillary's Next Job When Obama Finally Wins

For those of you concerned about what Hillary Clinton is going to do once Barack Obama finally wins the Democrat nomination for President, our friend Doug Ross on Sunday offered a number of hysterical options including her taking over the Golden EIB microphone for Rush Limbaugh: In Ross's view:
Noel Sheppard

More Sunday Funnies New Offer: 57 State Lapel Pin

A few days ago we reported that Barack Obama was ever so proud to have visited all "57 states" on his campaign swing. But, we noticed that he still avoids wearing that U.S. flag lapel pin, just the same. Well, we have finally found out why Barack Obama won't wear that darned ol' U.S. flag pin. Until now he couldn't find one with all "57 States" on it. Well, the folks over at Suitably Flip blog…
Warner Todd Huston

Sunday Funnies: Al Gore Says 'Global Warming Has Fried My Brain

Since Nobel Laureate Al Gore first started his campaign to frighten people into thinking they're destroying the planet every time they drive their cars, climate realists around the world have wondered just how much of the global warming myth the former Vice President actually believes.On Sunday, syndicated columnist Jay Ambrose, in a satirical piece entitled "A Gore Confession," might have…
Noel Sheppard