When Infecting Others Is Called 'Wonderful, Bracing, Noble of Heart'

June 28th, 2020 11:54 AM

Washington Post Magazine humorist Gene Weingarten turned very unfunny and wrote a poem about how mass streets protests during the pandemic is "reckless, incautious, unwise, and un-smart / And wonderful, bracing, and noble of heart." 

WashPost Jester Compares Peter Schweizer to Dr. Mengele, Satan

March 9th, 2020 1:39 PM
Washington Post "humorist" Gene Weingarten made fun of his own paranoid confusion in Sunday's Washington Post Magazine. CBS News wanted to work with him for a 48 Hours segment. Then he heard one of the producers there was named Peter Schweizer...which somehow set off the smell of Satan. Which is odd, considering Weingarten is an atheist. It turns out it was Peter Schweitzer, with a…

WashPost 'Humorist' Jokes About How Chefs Should Mock Sarah Sanders

July 23rd, 2018 8:28 AM
Washington Post Magazine humorist Gene Weingarten is only writing one column a week, and now he's out-sourcing it to ten of his liberal friends. Together, they produced the kind of "humor" that comes from people who are still sore that Hillary Clinton isn't president. The concept was this: If the Red Hen restaurant did not kick out Trump press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders,…

WashPost Columnist Weingarten Compares Unwanted Penis to Cleft Palate

March 25th, 2017 2:30 PM
Washington Post humor columnist Gene Weingarten demonstrated how far that liberals will go to defend self-mutilation by transgenders. Troubled by a penis? Weingarten compared healthy, functional body parts to a child with a cleft palate: "This is fixable. Because a child is born with a cleft palate, it doesn't mean he needs to go through life with a cleft palate."

D.C. Examiner Exposes Liberals Resurrecting Botched Time Piece on Ryan

December 6th, 2016 3:34 PM
The Washington Examiner’s T. Becket Adams exposed on Tuesday morning in a series of tweets the very problem that besets a liberal media obsessed with placing legitimate conservative sites into the sphere of the fake news when a number of journalists chided Speaker of the House Paul Ryan for comments at CPAC 2014 regarding school lunches thanks to a dishonest hatchet job by Time magazine.

Oops: WashPost Humorist Guessed Trump 'Withered Away' on Election Day

November 18th, 2016 6:31 AM
Washington Post Magazine humorist Gene Weingarten hasn’t been heavy on the Trump mockery this fall, but he picked the wrong theme on Sunday.  Since the column deadline is three weeks in advance, Weingarten dared to write a “Trump gasped and withered away” column. Whoops.

What Protesters? WashPost, NY Times Ignore 'March for Marriage,' Print

June 23rd, 2014 7:08 AM
Protests are usually designed as attention-grabbers, publicity-seeking events. But liberal reporters cannot be dragged to a conservative protest. Thursday’s “March for Marriage” was blown off by The Washington Post and The New York Times. Attendance too small? The Post has written 10,000 words glorifying three anti-nuke protesters. The Times thinks four illegal aliens hiking…

NPR, WashPost Celebrate Anti-Palin Author in Obits -- Although His Pal

March 12th, 2014 7:55 PM
Leftist author Joe McGinniss drew several more warm obituaries from the national media. In Wednesday’s Washington Post, on the front of the Style section Gene Weingarten began with a gush: “Joe McGinniss, author of one of the best nonfiction books ever written, died yesterday.” NPR media reporter David Folkenflik filed an entire story on McGinniss (and it was no Harold…

WashPost Humorist Mocks God, Imagines He Confesses The Bible's Full of

January 19th, 2014 8:50 AM
Signs it’s going to be a very tired week in the “humor” column of the Sunday Washington Post Magazine? When it starts with “Memo From: God. Re: Gay people.” Post humorist Gene Weingarten is a godless man, so the idea that he can speak for God is for him like putting on a Bullwinkle the Moose costume. But there he goes, off to mock “Duck Dynasty” and…

Too Hot for the WashPost: Feminist Compares Female Right to Be Drunk a

November 4th, 2013 3:16 PM
Washington Post Magazine humorist Gene Weingarten is a fairly routine basher of conservatives, but when he brings in his feminist friend Gina Barreca, he can end up looking like some kind of Giuliani moderate. Last year, Weingarten brought in Barreca to trash Mitt Romney after the election as a woman-hater, a "terrible, terrible date." At the start of his "Chatological Humor…

WashPost Humorist Would Love to Mock Obama, But Chooses Instead to Moc

September 15th, 2013 11:12 PM
Washington Post humorist Gene Weingarten has again demonstrated that he really cannot mock his hero Barack Obama. In his latest failed attempt on Sunday, he began with a throwaway line about Obama’s “Nixonian hissy fits against leakers and whistleblowers,” but his heart wasn’t in it. Instead, he devoted the column to a crank e-mailer named Duane Steil, and how he…

WashPost Humorist Offers Mean-spirited 'Conservative Jokes' for GOP Yo

July 13th, 2013 1:35 PM
Gene Weingarten, the “humorist” for The Washington Post Magazine offered this weekend “Some free Bush-league humor to help increase the GOP’s youth appeal.” Apparently, someone is counseling that the GOP doesn’t have to change their so-called “grumpy old-white-man positions,” they just have to talk with more humor and irony, which led…

A Poet at the WashPost Imagines St. Peter Shooting NRA's Wayne LaPierr

March 27th, 2013 8:08 AM
Washington Post humorist Gene Weingarten -- a former editor of the newspaper's "Sunday Style" section --  is using his "humor" to pinch conservative "evil" again, this time in poetic form. On his weekly chat at washingtonpost.com, Weingarten's "Ode to Pure Evil" is about NRA chief Wayne LaPierre. In case you don't want to read this entire…

WashPost Humorist Jokes GOP Less Hostile to Slavery Than to Tax Hikes

March 24th, 2013 1:49 PM
While The Washington Post found it highly newsworthy in a horrified way that Virginia GOP gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli would compare abortion to slavery, their Sunday magazine humorist Gene Weingarten thought it was funny to suggest Republicans have a softer line on slavery then on tax hikes. His column addressed the question "Are there subjects so controversial that you just…