Jumping for Joy: CNN Celebrates Biden Win for ‘Decency,’ Cheers Crowds
It was one of (if not) the greatest day in the lives of many on-air CNN personalities on Saturday as news organizations declared Joe Biden the 46th President of the United States. Whether it was Jake Tapper sounding like a Lincoln Project mouthpiece, Van Jones crying, Abby Phillip emulating the wokeness of millennial journalism, or cheering thousands taking to the streets during a pandemic,…
Loathsome CNN Ogles at ‘Big,’ ‘Presidential,’ ‘Soaring’ Biden Speech
Despite the fact that it was not a victory speech as news outlets had yet to declare him the 46th President, CNN reacted Friday night with nothing but admiration for Joe Biden, calling their candidate's remarks a “big,” “optimistic,” “presidential,” and “soaring” speech “about America” that “applauded democracy.”
CNN: We Must Celebrate 'Remarkable Moment' of Biden/Harris Winning
With Joe Biden on the verge of being declared the winner of the presidential election, CNN's Friday afternoon panel took the time to tell the country that we should all celebrate the historic glass-shattering moment of Kamala Harris becoming vice president. We must also subscribe to the theory that says that Biden has a mandate, despite Democrats' lousy performance in House and Senate races…
CNN RAGES Over ‘Flailing,’ ‘Obese Turtle’ Trump ‘Inciting Violence’
Following President Trump’s Thursday night statement claiming widespread voter fraud, CNN chose not to simply dissect and/or dismantle Trump’s claims with any sobriety. Instead, the apocalyptic network threw one tantrum after the next over how the “flailing” and “obese turtle...in a hot sun” decided to “attack democracy” and supposedly “incit[e] violence” on what was “sad night for the United…
Hedging Bets: CNN Now Says Dem ‘Landslide’ Was ‘Always a Pipe Dream’
With President Trump holding onto good leads in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Ohio (with strong numbers in the rest of the rust belt), months of media reports about the death of the Trump presidency may have been greatly exaggerated. So much so that shortly before the 10 o’clock hour, CNN started hedging their bets by suggesting pundit predictions of a Democratic landslide were “always…
CNN Avoids Biden Pledge to Gut Oil/Gas, Trump ‘Theoretically’ Normal
The final presidential debate, Thursday, featured a more strategic and measured President Trump who allowed Democratic nominee Joe Biden to speak more freely and thus tie himself in knots with his own policy proposals, including admitting to wanting to gut the oil and natural gas industry in this country. The liberal media have spent weeks denying this fact, so it was no surprise that CNN’s so…
Debate Damage Control: CNN Says Kamala Was Victim of Racism, Sexism
Mere moments after the vice presidential debate concluded Wednesday CNN was in full damage-control mode for Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA) and the Biden campaign. Prior to the debate, the liberal media was praising how she was going to bring her prosecutorial reputation to bear against the evil Trump administration. But according to CNN’s band of flunkies, Jake Tapper, Dana Bash, and Abby…
CNN Curses Out ‘Sh*t Show’ Debate, Warn Trump Out to Destroy America
CNN’s post-debate analysis was just as off the rails late Tuesday as the presidential debate itself. Between predictions that it would be the last debate this election cycle, a profanity-laces outburst, and claims President Trump was actively trying to take down the country, CNN’s so-called journalists were out of control.
CNN's Bash CONSPIRES With Schiff to Push Wild Russia-Trump Theories
On Sunday’s CNN Newsroom, host Dana Bash colluded with Congressman Adam Schiff (D-CA) to spin wild Democratic conspiracies about the upcoming election. Bash even set up Schiff to accuse President Trump of colluding with the Russians by suggesting that he is being “aggressive” about mail-in balloting “to send a signal to Russia.”
Dana Bash's CNN Suck-Up Sentimental Journey to Howard U. with Kamala
Look for Dana Bash in an upcoming Downy commercial. Or maybe My Pillow guy Mike Lindell, in a bit of bipartisanship, might hire Bash as a celebrity endorser. Because the CNN host definitely is an expert when it comes to the soft and fluffy stuff—at least when she's interviewing Democrats. Witness Bash's super-cushy, sentimental, suck-up journey back to Howard University with Kamala Harris…
CNN Blames Systemic Racism for Making Black Cops, Jesse Jackson Racist
On Wednesday's The Situation Room on CNN, during a discussion of the time when liberal civil rights activist Reverend Jesse Jackson admitted that it makes him nervous if young black men are walking behind him, CNN reporter Nia-Malika Henderson blamed growing up in America for causing people like black police officers and Reverend Jackson to feel racism toward their own racial group.
Sen. Johnson TORCHES Media for Helping to ‘Destabilize Our Politics'
In the midst of having to contend with fill-in host Dana Bash constantly trying to yell over him during his Sunday appearance on CNN’s State of the Union, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson (R) brought the fire as he called out the liberal media and congressional Democrats for helping Russia “destabilize our politics” with their obsession with the false Russia collusion narrative.
CNN: RNC Was 'Unethical,' Law-Shattering, America Can Never Recover
The talking heads featured in CNN’s post-Republican National Convention commentary on Thursday were clutching their pearls so tightly they were being turned to dust. The network was so ready for the convention to be over with, that just mere seconds after President Trump finished speaking his last syllable, the Zuckerville collective were spouting off with accusations that the convention was “…
CNN Disrupts RNC to Defend Rioters, ‘We Should Beat This Kid Up’
CNN interrupted Wednesday’s Republican National Committee proceedings four times (compared to the ZERO times they interrupted night three of the DNC), and they did it in the most disgusting of ways. Between consistently shoddy co-host Jake Tapper defending violent riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and left-wing activist Van Jones calling for a 17-year-old to be beaten up, the network was unhinged.…
