VILE: Welch, Lefty Sidekick Hurl Anti-Christian Smears Mocking Easter, Prayer

Curtis Houck
April 9th, 2026 6:49 PM

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On Thursday, miserable leftist podcasts Jennifer Welch and sidekick Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dedicated their latest edition of their show I’ve Had It to more prepubescent, almost Satanic flogging of Christianity, complaining businesses and schools are closed for religious holidays, trashing their own families for having a belief in Jesus, and argued “religion” has been used to “marginaliz[e] poor, hungry people.”

The quackery commenced from the get-go when Welch said she’s “had it with there being no holiday for non-religious people” and society revolving too much around religions, particularly Christianity and Judaism when it should give more voice to “non-believers, secular people, atheists, agnostic, flying spaghetti monster” types:

“[W]e don’t get anything because I want the luxury of being able to say, ‘oh, here’s the deal. Sorry, I didn’t get your email. I’m having an extended flying spaghetti monster celebration a week.’ I want the luxury of piling on extra days of not working. And the Christians have it. The Muslims have it. Jewish faith has it. We don’t get jack shit. We don’t get anything here,” Welch added.

Sullivan, for her part, shared her plans for how, whenever it may be, she’ll celebrate President Trump’s passing:

Skipping ahead in this hodgepodge show, Welch spotlighted a documentary from former NBA player Dwayne Wade celebrating fellow fathers of trans kids.

These dads, Welch argued, are the true Christians because embracing their children playing god with their biology represents “radical love and resistance” and “[t]he Jesus character in the Bible, radical impact, radical love and I just think this is so beautiful that these dads are doing this because regardless of how many laws these politicians make, trans people are going to exist.”

Welch even argued politicians should do more to embrace support for transgenderism: “The suicide rate among this group is astronomically high...this is not a time to see this community as a political liability and throw them under the bus. It is a time to advocate and platform for these people. And I just think this group of dads is exactly what I needed[.]”

Incredibly, she also claimed the left is not trying to trans children in schools (click “expand”):

WELCH: And then you have all of these politicians that make up this crazy lie that there’s this woke, gender agenda of furries that use litter boxes that are whacking off weiners in school and all this crazy shit. And the people who wanna brainwash your kids are the book banners.

SULLIVAN: Right.

WELCH: The people who want to indoctrinate your kids are the people that lead with hate and judgment. The people who are preaching equality and radical love and unconditional love, they just want their kids to be who they are and for your kids to be who they are. Even if your kids a little dick, they’re not gonna get all up in your business.

The show then moved to take calls from a few of their supposed fans. The first one left them giggling with glee as a woman named “Nat” attacked Christianity and bemoaned having to attend Easter services and be around family at a Cracker Barrel:

Welch made it seem like her own version of Guantanamo: “That is my worst nightmare. Church leads to Cracker Barrel, which leads to Stanley Cups. It’s like an infinite loop of slippery slopes that all lead to MAGA and the death cult.”

This inspired Sullivan to spend a massive chunk of the show ripping her own family, specifically her own mother for being a Christian:

“So, I say, I’m gonna be out of town. But even if I was in town, I just don’t feel good about going to church with you unless they’re talking about how we need to unite against all the injustices people getting shot in the streets of America, little girls getting shot in school in Iran, like, I just can’t be in that room unless they do that,” she declared.

Possessing cavernous levels of insecurity, Sullivan continued with a sadistic takedown of prayer and how, if she were invited to Easter dinner next year, she’d ambush the blessing with a politically-motivated, middle-finger-strewn takedown that Welch would write.

Welch praised her “for standing up for all of the people that this regime under the veil and the cloak of Christianity as a permission structure to kill people and marginalized people” before going to the so-called prayer that she said would be “the most woke ass, original Jesus” prayer:

Here was her supposed prayer (click “expand”):    

WELCH: Okay, so Jesus, I want you to lift a hand up and put your hand on all of the children that Donald Trump and his murderous regime have taken food and school lunches and child care away from. Jesus — Jesus just helped these people. Jesus just helped these little children protect themselves from this evil, anti-Christ leader named Donald Trump.” How does that go over? If you’re real pointed like that.

SULLIVAN: If it was really pointed like that — 

WELCH: Do you think you kicked out of the lunch?

SULLIVAN: No.

WELCH: Okay.

SULLIVAN: No, I think it would just be crickets and the whole, if there would just be a ton of tension in the whole house. But I don’t think anybody would say, they would never say you have to leave, but I would want to leave because of like how tight it would make everybody.

WELCH: Yeah.

SULLIVAN: I’ll tell you who would fucking love it is my daughter. I mean, she would just be like, “Mom, that was a great” — I mean, she would totally do the double down with me.

It’s doubtful these two would engage in such repulsive mockery of Islam and Mohammad the way they have with Christianity and Jesus.

“[I]t’s really sad that when you just think about all of the wealth that’s been transferred to the worst people in the world and at the expense of these poor kids, because I think your mom at her core, she wouldn’t want these kids to not have things, but they’re just so indoctrinated and radicalized in this cruel, kind of twisted, mental gymnastics thing. And it’s really sad how much religion plays a role in the United States, in marginalizing poor hungry people,” Welch added.

To close out the show, Welch took aim at working class Americans and anyone she believes doesn’t share her view of what it means to be human

Sullivan had some of her own class contempt for Trump voters, which Welch was all too happy to join in (click “expand”):

SULLIVAN: Okay, so you were in my head, I was driving. There’s this piece of shit truck with this big Trump flag on it, driving, turned into a piece of shit house. And I just thought, that’s our capitalist, capitalist with no capital right there.

WELCH: It’s crazy. It’s unbelievable how successful Republican messaging has been to shift the working class voters to think that Donald Trump is gonna help you. Like, it’s crazy, but I mean, God, I mean, this is just where we are. But hopefully, I think that if we can get through these elections and I don’t know that we will.

SULLIVAN: Yes.

WELCH: I really don’t. I mean, I think they’re gonna do everything they can. But I think it’s gonna be a big blue tsunami, hopefully.

To see the relevant transcript of the April 9 episode of I’ve Had It, click here.

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