Joe Biden, Will You Be the Media’s Valentine?

February 14th, 2023 9:33 AM

Years of overt flirting and special treatment have blossomed into a full-fledged romance between the media and their valentine, President Joe Biden. We’ve put together a little compilation highlighting the happy couple’s most tender moments.

Sorry in advance.



The relationship has been decades in the making. The corporate media and President Biden got off to a rocky start, with many journalists slamming his numerous gaffes, lies, and missteps during his early presidential campaigns.

Years later, Biden went from the media’s last choice to their best available choice for the White House’s next occupant. They spent much of the 2020 election cycle protecting their preferred candidate. They neutralized a burgeoning Burisma scandal and outright dismissed his son Hunter’s laptop as “Russian disinformation.”

These romantic gestures left Biden so weak in the knees that he couldn’t leave his basement for months.