Stephen Colbert and Sen. Ruben Gallego got together last night for the regularly scheduled DNC-Late Night Comedy aligning of talking points. Colbert simply claimed, "Well, this shutdown has gone on for 29 days. If I can characterize the position the Democrats want the Republicans https://t.co/2Ot2fIM8Dd

Yesterday, a Media Research Center study found that by a 2.5 to 1 margin, the DC press corps tweeted more about the House calendar than the DISASTROUS CONSEQUENCES of the Democrat Shutdown. Flights are grounded. Federal workers and air traffic controllers are missing paychecks. https://t.co/66iAMFvoVH

Joy Behar's admits on national TV that her Trump Derangement Syndrome is so advanced that it keeps her up at night and she "woke up this morning 4:00" worrying that he would launch nukes. https://t.co/5Wlgaamu4v

Using inciting rhetoric, Whoopi bloviates about how "it's only getting darker" in America and claims major companies like UPS are colluding with the Trump administration to furlough workers in private businesses, not just the federal government. https://t.co/Vyh34E1qem

"I don't think a tech monopoly should be deciding what the American citizens get to hear and what they don't get to hear." Sen. @tedcruz goes scorched earth on Big Tech. https://t.co/YKZahvrIlq

MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace tells Illinois Gov. JB Prtizker on her podcast, ": I don’t think any Democrat has [compared Trump to Hitler]. I actually—and I think it’s a smear that they project back onto critics." https://t.co/r7PF59ySuI

"According to the MRC study by a 2.5-to-1 margin, the Capitol Hill press corps has tweeted more about the House calendar during the shutdown than the negative consequences of the Democrat shutdown." @SpeakerJohnson cites MRC study by @CurtisHouck https://t.co/zWH4DOWYH2

Thanks to @SpeakerJohnson for sharing my latest @NewsBusters study (https://t.co/PgSTwGvO5t on five of the leading Capitol Hill reporters tweeting 2.5x more about the House calendar than the real-life consequences of the Democrat shutdown.... House Democrats are “counting on the https://t.co/tIUfd72NRy

After Trump talked about sending the National Guard to more cities, Stephen Colbert lamented, "He’s telling the military he’s going to use them to invade America, but just a warning to the troops: that country is run by a madman, okay? It will take you years to install a https://t.co/AWYknCtPgm

WATCH: CNN’s @ScottJenningsKY sounds off on the @OversightGOP investigation into the Biden regime’s use of an autopen... “Did you allow people to use the name Eliot Williams without your knowledge of the document or what was on the page? I’m asking you! If you were a government https://t.co/69526T8yxA

John Oliver doesn't like private sector health care, or at least Medicare advantage, "Yeah, the whole argument was this would expand choice, and companies would do a better job at controlling costs than the government. And look, some things are better when the private sector's https://t.co/m0Vhlocndq

Whoopi is taken aback as Karl dismisses Whoopi's conspiratorial talk of Trump's "end game" for the country: GOLDBERG: We're seeing that he's doing -- redoing the White House. So is this all -- what is this -at is the end game here? KARL: The end game for Donald Trump, he is https://t.co/ncX3qwIrWU

ABC News chief Washington correspondent Jon Karl And The View marvel that Trump would despise the people who dragged him into "a dinghy, dirty, rat infested, asbestos infested courthouse that he had to spend four days a week, compelled to be there. Compelled to be there silently https://t.co/cENDl1buCw

While implausibly suggesting he is "not blowing smoke," Jon Stewart gushes over Zohran Mamdani, "I think the enthusiasm that they have for you is because you have made an affirmative case that is not about protecting something that is going to be lost or a bad man that’s over https://t.co/Qrktz9JYaC

How MSNBC set up President Trump’s address on USS George Washington in Japan (3:15 AM ET): “Of course, the speech comes as the President has faced backlash for his unconventional use of the military, including sending the National Guard to American cities and using the military https://t.co/5h1207OCAO

BEHOLD: @Lawrence's extended whine over the presence of one @ScottJenningsKY at CNN, which begins with a lamentation for Abilio Acosta and goes south from there. https://t.co/Xtrqz2fdoV

ABC News and Disney, via The View, once against falsely claims the National Guard will be used to steal the election and something needs to be done about Trump: FARAH GRIFFIN: [If Trump ran again] there would still, I believe, be an election in this country. HOSTIN: What if he https://t.co/nWWRrt7sl3

The View-anon strikes again. Sunny Hostin uses inciting rhetoric to claim Trump wants to be dictator for life and all the evidence is there: "I have come to the conclusion that he is most definitely going to try to remain in power, because remember, that East Wing it's going to https://t.co/RaeGlJdlbg

BREAKING: ABC News claims President Trump is in fact a "dictator." "Well, [Trump] told us he was going to be a dictator on day one and, damn, if he isn't a dictator." https://t.co/t1BvYTmxLM

HASTA LA VISTA, TAPPER: Arnold sets the record straight on partisan redistricting https://t.co/SXL3R4bF46