From the 'I Thought I'd Seen It All' Dept.: Magician Must Have Disaste

Tom Blumer
June 30th, 2013 1:41 PM
Ozark, Missouri-based children's magician Marty Hahne uses a three-pound rabbit in his magic act. In a development which probably won't become a news story because it makes the government look bad, Hahne has informed blogger Bob McCarty that "I just received an 8 page letter from the USDA, telling me that by July 29 I need to have in place a written disaster plan, detailing all the steps I…