'Get Your Tubes Tied': This TikToker is Boycotting Procreation to Protest Trump

November 7th, 2024 3:50 PM

A number of screeching feminists are taking to social media, announcing they’re going to protest the re-election of President Donald Trump by… refusing to procreate.

Hey, sounds like a great idea to me!

“The first thing you’re gonna do is you’re gonna delete your period tracking app,” instructed one scowling woman during an apocalyptic strategic plan she broadcasted to her followers.

Next, she instructed viewers to get their Plan B even “if you don’t need it right now,” in addition to following a newsletter published by a baby-killing enthusiast, titled “Abortion Everyday.”

“She is a godsend. I don’t know how she does it,” praised the alarmist. (Well for starters, deleting your conscience helps!)

Then, “You’re gonna get your tubes tied!” instructed the TikToker.

“I don’t care if you’re not sexually active right now,” she said. 

“Because, guess what. That doesn’t mean you’re not gonna get pregnant,” she confidently warned.

God knows how SHE thinks babies are made. 

“My advice for your safety is to not get pregnant right now,” continued the wacko. 

“It doesn’t matter that a pro-life presidency will keep babies safer over the next 4 years than they were under the rule of the abortionist Biden Administration. 

“I’m not gonna get pregnant right now, even though I would love to have a family one day,” the TikToker announced. “That dream just went out the window,” she asserted. 

I’ll take that as a win-win!

She also warned everyone to dump their boyfriends, if they dared to vote for the boogeyman-elect and to never get married (which likely won’t be a problem for her).

“I’m not trying to get you to panic,” she insisted, after fear-mongering for 5 minutes.

“I know that I’m speaking to you very fervently, but I’m just being very real,” she added, describing the rant to her camera as a “heart to heart” conversation.