Have you ever had sex with a tree?
While that question alone seems absolutely insane to anyone normal, there are apparently more than 100,000 people worldwide who consider themselves “ecosexual” and are sexually attracted to nature. This sexuality was recently promoted and explained via an animated infomercial on Britain's Channel 4 show called “Naked Attraction.”
A clip of the show, which aired Wednesday, March 13, now has nearly two million views on X. The premise of the show is to “evaluate the contestants who are willing to bare all in the name of love,” LAD Bible reported Monday. The way it works is that there is a host, Anna Richardson, who asks questions to a panel of naked contestants to help someone else who is “looking for love.”
Toni, a 25-year-old from London, was the subject last week on the dating show and engaged in a Q and A with the panel to see which naked person she may be compatible with.
“The 'body-positive content creator' revealed how she likes to write erotic fiction in her spare time and six naked people were giving it their all to win her over,” LAD Bible added.
Here is a @Channel4 clip about ‘Ecosexuality’.
— James Esses (@JamesEsses) March 21, 2024
This is a new sexual orientation for people who “find nature sexy”, “treat nature as a sensual partner” and includes having “sex with trees”.
Society is doomed. pic.twitter.com/QzXqVsEZsp
One task was for contestants to come up with a one liner to win Toni over.
“Toni pens erotic fiction. If you were going to be writing your own dirty novel, what would you call it and why?” Richardson, the host asked. Here’s when the show got even more odd (if you can believe it).
One naked contestant answered, “Vaginal wonder in the willows because I like to explore people in nature.”
Toni responded, “Oh, so you’re an exhibitionist?”
“Kind of. I’d say more an ecosexual," the contestant said.
Naturally, Richardson and Toni were confused, as was I when I saw the clip.
“Someone who find’s nature sexy,” the nude contestant with purple eyebrows and a purple mohawk confessed.
The Channel 4 show then played a cartoon infomercial narrated by Richardson talking about all the people around the world who find nature sexy.
“How a person expresses their equal, sexuality ranges widely from ceremonies where you can marry mother nature, to sex with trees and even masturbating underwater falls,” Richardson said as the video showed each of those instances in graphic detail.
Though the clip that is trending on X cut off there, according to LAD Bible, Richardson went on to warn that having sexual encounters in and with nature could “land you with a stiff fine.”
Toni wasn’t as disturbed as I was when hearing about the contestant’s sexual fantasies with grass and said she was “up for anything!”
Though I am slightly glad that the show didn’t air actual video footage of a man humping an oak tree, the animated video targets kids. All animated content with the bright, vibrant colors that are almost always used in animations, are attractive to kids and is rather worrisome, especially considering the fact that this show is "being promoted to millions on British TV,” independent journalist Ian Miles Cheong wrote.
James Esses, an anti-woke social commentator, said “society is doomed,” when he shared a clip of the episode on X. Others said things like “degeneration of society on tv for all to see,” “I just can’t any longer,” “If I see someone having sex with a tree - they obviously identify as a tree - so I can use them for target practice,” and another sarcastically wrote, “Do the trees give informed consent. If not, it's r*pe.”
All in all, this is just another attempt to virtue-signal by the ecosexual freak and another attempt by the media to normalize fetish behavior.
