Tonight Show
Leno: 'When Congress Talks About Plan B, The Rest of Us End Up With Pl
December 20th, 2012 8:08 AM
Jay Leno said a really inconvenient truth about the fiscal cliff negotiations on NBC's Tonight Show Wednesday
"John Boehner told Congress to prepare for plan B," Leno teased during his opening monologue. "You know what that means when Congress talks about plan B? The rest of us end up with plan F and U. Okay? That's the plan we get, F and U."

Leno: 'More Bad News For Republicans' - 'Latinos Live Longer Than Non
December 8th, 2012 1:44 PM
Jay Leno took a poke at the GOP on Friday.
During the opening monologue of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "According to a new study at UCLA, Latinos live longer than non-Latinos. More bad news for Republicans" (video follows with commentary):

Romney Turned Down One Hour Primetime Fox News Interview Night Before
December 7th, 2012 4:52 PM
If you were a Republican presidential candidate, wouldn't you jump at the chance to do a one hour primetime interview on Fox News Channel the night before Election Day?
According to Bill O'Reilly who appeared on NBC's Tonight Show Thursday, that's what Mitt Romney was offered and he turned it down (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Leno: Rick Perry Meeting With Potential Donors for 2016 Run - 'Better
December 5th, 2012 10:18 AM
Jay Leno took a cheap shot at Texas governor Rick Perry Tuesday.
During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said Perry is "taking steps to run for president in 2016. Yeah, in fact, this week he's meeting with donors. You better hope they're brain donors" (video follows with commentary):

Leno: 'Know What You Call the Two Powerball Lottery Winners? Former De
December 1st, 2012 10:41 AM
Jay Leno continued a string of comedic pokes at liberal America Friday.
In his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million Powerball lottery? Former Democrats" (video follows with commentary):

Leno To Gingrich: Did You Think Romney Would Win Because You Just Watc
November 30th, 2012 8:51 AM
Before Election Day, Newt Gingrich predicted Mitt Romney would win.
On NBC's Tonight Show Thursday, host Jay Leno asked the former House Speaker if this was because he was "just watching Fox News?" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Leno: 'Very Dangerous to White House If Journalists Suddenly Start Ask
November 30th, 2012 1:15 AM
Jay Leno continued pressuring Barack Obama Thursday night.
During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "This is very dangerous to the White House if journalists should suddenly start asking real questions” (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Leno: Obama Is Running Out of Republicans To Blame Fiscal Cliff On
November 22nd, 2012 10:29 AM
Jay Leno continued his string of comedic attacks on the current White House resident Wednesday.
During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said that because Democrats did so well on Election Day, President Obama is running out of Republicans to blame the fiscal cliff on (video follows with transcript and commentary):

David Gregory: 'You Could Have a Permanent Democratic Majority
November 21st, 2012 4:57 PM
NBC's David Gregory put forth on national television Tuesday every liberal media member's fantasy.
Appearing on the Tonight Show, the Meet the Press host said, "You could have a kind of permanent Democratic majority" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Lindsay Lohan Challenges David Gregory On Public's Right To Know About
November 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
NBC's David Gregory on Tuesday appeared to make the case that the public really didn't need to know about former CIA Director David Petraeus's affair with biographer Paula Broadwell.
Appearing with him on NBC's Tonight Show was Lindsay Lohan who surprisingly challenged the Meet the Press host on this point (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Leno: 'Petraeus's Mistress Had More Information About Benghazi Than Su
November 21st, 2012 10:38 AM
Jay Leno continued his comedic assault on the White House Tuesday.
During the opening monologue of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said David Petraeus's mistress Paula Broadwell had more information about Benghazi than United Nations Ambassador Susan Rice (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Leno: 'Good News For the Economy - President Obama Is Out of Town
November 20th, 2012 9:56 AM
Jay Leno continued his recent trend of making jokes at the current White House resident's expense Monday.
During his opening monology of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "Good news for the economy - President Obama is out of town" (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Jay Leno to Chris Matthews: 'Obama Was Re-elected - You Must Be Orgasm
November 17th, 2012 10:05 AM
Jay Leno took a humorous swipe at MSNBC's Chris Matthews Friday.
After introducing the Hardball host to NBC's Tonight Show, Leno said to his guest, “Well, Obama was re-elected. You must be orgasmic" (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Tim Allen: ABC Censors 'Went Back To the '80s With What We Can and Can
November 16th, 2012 10:37 AM
Americans were told during the 2008 presidential campaign that electing Barack Obama would create a "post-racial" nation.
Far from it, on NBC's Tonight Show Thursday, Tim Allen, the star of ABC's Last Man Standing said that when it comes to race, censors "went back to the ‘80s with what we can and cannot say on the network" (video follows with transcript and commentary):