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Late Wednesday night saw people close to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis defend the state’s new history guidelines on slavery by pointing out that the Advanced Placement course that the media demanded the state adopt has very similar standards. However, Thursday’s viewers of CNN News Central were not informed of these latest developments as host Jim Sciutto conducted a softball interview…

Monday morning’s CNN News Central featured an interview with Daily Beast columnist Matt Lewis, who co-host John Berman somehow labeled as a “conservative writer.” In promoting Lewis's new book Filthy Rich Politicians, Berman did not discuss Bidens or bribes. Instead, they decried Governor Ron DeSantis's preference for “private planes” to travel on the campaign trail as proof…

CNN self-parodied itself on Tuesday as it tried to discern higher meanings behind Special Counsel Jack Smith’s lunchtime trip to Subway on the same day it was revealed he issued a target letter to former President Donald Trump as part of his January 6 investigation.

On Friday morning’s CNN News Central, anchor Kate Bolduan hosted National Security Council spokesman John Kirby to discuss the situation in Ukraine, as well as the recently Republican-amended National Defense Authorization Act. The latter of these two subjects was apparently so important to CNN that Bolduan brought it up first and spent a good portion of their time on the subject…

Florida GOP Rep. and former Green Beret Michael Waltz appeared on Thursday afternoon’s CNN News Central where he called out the network and host Brianna Keilar’s “cute and lawyerly” excuses for the Department of Defense’s effort to avoid the Hyde Amendment, which prohibits taxpayer funding of abortions.

Like a beer erupting from a bottle, CNN was still foaming over the left losing the fight over Bud Light’s support of men pretending to be women. CNN’s Tuesday coverage of the Bud Light transgender debate showed the liberal media was still licking its wounds over the issue. CNN had multiple segments dedicated to the topic at 8:00 a.m., 11:00 a.m., and 2:00 p.m., proving their obsession with the…

During Wednesday’s House Judiciary Committee hearing, Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH) grilled FBI Director Christopher Wray on a memo out of the Richmond, Virginia field office that called for the bureau to insert spies into the local Catholic Church to monitor “radical traditionalist Catholics.” Instead of being appalled that anyone at the FBI would think that was acceptable, the cast of CNN’s…

Monday’s CNN News Central criticized Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis for his recent accusation of the media’s role in his low poll numbers, claiming that this accusation was DeSantis “blaming the media for the fact that he’s not doing so well,” and that this claim attributed “way, way, way more authority or influence than the mainstream media has.” Meanwhile, they were…

CNN decided to break the new information about the ghost guns used in the Philadelphia shooting over the weekend on Thursday’s CNN News Central by blaming the ghost gun manufacturers and distributers for the shooting. In addition to blaming these companies for this shooting, anchor Sara Sidner hosted former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe on the show to essentially blame these…

CNN News Central’s Wednesday morning coverage of the cocaine found at the White House over the weekend was short, but telling of their opinion of the matter. After anchor John Berman discussed selective aspects of the matter with White House correspondent Priscilla Alvarez, anchors Sara Sidner and Kate Bolduan joked about the matter and made light of it, saying that it’s not “too soon…

Not long after their distributing their hot takes about how the preservation of religious liberty threatens to bring back Jim Crow, the Friday cast of CNN News Central freaked that “the wheels are coming off” for people who will now have to repay their loans after the Supreme Court struck down President Biden’s student loan cancellation scheme in Biden v. Nebraska.

CNN News Central reacted to the Supreme Court’s Friday ruling in 303 Creative LLC v. Elenis that upheld the First Amendment right to not be compelled to create a website for a same-sex wedding by raising hysterical hypotheticals about the return of Jim Crow. The assembled cast was also greatly confused by the difference between a gay individual and their wedding.

CNN chief legal analyst Laura Coates responded to the Supreme Court's Thursday ruling that declared affirmative action unconstitutional on CNN News Central by warning that the effects won’t be limited to Harvard or the University of North Carolina. No, getting rid of affirmative action will make the U.S. military a less effective warfighting force.

On June 15, Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) accused CNN’s Kailtan Collins of referring to Judge Aileen Cannon as “Trump-appointed” in order to instill doubt in the Trump documents case and questioned whether she would do the same if the judge was appointed by Barack Obama. Collins defended herself by saying “We talk about who judges were appointed by all the time.” Now, less than one week later we…