In the aftermath of the final presidential debate, some pundits were struck dead that Donald Trump would be so rude as to describe Hillary Clinton as a “nasty woman.” Would you like a lesson in the meaning of hypocrisy? Let's see what their colleagues said about Trump after the debate.
On Comedy Central, host Trevor Noah described Trump this way: A “giant, novelty dildo was on stage behind the podium.”
On CBS, Late Show host Stephen Colbert mocked Trump’s rear end: “I guess we're all going to have to wait until November 9 to find out if we still have a country. If Donald Trump is the mood for a peaceful transfer of power or if he's just going to wipe his fat ass with the Constitution.”
He then turned to British actor Hugh Laurie (the star of House M.D.) for medical advice for the candidates, and Laurie quipped, “I mean, it may be too late but for Trump, I would suggest breast feeding.”
The night before, Colbert brought on President Obama and asked him not to endorse a candidate, but instead which snack he preferred: “Would you care for an extra-fiber nutrient bar which has traveled to more than 100 countries? Or this shriveled tangerine, covered with Golden Retriever hair, filled with bile, that I wouldn't leave alone with the woman I love."
On ABC, Jimmy Kimmel joked Trump was so reserved, "his voice was at like a phone sex whisper the whole time.”
Then there are the celebrity tweeters. At the top of the Hate Parade was Rosie "Mind of a Two-Year Old" O’Donnell: “We are women hear us roar your [sic] orange muthaf**ker...This pro life moderator from fox — sucks.”
She also called Trump “Orange Anus,” “anus mouth,” and a “delusional turd.”
Sarah Silverman called Trump an “orange boil” that must be divorced: “If Melania doesn’t divorce that orange boil first thing 11/9 I’ll be flummoxed to that max.” She also called him an “orange twat.”
Comedian Patton Oswalt also liked that theme: “Hillary has grabbed Trump by the p---y and is swinging him around the room.”
Bill Maher tweeted “If Trump was any more of a p---y he’d have to grab himself” and mocked his pro-life stance: “Trump on fetuses: In 20 years, they’ll be dating me!” (For the record, Maher is 60, and his current girlfriend is 33. His last girfriend before that is also 33 now.)
The most jaw-dropping Twitter hypocrite was Saturday Night Live actress Leslie Jones, who was celebrated by the liberal media after she was harassed on Twitter surrounding the female “Ghostbusters” movie. Twitter bullies used words like "ape" and "coon" to malign her. But during the debate, it was Jones who was hate-tweeting at Trump: “You honored by NRA. Man you are the f---ing devil!” Another fiery tweet exclaimed: "Shut the F--K up and let me talk f---er! You damn fool! You damn fool! F---ING joke! You should have to leave the country when you lose."
Hollywood is just copying Hillary Clinton, who when faced with Trump talking about abortionists ripping babies apart in the third trimester, posed as a scold for civil discourse: “Using that kind of scare rhetoric is just terribly unfortunate.” Hillary didn't even try to protest when Trump denounced her support for a procedure that is pure evil, killing an unborn baby one day... one hour... before birth.
But calling her a “nasty woman” is unfair.
