Welch, Sidekick Celebrate Death of ‘Homicidal,’ ‘Demonic War Hawk’ ‘Lady Graham’

Tuesday’s I’ve Had It covered the death of Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), so there were bountiful epithets from co-hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan about the “homicidal,” “demonic war hawk” “Lady Graham” having marked his final days in Ukraine gripping a drone what “looks like a big, giant, black c***” and now has “all of these sex workers that he worked with...NDAs” that aren’t “really applicable anymore.” 

After Welch giggled about “wanting to watch the wall-to-wall coverage of this” because “this is great,” she cued up a still photo of Graham visiting a Ukrainian drone factory, which she asserted was “the last known photograph that Lady Graham took” in which he’s holding a drone that “looks like a big, giant, black cock.” 

“He is smiling from ear to ear. He is holding the black cock, and the interesting thing about this drone is it’s called the P1-Sun, and it’s like — in Russian, it means they call it the penis. This drone is called the penis,” Welch exclaimed, equating it to something that would have been seen on HBO’s Veep. 

Through more giggles, she boasted: “And look at how happy Lindsey is...He died after he was groping a — a penis — a black cock that was made for mass destruction. This is, like, exactly what he was. There’s one photograph that just completely consolidates exactly who he was.” 

The ladies of I’ve Had It possess the intellectual maturity of pre-pubescent boys, so gay jokes about Republicans are en vogue. Welch tripled down: 

He liked cock, as we all know — you know, the worst kept secret in Washington, D.C., and he liked killing, you know, the biggest war hawk on the planet, and there he is with a black cock that kills right before he dies. 

These miserable women returned to Graham’s passing later in the show after Welch declared “MAGA men” possess “low” testosterone and “high” estrogen because “they’re submissive, hysterical, emotional” men who are “freaking out” about anyone giddy over the senator’s passing. 

They dismissed such claims because “these people are horrible human beings” and have as “their leader” someone in the President who said on Truth Social that Rob Reiner died from Trump Derangement Syndrome. 

Welch again flashed her demonic spirit by insisting that, despite everything she’s said, “I’m not happy that Lindsey died, or I’m not sad” either. 

She promptly contradicted herself by scoffing: “It’s not like he had any kids or a wife, you know, for me to feel bad about.” 

Sullivan joined in as well with the vitriol by insisting Graham “was every bit as hateful as Charlie Kirk” and willing to “kill people” overseas. This led to their “homicidal” and “demonic war hawk” bit (click “expand”): 

SULLIVAN: Here’s the thing too about the Lindsey Graham thing. I mean, when you look at Lindsey Graham, I mean, he was hateful. He wasn’t — I mean, he was every bit as hateful as Charlie Kirk with — but I mean, he was, like, let’s go in there and kill people. I mean, he’s — 

WELCH: Oh, he’s homicidal. 

SULLIVAN: — he was homicidal. 

WELCH: He was a war hawk. Yeah. 

SULLIVAN: And he was a war hawk! 

WELCH: He was a demonic war hawk. I mean, truly. 

SULLIVAN: Yeah. I’m like — 

WELCH: Just a real — a real nut. 

SULLIVAN: A real, real nut. 

Headed toward a commercial break, Welch then leveled the claims — again, without evidence — that Graham employed “all of these sex workers” and made them sign NDAs so they could see him “dressed up in his red panties and [do] gay stuff at night” (click “expand”): 

WELCH: And then the people who support that guy want to lecture everybody else about how we’re supposed to behave when Lindsey Graham, who, now all of these sex workers that he worked with are, you know, NDAs weren’t really applicable anymore now that he’s dead. Apparently, Lindsey, you know, dressed up in his red panties and did gay stuff at night, which we all knew. 

SULLIVAN: Yeah, which is not — 

WELCH: But you know, now it’s — it’s just — and it’s just like, you know, at the end of the day — other — you know, maybe we can do a coffee table book, Pumps. Maybe we do a coffee table book of all the closet MAGA men. And Lindsey can be our cover girl. 

SULLIVAN: Too big for a coffee table. Like, there are so many, like, you would have to be, like, bigger. Like, I don’t know what kind of book it would — but there — it’s just, it’s unbelievable, and [inaudible]. 

WELCH: Well, who would you put on the cover? Lady Graham or Big Tittie Brian [Noem]? 

SULLIVAN: I mean, I’d think you have to do Lindsey Graham because everybody’s known about this for years and years and years. 

Before they attacked Graham, they first popped off about how “whining, submissive men” in the MAGA movement “are pussies” and mocked First Lady Melania Trump — without evidence — as having reached the United States thanks to Jeffrey Epstein:

To see the relevant transcript from July 14, click here.