Appearing as a guest on Friday's Imus in the Morning on the Fox Business Network, actor and comedian Jay Mohr took some sexual jabs at Sarah Palin, suggesting that she used to be his "booty call," and then later referring to her as "screwing black people since the mid-90s."
He also imitated GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain as he cracked that Cain is "getting blacker" as the campaign progresses.
As host Don Imus tried to introduce Mohr on a note of levity, the comedian joked about Palin being his "booty call" when he used to be single. Imus had begun by posing the question: "So, you remember back when you were single and you'd get drunk, and there was always somebody you could always call and let you come over?
Mohr responded, "Sarah Palin."
After Imus joked that Mohr was like that person for him, the comedian shot back, "I'm the guy, I'm your late night booty call."
Mohr soon turned his attention to mocking Herman Cain. Mohr:
But I liked, Herman Cain to me has become the most fascinating guy in the whole Repub-, I like how he's getting blacker as the campaign winds on and the stress gets to him.
He started as a button down Republican, almost Michael Steele-esque, and now he's going, 'Are you tellin' me that I was supposed to be out there in the name of the Lord?' What's worse? Herman Cain said he 'caught' cancer or that you're born, or that you choose to be gay. You, I'm sure, catching cancer. Maybe you can catch gay.
He went on to suggest that Mitt Romney, Jon Huntsman, and Sarah Palin form a presidential ticket together that the world would want to have sex with, and cracked that Palin had been "screwing black men since the mid-90s." Mohr:
The Mormons just make the most beautiful people in the world. Mitt Romney and Huntsman should run as one guy and have Sarah Palin as their VP, and then every other country would just want to have sex with us. Sarah Palin screwing black people since the mid-90s.
Below is a transcript of the relevant portion of the Friday, October 7, Imus in the Morning on Fox Business Network:
DON IMUS: Jay Mohr, welcome to Imus in the Morning.
JAY MOHR: Hello, Mr. Imus.
IMUS: So, you remember back when you were single-
MOHR: Yes.
IMUS: -and you'd get drunk, and there was always somebody you could always call and let you come over?
MOHR: Sarah Palin.
IMUS: Well, whoever it was.
MOHR: Who, yeah, that, to me, who was it for you?
IMUS: Doesn't make any difference, but that's what I feel like with you.
MOHR: I'm the guy, I'm your late night booty call.
IMUS: Yeah, because.
MOHR: You're like, you know what, Bartlett's not wearing socks today, call Jay Mohr.
IMUS: You want something and here you are. Well, we're delighted to have you back.
MOHR: Thanks for having me back. I love, I don't really ever get to talk politics until I'm here.
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MOHR: But I liked, Herman Cain to me has become the most fascinating guy in the whole Repub-, I like how he's getting blacker as the campaign winds on and the stress gets to him. He started as a button down Republican, almost Michael Steele-esque-
IMUS: Yeah.
MOHR: -and now he's going, "Are you tellin' me that I was supposed to be out there in the name of the Lord?" What's worse? Herman Cain said he "caught" cancer or that you're born, or that you choose to be gay. You, I'm sure, catching cancer. Maybe you can catch gay.
IMUS: I think you got to have a better answer-
MOHR: Well, yeah.
IMUS: -if you're a black in the South and not participating in the Civil Rights Movement than that you had a sick relative.
MOHR: And he's got a perfect alibi: I wasn't protesting because I was at college. I was trying to, you know, you know, I was up there nose in the books, you know, I was kind of busy, and I was going to find a business that gave a third of the country diarrhea. He's really responsible for more evacuations than fire drills.
IMUS: Who do you like?
MOHR: I like Huntsman.
IMUS: Why?
MOHR: I just think he's hot. The Mormons just make the most beautiful people in the world. Mitt Romney and Huntsman should run as one guy and have Sarah Palin as their VP, and then every other country would just want to have sex with us. Sarah Palin screwing black people since the mid-90s.
(IMUS LAUGHS)
MOHR: No?
IMUS: I don't know, I guess.
MOHR: She had sex with that basketball player. In that scathing book, they said she had sex with Glenn Rice.
IMUS: Oh, okay, so.
MOHR: You know why?
IMUS: No.
MOHR: Mo Cheeks turned her down. That's my political material.
IMUS: I did like, I thought the verbiage was a little rough, Mike Tyson. But should it have been more, she'd have had more credi- (AUDIO GAP)
MOHR: A guy that you know brought it. You don't want any, like, bubble baths and candles. You want to know that it was just to get back at the husband. (IMUS LAUGHS) I like Huntsman, I, you know, his whole family is gorgeous. IMUS: He looks like a mortician.
