Breastfeeding Boys, Peeing for Womanhood & MISS Universe Owned by a Trans Woman

January 18th, 2023 10:18 AM

In this edition of  Woke of the Weak, we heard from a transgender woman who was thrilled about the potential to breastfeed his kids. He let us know that transgender females have far-apart “tits,” just like men! How ironic!! He also looked forward to one day getting to breastfeed two kids at a time in two different rooms. 

Another transgender female claimed that the one denoting factor to determine whether someone is a man or a woman was not what body part was in his or her pants but whether he or she wet their pants a little when laughing, coughing or sneezing. 

I guess if you’ve ever peed a little laughing, you're a woman! 

In keeping with the transgender females we heard from the owner of Miss Universe who was stoked to be making history as the first female owner in 70 years … the catch is that biologically, the owner is a male. 

*Insert face palm*



That’s what’s up this week in the woke world of the WEAK left!