Hey, we’ve all been there – you just can’t make it in for the meeting, so you fire up the video link, only to have your nearly naked gay lover pop on screen behind you while adjusting his junk hammock.
The problem for Matt Heinz, a Democrat member of the Pima Arizona Board of Supervisors, is that his video was part of the Board’s regular, televised meeting. His boytoy in black bikini briefs is a matter of public record.
Not that it matters too much (beyond the $200,000+ salary he gets for, er, whatever it is he does (“constituent relations?”) Pima residents don’t seem to care about his predilections (though they have declined to send him to congress in three consecutive election cycles.) During the Obama administration, Heinz worked for the Department of Health and Human Services in some sort of LGBT-related capacity.
And it would hardly be surprising if he made his way back to DC. Biden’s DHHS is always looking for a few good men. DOE’s nuclear waste division is a little short-staffed at the moment. Or maybe, if he ever does get elected to congress, Heinz could take Eric Swalwell’s old seat on the intelligence committee, where discretion and judgment are paramount virtues.
If nothing else, with his proven Zoom skills, Heinz could have a bright future as a CNN legal analyst.