Media Praises Selfish Moms For Regretting Their Kids

April 8th, 2026 2:17 PM

The perpetually miserable shrews at New York Magazine need to feel their own selfishness and hatred for human life is validated. That’s why they’re trying to make it trendy for mothers to proudly announce that they hate their kids and wish they were aborted. 

In a doozy of an article, titled, “I Regret Having Children,” a senior writer was tasked with cherry picking the world’s worst moms who casually gave their toddlers one-star Reddit ratings like they’re leaving a crappy review on the chardonnay they Door-Dashed. 

“I don’t feel anything for him,” one mommie dearest complained about her one year old son.

She says she stopped hanging out with her friends with kids, because they wanted to exchange baby photos and she apparently thinks her son is Quasimodo.

“While I was happy for them, my son is delayed and is in early intervention services, so he wasn’t meeting his,” she explained, as if she’s saying “this thing is kinda weird and ugly. Please, someone, push it back up!” 

(God help that poor kid, if he ever grows up to find this piece.)

Another mother from Hell whined that her one year old daughter whines almost as much as she does. 

“You couldn’t put her down,” she complained.

Her therapist wasn’t so sure how she meant that phrase, and warned her to seek help if she “ever felt like hurting [herself] or the baby.” But according to NYMag, that’s apparently just a late-term abortion deserving of praise!