Woke of the Weak: Couch Mumbling from Markle to Michelle

May 7th, 2025 10:18 AM

You can always count on the pipeline from washed up to woke to produce society’s most self-important dilettantes desperately searching for an audience to remind them how special they are. 

But nobody encapsulates their pathetic state better than affluent middle-aged women… more specifically, the pipeline from prima donna to self-congratulating couch mumbler. 

They’re perfect mouthpieces for a greedy ideology that lets its overlords enforce Marxism from behind their pearly gates, while using victimhood as currency to gaslight us plebs into forking over our freedoms. 

Who’s a better pick to spew their shallow cliches and greeting card advice than the trendy ladies of the elite who regurgitate the agenda in soft, therapy voices without any idea of the contradiction they pose? 

From Meghan Markle to Michelle Obama, this episode of ‘Woke of the Weak’ parades out the woke women of the out-of-touch kumbaya class.