The story was originally broadcast by Phoenix, Arizona, ABC affiliate KNXV, and was about a man in Tempe whose friends played a joke on him.
Days later, CBS's Phoenix affiliate KPHO apparently aired an edited version of the segment now available at CBSNews.com.
According to the blurb at YouTube, "[Adam Starr] says he asked some friends to help him out, but a mix of alcohol and chainsaws created what some consider an explicit carving" (video embedded below the fold with commentary, h/t Story Balloon):
Readers should listen closely about eleven seconds in when someone is heard stating, "a notice last week saying I have to remove the dick."
Here's a screencap of CBSNews.com:
Is this REALLY what the folks at CBS want to recommend to readers?
For those interested, here's the original KNXV story:
