‘Jersey Shore’ Star Prays She’ll Have a Gay Son

June 21st, 2013 2:33 PM

Most pregnant moms pick out names for their kids. “Snooki” wants to pick out sexual orientation. Nicole Polizzi, known for her role as “Snooki” in the filthy reality-show “Jersey Shore,” casually mentioned the other day that she was “so grateful” for those who “support the LGBT youth so they have someone there for them because I'm praying I have a gay little boy one day.” 

Wait, what? 

That’s right. Not only does Snooki “consider herself bisexual” - she also hopes that the child she’s having with her fiancé will be gay.  She made this disturbing announcement at an event hosted by the “anti-bullying” (and very pro-LGBT) group, “Trevor Project.” 

Her co-star Jenni Farley was there to reinforce Polizzi’s love of all things gay. “We’re huge supporters of the LGBT community,” said Farley, “ ... So we would do anything to help them and to protect them. We feel like moms when it comes to our gays. We really do.” 

While insisting how she wants to be mama to a gay boy, Polizzi admitted that she and her co-star – with their hard-drinking, party-wild, and hook-up lifestyle – “haven’t been the best examples.” Gee, really?

But on the other hand, it’s not like we could expect anything but sleaze and agenda pushing from the faces of “Jersey Shore” – particularly from Polizzi and Farley.  Polizzi previously has said that she’s “very strong when it comes to the gay community.”  “I have a lot of friends who are gay,” she stated, “They need to be equal because they are amazing friends.” Farley, for her part, posed topless for an anti-Proposition 8 campaign, according to HuffPo.

So, of course, logically, Snooki is praying she’s pregnant with a gay little boy.  We’re just praying the poor kid doesn’t end up as just another child used by nutcase parents to push the gay agenda.