Verizon Robocalls Customers Urging Them to Watch Obama Inauguration

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Have you remembered to pay heed to Barack Obama worship services at his inauguration this Tuesday? If you are a Verizon customer you just might be getting an urgent reminder of this sacred duty in the form of a robocall as related by Brian Maloney of the Radio Equalizer:

Yesterday, I was all set to write a smug, self-congratulatory post regarding my tremendous wisdom in finally dumping Comcast a few weeks ago for the complete Verizon Fios package, including cable. With Comcrap now establishing an all-Obama channel, isn’t it finally time to make the switch?

Sadly, however, Verizon did something yesterday that I think is far worse: it left a rambling, pre-recorded message on my home answering machine imploring me to watch his “historic” inaugural, using a tone that assumed we are all liberal Democrats and Obamists.

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That’s the worst aspect of the Obama cult/fad/American Idol victory (or whatever you believe this is really about): we are all compelled to participate. Like it or not, Obama is being shoved down our throats through a daily pressure campaign that permeates every aspect of our lives. Resistance is truly futile.

Between Pepsi cans, newspapers, magazines, television, clothing, bumper stickers and just about anything and everything else, there is no escaping their Messiah’s divine image.

That’s EXACTLY how it’s done in North Korea, Turkmenistan, Venezuela, Cuba and other assorted basketcase banana republics across the globe. Is this still America?

Since the election, Obama-as-God has certainly fueled talk radio’s fire, but will it also result in a significant revulsion by an increasing number of Americans?

Even for Barack’s supporters, isn’t there a point where this all becomes a bit too much? Why must a president be worshipped?

Their overbearing effort, however, reveals a major weakness: if Obama truly had such a lock on the American people, none of this overkill would be necessary. He’s still trying to seal the deal with a skeptical public and his supporters, including those at Comcast and Verizon, are using every tool at their disposal.

But as they begin to push much too far, the backlash could be unprecedented. Are they ready?

Howie Carr writing in the Boston Herald had a similar reaction to the Verizon robocalls and other forms of Obama worship:

It was the all-Obama Comcast channel that drove me over the edge.

Finally, I thought, this was the last straw. I would cancel Comcast and switch my cable service to Verizon. But before I could make my move, somebody called and told me that Verizon was robo-calling its customers and telling them to watch their Obama-mania special.

So I turned on the radio and heard an ad for some Obama commemorative coins. I clicked that off and went to the mailbox and saw Newsweek. Guess who was on the cover? I flipped on the Internet and went to Drudge, and he had a headline about Time magazine running its 13th cover in a year on you-know-who.

All this idolization of The One wouldn't bother your humble correspondent so much if the Obamessiah could do something useful like turn water into wine or change the below freezing forecast for Inauguration Day into warmer weather.

—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.


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And whatever you do, DON'T ASK ABOUT BARRKY'S PAST ...

... because they don't want to talk about that.  Let us remind them of the past as often as we can:

1.  BARRKY has hired a team of lawyers to keep us from seeing his long form birth certificate.

2.  He spent a great deal of his childhood in Indonesia as an Indonesian citizen.

3.  He attended high school in Hawaii and went to Harvard with dubious financial backing.

3.  He has not released a single sheet of academic records.

4.  He traveled to Pakistan in 1981 on what must have been an Indonesian passport.

5.  We don't know why he moved to Chicago.

6.  His IL senate records have been "lost".

7.  He spent 20 years agreeing with racial hate speech.

8.  His extremely brief U.S. Senate record is so far left it's almost communist.

 

What's past is prologue.

No one cares

I have a similar list I post when I cannot stand it anymore. This has gone way beyond creds, journalism, etc. It is irrational mass hysteria at this point. We have to ride it out, hang onto our marbles, and wait for a more effective time to make our points. Don't forget--the bars in DC got permission to stay open until 5 AM--shooters of a certain cheap, sugary bev all around. Cheers!

That’s the worst aspect

That’s the worst aspect of the Obama cult/fad/American Idol victory (or whatever you believe this is really about): we are all compelled to participate.

No, we're not.

You'd have to strap me into a chair and staple my eyelids open to make me watch.

I'm surprised that schools

I'm surprised that schools across the country haven't been closed on Tues. so all the little kiddies can watch the inauguration. 

Don't worry seashell

Schools where I live didn't wheel monitors into the classrooms on 9/11, but you can bet it's wall-to wall Obama all day Tuesday.

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Cool

My wife is already mad because the kids in her room, all mentally handicapped, will be watching it. Most of them have no clue as to what day it is. They have no idea who Obama is.   One good thing. The other classes in the school are taking exams. NO TV.  They are only going half a day anyway.

Ricky Joe the Plumber 

Cool

No doubt.

I know of some schools that

I know of some schools that where criticised here in the UK for showing kids the coverage of 9/11.  But then with the time difference and the school day ending at 330-4pm a lot of kids saw the early coverage  (including the jumpers etc) and then went home without any time to absorb eh gravity of what happened.

 

edit: for awful spelling 

Seashell

They want the kids in school so they can make SURE they all watch it. Most classrooms have a TV now. I guarantee you they will be tuning in so the kids can watch history being made. Then the teacher will give an informative lecture on the miracle they have just witnessed.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Choselife

Good point.  I didn't think of that.  They will be forced to watch and then probably tested to make sure that they really watched.  Any children that fail will have no recess for a month.

Seashell

A friend of mine whose kids *were* in the CMS system told me they only had recess once a week. For less than half an hour. And if you weren't 'good' all week you didn't get any recess. She moved to Waxhaw.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Obama is black. Don't forget it.

More gushing by the media and Obamatons over the color of Barry's skin:

This Could Be The Start Of Something Big

http://www.cbsnews.c...

 Amazing.  Wasn't it Obama who gave the dire warning during the campaign that the big, bad, racist McCain camp and other Republicans (aka, "they") would be reminding voters he was black?  Never happened (and by the way, I don't remember Obama ever apologizing for his race-baiting comment).  This, after Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton were branded as racists by the Obama-adoring media during the dem primary.

Yet, during the campaign and especially once he was elected, it's been the media and Obama supporters who have are absolutely obsessed with Obama's race.

→ Tingles ready?

Obama is going to lay a wreath at Arlington Cemetary.

In case you haven't heard, This will be the First Black President-Elect ever to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns.

A historic occasion!  Gosh, it's happening any second now.  Tension is mounting.

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Watching you Gladnick

Well well well, Gladnick. Do you mean to intimate that we all AREN'T  supporters of Comrade Barack Hussein? I will have to report you to the newly established Peoples Commissariat for the enforcement of Regulated Thinking. We must all think correctly you know, for our own good!. Yes Gladnick, we'll be watching you.

Obama, I just met a man named Obama, and suddenly.....blah...bla

Not watching the news, except for Drudge for the next few days. Will listen to Rush etc. but can't take this too much. It requires too much inner discipline on my part. If I watch the news all that happens is I have to be translating every word, every line to it's real meaning. Not worth it. Nineteen-eighty-four is upon us and all his minions can do is wet their pants in glee. There is room for optimism. The more they expect from the messiah, the bigger the let-down. Looking forward to the explanations the "one" comes out with when he is impotent in his attempt to "part the waters". He and his will attempt to continue to blame Bush, but that will last only so long. There might be light at the end of this tunnel. Take heart.

PJ

 but will it also result in a significant revulsion by an increasing number of Americans?

It has to me already. First I forbade anyone in my house to buy Pepsi or any of their products. I ripped the front page off our newspaper along with the front page of the USA weekend and shredded them. I am not going to watch Fox news unless it is Hannity for the next few days. I've had enough of this. Will the MSM report when he takes his first crap in the White House? I know they are going to report on his first meal so why not.

Ricky Joe the Plumber 

When He deposits roses in the can for the first time

 Will the MSM report when he takes his first crap in the White House?  Better.  They will carry it live, and when He is done depositing the roses into the toilet, the MSM will all rush into the bathroom inhaling as much of the smell as possible. 

I never dreamed I would see a personality cult in the United States, but here it is.  His Majesty The Shahinshah truly is God to way too many people.

"THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!  THE HOLOCAUST OF THOUGHT IS DAWNING!!!" - Nevermore, "Bittersweet Feast", from This Godless Endeavor (2005)

→ Verizon

OK, so Verizon cheated me for three years before I noticed I was paying $80 per month on one basic phone line.

That's when I bundled everything and started getting registered letters about their $39.99 plan and how I'm a valued customer and all that.

Nothing Verizon does surprises me, unless it benefits the customer.

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I don’t have Verizon but

it wouldn't matter anyway Iv'e already picked out my blind Somali pirate at the Obama Inaugeration Poll site.

Gag--really?

The TV critic at the AZ Republic (last paper standing here) urged us peons to watch the coverage. When you have to tell people to watch TV, this is a sign of something. I sent him an email sayin I was taking a TV retreat that day and maybe even starting today to escape repeats on that train deal--and asked would the guy writing the speech of the millennia be the same youngster who was photographed drunkenly groping the cutout of Hillary.

I went shopping Saturday...............

..........and along the way I stopped and  rented several movies. My next stop was the library where I checked out about eight books. Even though I got a new TV for Christmas it will be off all next week and I will be very selective about the channels I watch after that. It's a health thing. Got to watch my blood pressure.

So...

...Obama now comes with the network.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Good one Cobra

Now that's funny.  I don't care who y'are

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You'll love this

If you like that, you'll love this.

On edit:  Opps, wrong link.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

These robo calls are simply

These robo calls are simply a rude invasion of ones privacy. With the Do Not Call list enacted by Congress you would think Verizon would get the message. Since not then may I suggest if you do not like this call then contact Verizon and simply cancel their service. If enough people cancel over this issue rest assured Verizon will get the message and put a end to the promotion of the Choosen One. And if  that does not work then take your beef straight to the White House switchboard.

Does anyone here have Photoshop?

Some just has to photoshop a picture of Obama in the Oval Office with the Verizon Network crowd standing outside the window.

The caption:  America, you're covered.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Another Easy Decision

And here I was thinking of switching to Verizon.  Another decision made easy - I'll stay with Sprint.

I fully plan on turning on

I fully plan on turning on the coronation, (the rest of this sentence was deleted by management for reasons that should be apparent to those that saw it).

→ You piece of feces!

That is not necessary nor appreciated.

Hey, Mods.  Clean up on aisle 3.

Get this pig outta here!!!!

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I'm with ya cool

What a disgusting comment. There are some die hard conservatives on this site, but I would be surprised if anyone defends that comment.

He had my vote

→ He's not a conservative

He's nothing but a rank anarchist.

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Cool... Which is the same

Cool...

Which is the same as a rank asshole!

PA’s Promotion of Genocide

 

 Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

→ I'm betting

I'm betting that was his last post, and it won't last.

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Hey!  Lets not tar

Hey!  Lets not tar anarchists with the same brush as a POS like that thank you

Ban pitter 43!!!!!!

We don't need this nonsense.

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I concur, that was

I concur, that was pathetic. This is exactly the kind of crap that the left likes to rub our noses in when the msm brands some psycho with a gun a neo-con.

Comments like that make it easy.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

→ Thank you MODS

No way were we going to let that slide.

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Cool

That was a gross comment, but he should be given a chance to apologize.

He had my vote

→ Right Shawn

Let's give Richard Speck a chance to apologize while we're at it.

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Cool

Do you remember that thread with you, me, DaveR and freestinker? We got that racist Seagay kicked off.

Seejay had a chance to apologize, although I agree the comment today is almost undefendable.

He had my vote

→ Forgot his name Shawn

But I remember Free opened up a whole Forum Topic on it.

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Actually, hat tip goes to Conservative Voice

Actually, hat tip goes to Conservative Voice for begining that thread.  I just added me two cents.

 

"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media."  -- Lowell Ponte

→ Thanks Free

History is set aright.

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shawn, That was our bestest bust ever.

I'm still proud of that one.

:-)

-Dave

“Them that’s going get on the wagon. Them that ain’t get out of the way.” -While there is still time.

Some of you seem to think

Some of you seem to think that I care if you don't like what I say, I don't. Some of you think I care if I'm banned, I don't. You don't like what I say, don't read it. You want to ban me, do it.

Its not my choice to ban you pitter43

However in case you are, I would have hated to not understand what you meant by those comments. Are you hoping for or are you expecting Lincohn style inauguration this week?

He had my vote

→ Am I missing something?

What happened at Lincoln's inauguration that I should be aware of?

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I thought it was the

I thought it was the theater.

ooop sorry..back pills

You know what I meant :-) Hey good one though cool, btw I wrote the name of the poster that was banned on my original post and you missed it, so we are even ;-)

He had my vote

→ Love to pitter.

And if this was my blog, I would.

You and your leftist nerds want to come in here and clutter our Blog with stuff you can run to HuffPO and DKos with and say:

"Looky there what they allow on their blog!!!!

Nobody with the ability to type could be so blatantly and openly hateful as you.  Not unless your aim is to smear this site when you enter another site under anotherID.

Wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you.  

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Cool

I am not defending what he said, but I kind of find it curious that he is a leftist. He is implying the demise of Democrat President, wouldn;t that make him a loony righty?

He had my vote

→ No, Shawn

Not necessarily.

It's a common trick for lefties to join a blog within weeks of a major event, and then, like sleeper cells, fill that blog up with hate speech so HuffPo and Dkos can point the finger.

I'll be surprised if pitter is anything but that.

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Really, Cool?

Really, Cool?...So Trojan horse lefties come here and post anti-liberal comments for several months to establish their conservative bona fides, and then deliberately say something truly incendiary with the intention of being banned in order to accuse the site of intolerance?  Interesting.

Jer

edit:  just noticed your reply to Shawn below.  I had also tracked his previous comments.

→ Thanks, Jer

Thought you'd appreciate it.

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'loony righty'

Ain't no such thang, Shawn. Only people whose brains function are capable of being conservatives. ;-)
Edit: Clarification.
Truly crazy people act the way they do because they ARE crazy, not because they are left or right.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

→ Shawn

I just tracked back on a few of his posts, and maybe you're right about his political leanings.

It's just so seldom I run across someone that far out there.

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I did too cool

I was going to reply with a cheeky response. Sorry my friend, what you got here is a seriously deranged righty.

He had my vote

I'm new to these things

But wouldn't a lefty 'plant' try to come off as 'right' as possible? Like those Team Sarah trolls?

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

choselife3x

I have been a member for a long time now and I pretty much have a grasp on who the main posters and players on this site.

I know who likes who, who hates who....all  the usual rumurs of a big website....how ever there has never been a troll that lasted a long time that was not called a troll right away. Leon, Professortruth, Rhayes and Montana Lyons never claimed to be rightys. The conservatives that got kicked off, Tumber, Tracheastromy and DebraJm got kicked off because they  kept budding  into other peoples conversations and made things very uncomfortable for others.

Sorry Choselife, You know I love you .....but you reaching here ;-)

He had my vote

Shawn

This is my first blog. I'll take your word for it! I know nothink about the migrating patterns of trolls.

So you must have all the good gossip.....
*I'll PM you later* she whispered.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

hey all

sounds like we got some pitter-patter and not the good kind

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

§ Howdy Y'all..Ster Misses Troll Busting!!

I've been away WAY TOO LONG!!!

I'm trying to get my future career training situated...

BUT...This is too good to MISS!!

I need to get back in the GAME!!!

I MISS YOU GUYS!!!  <snif>

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Ster !!

Come see us over at The House Of Temptation (chat) Ster !!  ;-)

 

"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media."  -- Lowell Ponte

§Free..what chat we using?? PM me??

Watching the game...but I'll chat too!!!

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Baron von Ster

Ster - PM sent  ;-)

That just sank in

He said he loved me. *blushing, twirling glossy curl around slender finger*
Take THAT, Jennifer Aniston!

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

choselife...

He tells everybody that.  Guys, too.

Jer

he is from the San Fran area

not that theres anything wrong with that

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

'not that there's anything wrong with that'

That line just never gets old. Cracks me up every time.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Dayem Shawn

Thought I was gonna get me a ride in a Prius. Oh, that's right........
*flounce, stomp, stomp, SLAM*

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

→ The Prius

Good for short trips.  Barely gets you to first base.

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I drive a Lexus Cool Arrow

Its not the most expensive model, but I think at least that gets me inside for a drink.

 

He had my vote

Shut up Jer!!

"He tells everybody that.  Guys, too."

 I would appreciate it if you kept our private messages PRIVATE!!!

He had my vote

Good one, shawnee

:D

 

→ Score one for Shawn

The gentlest of gentlemen never tell

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what happens in Vegas

you know the rest

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

→ What happens in Vegas

Lays mainly in the plains?

Must come down?

is soon parted?

I forget.

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Time to clear things up

I only told Jer I loved him because he said he could get me good tickets for the Atlanta Falcon games.

I later tried to let him know, I did not mean it literally. He has been pretty upset about since,  so lets not bring in up anymore, it has already been a very painful experience.

He had my vote

→ Fess up Shawn

It was inauguration tickets, wasn't it?

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Ya gotta stop leading us on

Shawnee. You're breaking hearts right and left here. (so to speak :-O)

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Chose

I am sorry but I was on the rebound. You think my feelings weren't hurt when you decided to trade both Me and Jer for Dave?

Why do I feel like I am in a Dru Barrymore show ;-)

He had my vote

You're lucky Shawn

Lucky it's not a Drew Peterson affair.

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Just got back on line Shawn

I'll Pray for your salvation and Your continued success in your love life.

Jesus Loves You

That deal never went through

You're still mine, dammit! And cheating on me with each other?! That is just beyond the pale. I am affronted.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Hey!

I said no trade.

Remember?

 

No, Shawn, let's get it all

No, Shawn, let's get it all out in the open.

The weekend in San Francisco...strolling along Fisherman's Wharf, the day trip to Napa, sailing over to Tiberon, the dinner at Santorini's...

I just feel...so...cheap.

Jer

→ Danke Schoen

Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for walks down lovers lane.
I can see, hearts carved on a tree, letters inter-twined, for all time, yours and mine, that was fine.

A Whitman's Sampler, a bottle of Red, and this relationship can be saved.

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Way to go, Cool... That

Way to go, Cool...

That was our song.

Jer

Cool told me this

Was your song. http://m.youtube.com...

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

 You never close your eyes

 You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feelin',
Whoa, that lovin' feelin',
You've lost that lovin' feelin',
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Baby Come Back

Baby Come Back,

You can blame it all on me.

 I was wrong,

and I just can't live without you.

→ Clone

Take your hands off my feather duster.

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I can't take it anymore. 

I can't take it anymore.  I'm going to get drunk for the first time in eight years.

Jer

→ Here ya go Jer!

You don't bring me flowers
You don't sing me love songs
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through the door
At the end of the day

If Neal Diamond won't push you over the edge, I'm slingin' some Barry Manilow out there.

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Forget Neil Diamond

You just sang a duet with Barbara Streisand (sp? and don't care).

And if you're going to throw Barry, I'm throwing in Carpenters.

→ Ouch!

Straight for the jugular.

Skipped right over the Archies, the 1910 Fruitgum Company and Kenny G.

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 Don't forget Michael

 Don't forget Michael Bolton. If that doesn't get the pants balled up at the foot of the bed, nothing will.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Michael Bolton

Is a no-talent a$$clown.
Name that movie.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamNec8kl2o&feature=related

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

→ Melanie

I had a little beetle

So that beetle was his name
And I called him Alexander
And he answered just the same
And I put him in a matchbox
And I kept him all the day
But nanny let my beetle out
Yes nanny let my beetle out
She went and let my beetle out
And beetle ran away

I forgot all about Melanie.

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...as long as People are

...as long as People are buying my tears...I'll be rich some day....

I loved Melanie.

That would of course be

That would of course be the classic known as Office Space.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Blazer

It really was not like that at all. I was only  interested in one thing.

He had my vote

Yikes!

1 down, 4 to go! :-O

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

I don't think so Chose

That was meant for Blazer, I have more stimulating videos for you to watch my Dear. Ever hear about Karl Marx?

He had my vote

*GASP* You WOULDN'T

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

In your words,

"My word is my bond"

I have all sorts of interesting ideas, Bill Maher marathons, Sheryl Crow teaching about the tissue squares, Bill Olbermann singing Holiday Carols.

You don't know what you set yourself up for, but for now I will be happy with my 5 IOU's bwahahahaaha.

He had my vote

If you all will excuse me

I must cry myself to sleep now.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Bill Olbermann ? Oh wait

Bill Olbermann ? Oh wait that's Keith's twin brother who dresses in drag and does that show right after "Countdown" isn't it?

I knew it.

 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Dammit Blaze

You got  to it before I could edit. Okay I guess that is a sign I should turn in.....too many pills for Shawn today. Night all.

He had my vote

Bill Olbermann

I figured that was the dream child Keithie and Billo would have...

Miss south Carolina's

Miss south Carolina's geography lesson?

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

Careful, chose...that's how

Careful, chose...that's how he lured me in.  The old "Karl Marx" ploy.  Then he starts reading steamy passages from Das Kapital.

Jer

:-O

So this is how it begins.....the winks, the compliments, the come hither way he flips his combover......

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Right...the combover. 

Right...the combover.  Thanks a lot for reminding me.  Just don't make the mistake I did and run your fingers through his hair in the wrong direction.

Jer

Too Late

That's when I found out he's a Dapper Dan man.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

 Hey, at least it wasn't

 Hey, at least it wasn't steamy passages from Das Boot.

Pilgrim: Hey, have you got any hairs up your nose?
Frenssen: Why?
Pilgrim: I've got some up my a$$. Maybe we can tie them together?

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Ouch!

What's even worse is that there are some who would find that a turn-on.

Jer

Harpo's brother? can he

Harpo's brother?

can he talk?

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

Wow, that's actually the

Wow, that's actually the second George Michael video I've seen today. I haven't allowed that to happen in twenty years.

Yep, the world is coming to an end folks.

 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Doesn't bother me... I'm

Doesn't bother me...

I'm closing my eyes, putting fingers in my ears, and sipping scotch through a straw.

Jer

Sonofab![€h

I knew it!! The way you to looked at each other, jer's sudden aloof distance.....
Humph! Men are no good, where's Blonde and Miss Chevious......*flounces off*

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

They're both on the way to

They're both on the way to my house.

Jer

Hope you've got full coverage

On your car. They looked pissed.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

You'd be amazed at the

You'd be amazed at the mollifying power of a kind word and a bottle of scotch--then again, maybe you wouldn't.

Jer

I'm a mean drunk

I'll take a kind word and a Pictionary.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

If there is anybody I'd

If there is anybody I'd less rather tangle with than a 5'11" rock climber, it's a drunk and mean 5'11" rock climber.

Jer

bob and weave Jer

Duck, cut left and wave your right hand and left foot while singing "I feel pretty, so pretty, so pretty and witty and young!"
Disarms me every time.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

I believe the phrase is "witty and

I believe the phrase is "witty and bright".  But "young" is nice, too.

Jer

I'm afraid to ask

How you know that. :-O

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Uhh...piano duets with my

Uhh...piano duets with my sister?

Jer

Dancing competition

I think I saw that....were you the one in the green tights or blue?

Both

They were plaid.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

That was probably our piano

That was probably our piano teacher.

Jer

Awwwww

That's so SWEET, Jer!
*if I had a youtube video of kids playing a piano while a dog howls in the background I'd insert it here*

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

That howling in the

That howling in the background was my brother.

Jer

He was probably still upset

About your napalm simulation using his GI Joes and the barbecue grill.
Naughty, naughty Jer.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Yeah, but the burgers were

Yeah, but the burgers were mighty d*mn tasty.

Jer

jer

you get cleverpig and a beautiful person maybe rainlillie as a bonus

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

Throw in susiecreamcheese

Throw in susiecreamcheese and BuxomAnnieMacgregor and you've got a deal.

Jer

no problem Jer

Annie would have you treed in 15 minutes

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

Depending on the view, it

Depending on the view, it might not take nearly that long.

Jer

Where do you think they are, cl?

With me!

 

 

That's it

I'm removing my earrings.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

"I just feel...so...cheap. "

"I just feel...so...cheap."

Well I'm sorry Jer, I didn;t you thats the way got after a few drinks. :-)

He had my vote

A few notes on decorum

might be in order, here....since pitter appears to be a new poster (I checked a few other of his posts and (s)he doesn't appear to be a left wing loon.

This is a family site.  As such, profanity and violence (and threats of violence) are not tolerated.

Name calling is discouraged as well.  You can engage in it....but don't be surprised to be jumped on.

My advice to you is to just apologize for an ill-conceived statement.  Your "I don't care" diatribe merely marks you as a brat.  If you keep that up, you will be banned.

No skin of my nose either way.  Just a couple of friendly hints.

 

It would appear pitter

It would appear pitter possesses a ton of bravado, but not an ounce of common sense.

Jer

Agreed, Jer

Imagine that!

 

See above

See above

→ Seen it

So what?

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 The critics loved it but

 The critics loved it but it was a box office failure.

"imploring me to watch his

"imploring me to watch his “historic” inaugural, using a tone that assumed we are all liberal Democrats and Obamists"

I'm kinda wondering if the next time go to vote all of us will find that the PTB took the liberty of registering us as Democrats.

Poll Official:  "Yes, this was done for your convenience.  Why on earth would anyone not want to vote Democrat???"

One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

Thank God for

Thank God for T-Mobile.

-Dave

“Them that’s going get on the wagon. Them that ain’t get out of the way.” -While there is still time.

January 18, 2009 - 19:05 ET

January 18, 2009 - 19:05 ET by Jer It would appear pitter possesses a ton of bravado, but not an ounce of common sense. Jer

******************************************************

Yet another one that knows nothing yet knows everything.

→ Stow it, pitter

So, you're just a just trash-talking buffoon hoping for the worst to feed your glee?

Keep it to yourself.

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CA pay no attention

it's just the pitter-patter of little turds

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts

Wow, pitter, you're pitiful.

Why don't you go hang out at a local nursing home and terrorize old people, or something.

LOL-You seem like the type.

-Dave

“Them that’s going get on the wagon. Them that ain’t get out of the way.” -While there is still time.

RD... That would be

RD...

That would be 'pitterful'.

Islam Wins Again

 

 Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

Jer...Yet another one that

Jer...Yet another one that knows nothing yet knows everything.

Hmm...I kind of like that.  The inherent contradiction of knowledge.  Maybe I've finally found a tagline.

Jer

 

→ HopeyChange hits Asia

Asian Markets are starting out on a high note with anticipation of the inauguration of Obama-san.

May be the only chance we've got this year to increase out savings.

Good luck all.

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Cry all you want, doesn't

Cry all you want, doesn't bother me a bit.

Pitter

If you were addressing me, I am not crying. In fact I was the one that said It was not my choice to ban you.

However I would love it if you answered my question about what you meant by your post.

Are you saying something is going to happen to the President Elect or are you hoping?

He had my vote

Shawn, Pitter is clearly

Shawn,

Pitter is clearly a Troll.  I advise not wasting anymore time on this one.

 

"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media."  -- Lowell Ponte

§Free...Happy Time For Ster!!

Hi Free!!

Ster is gonna get some rust out on this clown....MAY I??

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Baron von Ster

Be my guest.  :-)

→ Shawn

Don't try to pry it out of him.  He's obviously "disturbed".

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→ Says a lot

Cry all you want, doesn't bother me a bit.

Your dad beat you as a kid.

Stop the cycle now.  Be respectful of the lives that are entrusted you.

Repeating those words from your dad is really spooky.

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Good evening Cool

You might oughter go a little easy. I think you're talking to Rachel Maddow on drag.

Jesus Loves You

→ Thanks coco

I'm no psychoanalyst, but it's starting to make sense

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§Hello pitter...Say hello to your new Friend!!

My name is Ster.

You have a weak argument and no logic.

WANT TO PLAY A GAME?

WAITING...

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Good evening STER. HELLO HELLO

Nice to see your voice again. This little feller is a real "winner"

Thanks again for the music.

Jesus Loves You

§Coco..Cool...Glad to be back!!

Yeah...I'm Back!!!

I see we got some new Clowns here...JOY FOR ME!!!

Coco...glad you love the XM...PM me on what your favorite channels are!

Cool...still using the sig you showed me how to use!!

Miss you guys!!

Now...IT'S TIME TO PLAY!!!

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Ster

See you brought both your 44s and your 44-40. Ya got huntin' on your mind don't ya?

Jesus Loves You

§ Coco...Ster is Baaaack!!! Hehe.

Coco...

Just Gettin' the Rust out!!

Just Point out the new Trolls...I'll Skin 'em and Bag 'em!!

DEAL??

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Hope you got a big bag Ster

Noel lifted the bag limit on varmints since you left. Time limits are gone too. You can nail 'em unlimited 24/7.

Jesus Loves You

I cried because I had no shoes

Until I met you, pitter, who has no manners.

Grow up.

 

Piiter: another one of

Piiter: another one of those juvenile diatribes that seem to come out of nowhere - which is to say the vast amount of "nowhere" between the ears of the kind of person who tries to grub some self-esteem by making pointless diatribes.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Can somebody tell me what

Can somebody tell me what in the heck Obama always seems to be looking at above the crowds he speaks to (see post picture for example)?

I just want to slap the taste out of his mouth when he projects this smug persona!

Sven

It's his Hillary imitation.

Pretty soon he'll point....and wave, like he recognizes someone in the crowd.

Sheesh!

 

Blonde

Very observant of you!

I know exactly what you're referring to: she'll look out into the crowd, appear excited, point to somebody or something, and then cackle! Well, even if you can't hear her cackle, just knowing that she's doing it still makes my skin crawl! ;-)

Precisely, sven

Obama is the consummate mimic.

He's perfected every successful thing his opponents have ever done....well, except for that decision-making thingy.  That one's going to be a tad more difficult than taking on mannerisms, policy positions, and smelly ex-staffers.

Before he's done, he's going to make "Bushism's" obsolete....the man can't talk off the cuff to save his life (he sounds like a harbor seal, uh, uh, uh!).

Good to see you here, my friend. 

 

 

→ He's chosen well

The stacatto of his speech (when reading from a teleprompter) is a mimic of Martin Luther King.

I doubt it's by chance.

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Blonde, you've nailed it!

He's perfected every successful thing his opponents have ever done....well, except for that decision-making thingy.

I think this ties in exactly with what Rush has said (paraphrasing) that this guy is just enamored with "being the president", not all the decisions that will have to be made, but just the "Hey, I'm president...this is cool!" This is truly scary!

Before he's done, he's going to make "Bushism's" obsolete....the man can't talk off the cuff to save his life (he sounds like a harbor seal, uh, uh, uh!).

Oh, no doubt! This dude can't form a coherent sentence without a telepromtor, but yet the drive-bys are singing this doofs praises of being sooo elequent. Barf!

By-the-way, good to see you as well! :-)

 

 

 

 

My Obama observations

End with this....every time I see him, I get a picture in my mind's eye of Eddie Murphy doing Buckwheat.

Munce, tyce, fee times a mady!

I'll leave it at that.

Okay....I'll get banned....but it was worth it.

 

 

ROFLMAO!!

ROFLMAO!!

Sven

I edited my post...just had to include the link.

My little present to you!

 

Blonde

Thanks for the link...just watched it! Too funny! I hadn't seen this in years. Almost sprayed my screen with Rice Krispies!

I'll never be able to see Obama the same way again. Whenever he's giving one of his speeches, this Buck Wheat sound track will be playing in my mind!

Heaven knows I'll need some laughs during The One's presidency!

Thanks!

→ Un Panona Banca

My favorite was Buckwheat sings Slim Whitman.

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Righto!

The man who sells more records in Kenya than Elvis!!!!!

Buckwheat!

(OMO...I just caught that...after listening to the Buckwheat vid for the umpteenth time.....was Eddie Murphy a genius, or WHAT?)

1:38....and put down your beverages at 1:30!!!!  Fair warning.

§ PITTER!!! I'M CALLING YOU OUT!!! GOT GUTS??

Here Pitter...Pitter...

Say hello to your new friend....

I'll be following you around this site from NOW ON!!!

Sooo...be a man...or little girl...and say hello to me!!

Waiting....

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Go get him, Ster

You have a true gift and I am so glad you use it for good and not evil.

And another bunch of

And another bunch of no-nothings that know everything.

Hey, Critter It's

Hey, Critter

It's "know-nothings".

I wish foreigners and or the uneducated would use English spell-checkers.

One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

And yet you're here...

Are you here because we are no-nothings and you are trying to lift us up, or are you trying to learn from us since we know everything?

Ian Anderson

Or are we here for the glory
for the story
for the gory satisfaction
Of telling you how absolutely awful you really are

- A Passion Play

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No-nothings?  There you go

No-nothings?  There you go flattering us when there are people who have really worked hard for that title. 

It really isn't fair to BJ Clinton, Hitlery Clinton, Bawny Fwank, Ted Kennedy, Joe Biden, the Obamatron, Babs Streisand, Sean Penn, and all the other Hollywoodenheads who have truly earned that affectionate title.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Pitter

Does your mom know you're using her computer?

§Pitter..Really?? Define everything?

Let's play a game of knowing things-and-stuff...shall we??

Question:

IS A DONUT WITH NO HOLE A DANISH OR A PASRTY??  AND WHY??

If you are so "smart" answer this question and give an explanation for that answer.

Waiting.... 

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

I predict a very long

I predict a very long wait.

Methinks this is called

***crickets chirping*****

But I could be wrong.

 

Pitter Must Have Been Caught

Pitter's mom must have found out he was using her computer again.

Ster,

LOL-Its going to take him all week to google that on his dial-up.

-Dave

“Them that’s going get on the wagon. Them that ain’t get out of the way.” -While there is still time.

Danish or Pastry

Before or after you eat it?

I HAVE COMCAST...

And the really cool part of it is when the throning ceremony, uh I mean Inaugration starts I have "On Demand" and I can watch re-runs and movies for free.