Maher Insults Alabama and Mississippi Voters: 'Toothless Tuesday Too Tight to Tally'
HBO's Bill Maher on Tuesday took a disgusting cheap shot at Alabama and Mississippi voters.
With all eyes on Republican primaries in those states, Maher sent a message via Twitter saying, "Toothless Tuesday too tight to tally!"

This came just days after he and his Real Time panel mocked poor people in Mississippi.
Their behavior was even too offensive for Roseanne Barr who tweeted Tuesday, "I was really disheartened to see how Pelosi's daughter& Bill Maher portrayed southern americans-classism at its best by H'wood elitists."
Barr followed this up with, "southern folk are not all toothless idiots or racists, unlike what bill maher &pelosi's daughter want us to think."
You know what they say - when you've lost Roseanne Barr...
Readers are reminded that this is the same man that gave $1 million to Barack Obama's Super PAC.
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The President has to be so proud of this supporter.
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Glad you explained it; I
Submitted by IrateNate on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:00pm.
Glad you explained it; I always equate Barney Frank with Toothless Tuesday...
Wow,
Submitted by Boudin on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:06pm.
I think this creep is self-combusting. Cant wait for the finally
And Now NS is linked by Drudge
Submitted by Blonde on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 3:02pm.
As you said, Boudin.....exploding heads on election night is going to be soooo much fun!
Handy Reference Guide to Obama's Gaffes and Goofs ~ Currently Numbering 200 (and Counting)
sad when
Submitted by ron on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:07pm.
someone is a pompous buffoon and doesn't have enough sense to know it.
One would think Owebama would say enough.....
Submitted by merly1 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:08pm.
here's your $$$$ back!
Brainless Buffoon
Submitted by Charlie-1 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:11pm.
Have to think that this no talent hack is lapping up the comments made about him and the hypocrisy by the left against those on the right when a comment is made.
His are reasoned and specific to illicit response anymore and that would give him fuel. We can wish as opposed to hoping that he eventually eats his words and suffers the consequences of being an ass.
⇒ Keep it up
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:16pm.
This gift keeps on giving. That photo is nothing less than Bill Maher rubbing the President's nose in his (The President's) own hypocrisy.
That photo should henceforth be referred to as "The Teachable Moment".
It reminds America that the President has no moral compass, even when exercising his role as a father to two very young women..
My cousins think Maher is
Submitted by Dan The Man 2 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:18pm.
My cousins think Maher is funny and spot on.
As opposed to Rice-Bran Friday? Goat Yogurt Saturday?
Submitted by Tim Graham on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:20pm.
Get a load of what this freak has in the fridge:
Always in the fridge: Rice-bran complex; organic vegetables; fruit; chlorophyll; wheat-free and yeast-free bread; goat cheese; goat yogurt; flaxseed and hempseed oils; hempseed butter; almondseed butter; organic eggs; black cherry concentrate; and herbs. Anything that goes wrong with the body I can fix with herbs.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/18/magazine/18domains.html
~You know, I'm all about some healthy eating
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:41pm.
but half that list is stuff that only navel-gazing hypochondriacs with OCD and IBS would eat.
Prepare for Maher to
Submitted by NC Cop on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:24pm.
Prepare for Maher to completely self destruct when Obama loses.
I just noticed the big fake
Submitted by lesterwink23 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:28pm.
I just noticed the big fake check in the picture...the writing looks like it was done by a 6 year old. Makes sense, since that's where Maher's intellectual maturity wise. As far as the tweet, is anyone really surprised by anything this sociopath says anymore?
Gee, I thought liberals were
Submitted by ant on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:29pm.
Gee, I thought liberals were 'compassionate'. If you take his so-called joke at face value, why has he no concern for those 'lower-class' that can't afford decent dental care? Don't they have as much a right for the taxpayers to fix their teeth as a poor.litle, ole' law student has to taxpayer funds to spread her 'wealth' around?
Lynyrd Skynrd
Submitted by GatorEd on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:37pm.
Just like Neil Young, "Southern man don't need him around, anyhow."
Ah, bigotry from the left. I
Submitted by tcm14 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:41pm.
Ah, bigotry from the left. I would rather hang out with the good people in the south than a hate-monger like Maher any day of the week.
What about Hawaii's, first Republican causcussesss ever.
Submitted by upcountrywater on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:54pm.
Don't we get a rating, sheesh a state, ain't that a step up from Guam er American Samoa, er even Saipan...
Get to vote in a window @ 6 to 8 pm .... miles away....
Got my photo ID and I'm sure whomever is there will record my ballot number in their fat little book of voting records.
As far as being the most Southern racist state in the nation, Hawaiii WINS HANDS DOWN!
The back woods hicks, here well, hell ... maybe killa can explain it better than I can.
All I can say I'll be voting against the dudes with white shirts black ties and name tags...
NTTAWWT...
You Didn't Build That.
Well, no ka oi, we DO live in
Submitted by killa37 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:40am.
Well, no ka oi, we DO live in the People's Republic of Hawaii............where about 50% of the state's workforce work for the government - in some form or another - so guys like you are me are bound to lose EVERY TIME!!! And, yeah, as far as being racist??? I"m tired of these mainland people telling us about 'racism'.................................we've got it in 'spades' over here!!!
They wouldn't even know how to START to deal with it!!! And Boy Barry is so far down the pecking order - with regards to 'race'...............his big claim to fame here is that he's got people believing that he was actually BORN here!!! Hahahahahaha!!
Northern born, but Southern bred,
Submitted by fscarn on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:01pm.
My take is that this guy is only doing this is rattle cages.
Don't get too riled by it all. That's his aim,
Politically Incorrect
Submitted by Kingfish17 on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:04pm.
I remember this guys show on late night television, called Politically Incorrect. I checked it out the first time it was on, and remember thinking that it would be sweet to finally have a commentator on who didn't tow the politically correct line. It didn't take too long of watching that show to realize that it was about as politically correct as you could possibly get. He's hasn't changed a bit over the years. He is still at it, taking cheap shots at the only group of Americans where it's still politically correct to do so.
"You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas...on the taxpayer’s dime." Barack Obama
I can see that this dumb ass
Submitted by ConservativeRex on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:11pm.
I can see that this dumb ass keeps his sorry butt indoors all the time. Because if he ventured outside someone will kick his ass.
What a despicable idiot. One day, he's going to get that ugly nose of his rearranged. I won't have the opportunity to do it though I wish I would. I hope someone does, and soon.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
Toothless
Submitted by sngnsgt on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:31pm.
Them there toothless bumpkins vote and they have gun racks in their pickups, Billy boy. Keep talkin' college boy. You'll talk Barry back to civilian life. Yes, we pray for that!!
DDS
Submitted by CJohnson on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:11am.
Teeth can be fixed, but stupid can't.
Mississippi story
Submitted by diskinetic on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:23am.
My sister moved to New York during the early 2000s, barely missed being right in the middle of Ground Zero. She would constantly get chided for being their "token redneck" at the office. Most of it was in good fun, of course, but the overriding assumption was there.
One day, the usual "Do they wear shoes in Mississippi?" jokes were flying about. She graciously and calmly told her co-workers, "I lived in Mississippi all my life, and the only bare feet I saw were at the swimming pool. I've lived in New York for one year, and I've seen two different women peeing on the stairs of the subway."
Oh, and one Brooklyn guy heard her Southern (not country, by the way) accent, and asked her if she was from England. I kind of found that charming.
It's amusing to watch these
Submitted by big.league.slider on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 1:40am.
It's amusing to watch these liberal snobs like Maher keep insulting the American heartland. They live in a tiny, cloistered world, where all of their friends share their elitist attitudes and bigotry.
I'd love to see this loud-mouthed liberal sissy tell a proud, hard-working, church-going, single-parent, independent southern black woman that she is a clueless idiot by voting for a conservative Republican that shares her values and intends to treat her as an adult.
Little Miss Billy would get slapped upside his head.
The sad thing
Submitted by panzerakc on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 1:45am.
Is that if Bill Maher were travelling by car through the South, and his car broke down, all those folks that he's busily mocking would fall over themselves to help him.
I was born and raised in the South, so I know that's how it would happen.
Oh, and does Maher remember that Bill Clinton is from the South?
And Jimmy
Submitted by Boudin on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:47am.
Carter.
Given that I have maybe .001 lives left here at NB...
Submitted by Dave. on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:11am.
...and that I have lived 99.999999% of my life in the northern half of Atlanta, or no more than 12 miles in the same direction from its center proper, I have no comment.
But may God have mercy on this commie puke POS if he ever drives through here and breaks down, because I can pretty much promise you I won't have any.
Southern hospitality does have its limits, after all.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Hell, Dave...........I might
Submitted by killa37 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:24am.
Hell, Dave...........I might have just used up my own last ,0001 here at NB..............for what I consider to be a rather innocuous statement - that was TRUE!!!! I guess the trolls and newbies get more respect than we do!!! If I wanted 'politically correct', I guess I could have chosen another website, right???
killa, there are no more "conservative" websites anymore...
Submitted by Dave. on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 3:24am.
...and there probably haven't been since back in the early 1990's Usenet days.
We are now supposed to be "polite" to the communist left that is literally on the verge of destroying our America.
But don't dare refer to them as communists, as the so-called "conservatives" of this age apparently don't even know what a communist even is.
Funny, as I have not a few family members still around who once killed these pukes, and would often go back to make damn sure the commie bastards were actually dead.
And don't even get me started on the camel-washers who want to kill us all, as apparently offending them is now verboten, too.
Just ask Erick Erickson, he of RedState fame, who, just before I was banned from his site, had an actual Muslim writing for him.
Amazing how deep into the American psyche that PC bullsh*t has reached.
Little wonder this country is on its last breath.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
You speak TROOF,
Submitted by killa37 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 3:32am.
You speak TROOF, Dave....................and I sent you an email.
I guess I have to keep my vocabulary down to some 'acceptable' level around here............although it's generally not even close to being in the same ballpark as the people we purport to be trying to 'beat'!!!! I DID go to school, and I DO have an IQ, and I CAN engage in a lucid and coherent conversation..................but I guess that's just not enough. I don't suffer fools well at all - I guess that's my downfall.
Speaking as an Alabama-born
Submitted by LinTaylor on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 3:49am.
Speaking as an Alabama-born Georgia resident with a Mensa-level IQ and strong Libertarian beliefs, I just have one thing to say about Bill Maher.
Go f*** yourself, you worthless, oozing, festering pustule of hatred and ignorance.
Heh, heh, Lin - don't hold back.
Submitted by acaiguana on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:46am.
Tell him how you really feel.
ACA
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Is it any wonder?
Submitted by rixter on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 9:46am.
Is it any wonder Southerners despise East and West coast elitist?
Southerners???? I'm over here
Submitted by killa37 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 1:39pm.
Southerners???? I'm over here in Asia, and I think they're all a bunch of delusional, self-absorbed twits!!!!! And that's being polite!!
Bill Maher and his very popular tv show
Submitted by ricardo4max on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:24am.
Wouldn't it be something if this vile piece of human debris had HIS show cancelled? I would start a letter writing campaign to HBO. It's time for Democrats that really believe in America and our American way and Constitution to distance themselves from the modern day Democrat Party of Marxists and radical thugs.
Sounds nice
Submitted by NC Boy on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:28am.
But Bill Maher would be the last one out the door right before HBO closed its doors. Just as well hope that PBS will give up its love affair with Bill Moyers.
The bigotry of Liberals is LEGION.
Submitted by H_Tuttle on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:40am.
The bigotry of Liberals is LEGION.
Bill Maher-Obama
Submitted by NVRAT on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:52am.
Is not a funny guy nor is he an idiot. He is however a Bigot and Racist. That`s all I have to say about a Democratic Sociopath. Do as I have done call your Cable or Satellite provider and tell them you want to drop your HBO service because of Maher, you might loose a few other channels that have movies etc. on them but at least you will not be directly supporting Maher-Obama and Hollywood`s Communist Elites. If enough people would take this approach then maybe we can all get revenge in our little world of conservatism. You might be sup-prized you will not miss a thing there are lots of things on TV that are more informing that Hollywood propaganda. Have a Good day Ya all.
where is the outrage ?
Submitted by rowdygirl on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:52am.
Why is his vile hatred and bigotry accepted by the left? I know... dumb question.
Tam
Maher is not funny...
Submitted by TxnByBrth on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 10:59am.
I have tried to watch Maher several times since his show began...I love comics/comedians and each time I tuned it I kept thinking I was missing something because his attempt at being funny wasn't working...and I'm guessing the majority of viewers feel the same way.
It seems that when you fail as a comic/comedian you, if you time it just right, you can get a cable show...when that fails, as this appears to be doing, you run for political office, which he'll likely win (as did Al Franken). I guess the urge to be funny never ceases for them because, as Will Rogers once said, "With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke." This is still true today...
Northerners know nothing
Submitted by GABlueStarMom on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:31am.
Northerners know nothing about us and we know all about them and quite frankly we DO NOT want to be like them!
Whoa, hold up a second there
Submitted by dzejk113 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:10pm.
not everyone from the north is a liberal, and if that's what you think, then you really don't know all about northerners. There are lots of conservatives in the north, the problem is our voices keep getting drowned out by the bleating of the liberal sheeple in the cities (and, quite probably, rampant voter fraud).
Public Face
Submitted by paperpushermj on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:41am.
I just wanted to say thank You Mr Maher:
You have for many become the one person
that the public at large can say "This is The Democrat Party"
Yes Mr Maher or for many now known as Mr Democrat, for many when they think of Who or What is a Democrat... Your face and the Vile hateful small minded personal Cheep Shots that you are known for will become the Face of The Democrat Party.
Thank You Thank You Thank You
I don't know, It was TOOFLESS for 'dem' too ....
Submitted by Chicagoray40 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:07pm.
That's ebonics,with a Chicago ghetto dialect btw....; )
And to this a h o l e , there's as many 'tooofless' leftists as there are anybody, that you can take to the insolvent bank. Look at every crackhead in Homowood. Charlie Sheen, no teeth, Whitney Houston fake teeth everyone thought were real because she lied about it to hide her 'crackhead' alter-ego, and that list goes on and on, particularly once you cross over to the Obama voter constituency, that's for dammnnnnn sure. And I'll tell you how I know this;
In addition to full time graphics and publishing work from home each day, I work part time overnights on weekends at a Chicagoland 911 center, and the bruthers and illegals call 911 all the time for 'tooofaches' I swear to the lord above. It's in incredibly accurate gauge of the freaking stupidity festering in this nation from all the third worlder's who've hijacked this place, despite their relatively low numbers total population wise..... although about 70% of the violent crime comes from that 30%, amazingly enough, and I'd say damn near 90% of the chronic stupidity plaguing this nation.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. –Albert Einstein My Twitter
Witless and brainless maher
Submitted by truspeek on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:12pm.
My cancellation of HBO is totally attributed to the scheduling of dullards such as maher and allowing jerks to have their own shows. No way will I allow my money to go towards this jerks existence.
Mr. Maher,
Submitted by nolefan2 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 12:32pm.
I would proudly be a toothless conservative than a brainless liberal any day. I just hope all this bigotry toward the South will convince people who haven't made up their minds about Obama to seriously consider giving a conservative Republican an opportunity to fix the mess Obama has gotten us into.
Democrats won't like this.
Submitted by DoggyDaddy on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 1:25pm.
Maher should not insult his fellow Democrats like this. He can use all the friends he can get!
Greg Guttfeld made a great point on the 5.
Submitted by VanPastorMan on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:12pm.
He said that if they took their cameras into a major city like Detroit and showed poor people there then they would be considered racists. Yet poor white people are fair game. I bet a lot of those people without teeth didn't choose to not have teeth. They can't afford to go to the dentist. So it's ok to make fun of folks like that on HBO. Thankfully I don't get HBO.
An end to 'tolerence'
Submitted by Ruler4You on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:27pm.
It's time people stood up for themselves. You have to PAY to get this offensive pig on your TV? I've lived in the South. I know people there are much smarter than this swine. If you can't get rid of HBO on your "cable' package, I'd get rid of the whole enchilada. Most of it is mindless c r a p any way. And Maher only proves my point.
Cancel HBO AND Get Bill Maher Fired
Submitted by Motormouth KOS on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:27pm.
Best approach I can offer. HBO is owned by Time-Warner. Here is TW's CEO and General Counsel contact data.
Time Warner CEO/President
Glenn A. Britt:
Phone: (203) 328-0670
Fax: (203) 328-3295
glenn.britt@twcable.com
Time Warner General Counsel
Marc Lawrence Apfelbaum
Phone: (203) 328-0631
Fax: (203) 328-4094
marc.lawrence-apfelbaum@twcable.com
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OMG OMG OMG OMG
Submitted by not on my watch on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:21pm.
we must activate our army now! He said something politically incorrect again! Boycott his sponsors and get him off the air. Media Matters.....where are you? we need your help.
Sleeper account activated.
Submitted by Radical1979 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:44pm.
.
You have that right, Radical.
Submitted by acaiguana on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 7:40pm.
It is noted.
ACA
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