Behar: Beck, Conservatives Like Kids 'Who Eat Their Own Boogers'

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Joy Behar, HLN's conservative-basher of record, today derided conservatives as immature bullies who smell bad and pick their noses. Obama, by Behar's account is the smart kid in class who knows all the answers but keeps letting the bullies push him around.

Her bully characterization is astoundingly hypocritical, given that she goes on to suggest that Obama bully Glenn Beck and other conservative commentators into silence. And the President hardly seems like the kid on the playground "least likely to fight back." He certainly has the means, and has been using his pulpit to deride Fox News for the past two weeks for saying things that he doesn't like.

In the schoolyard of American politics, President Obama is the big, smart kid with all of the test answers who's being bullied by a bunch of Neanderthal ankle-biters from all sides.

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Meanwhile, all the teachers are wondering, "Why does he take this crap? He's bigger and smarter than all the other kids."

It's no surprise the Glenn Becks of the world have been attacking Obama since the moment he stepped into the Oval Office. Beck and his blathering buddies on the right -- you know, the stinky kids in the coatroom who eat their own boogers.

Readers may have been surprised after Behar offered such a masterful and enlightening insight into the American political arena, that she went on to offer an absurd revisionist attack on the Bush administration.

The majority of the country is behind Obama [really?]. The situation just seems worse than it is because we're not used to this new era, in which you can actually criticize the president without being shouted down as an unpatriotic, Socialist, traitorous, granny-killing, freedom hater. After eight years of a presidency shrouded in darkness, we're not used to seeing the president's supporters, of all people, shining a light on his shortcomings.

Yes, this new era in which those who criticize the president are considered responsible agents of political dissent protected by the First Amendment. This era in which those critics are not dubbed racists by the news media and former heads of state, or accused of being un-American by the nation's eminent political leaders. Thank goodness we're beyond all that.

Back to the schoolyard, where Barry Obama is being bullied. You know what? He's big, he can take it. You know why? Because not only is he right in his beliefs, but he knows that if push comes to shove, he can lay out the rest of these runts with a couple of good smacks of his presidential pen.

Hmm. Laying out critics of the President with a couple smacks of his pen sounds terribly authoritarian. Is Behar suggesting that Obama could silence the few opponents remaining among major media outlets? What a wonderful new golden age of tolerance it is, when we afford the political opposition such tolerance respect.

Behar is morally outraged that people might criticize or, heaven forbid, oppose the President's agenda. When pundits such as her hurl around these epithets and childish accusations, and suggest that Obama use his executive power to silence dissent, they are revealing their true colors. Dissent is only acceptable when a Republican is in power.

When a Democrat is president, take cover. Behar and her ilk will come out swinging.


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"you smell" Well that pretty

"you smell"

Well that pretty much sums up leftist politics. Thanks behar.

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Prestitiutes

Fewer every time she opens her mouth

Beck, known for....

....his use of props, hasn't used boogers yet, as far as I know. 

 

If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.

I lost on Jeopardy!

I'd like to see the human tampon on Jeopardy!

Its funny you should

Its funny you should mention human tampon. My oldest son was wrestling with the idea of  becoming  an OBGYN, so I suggested to him that beforeI spring the money for med school, he needs to sit in front of the telly for a min. of 8 hours watching nothing but the same episode of Joy Behar and then decide if he wants to spend his days staring at the likes.

 

 

We retort, you decide!

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't read past the

I couldn't read past the 2nd paragraph...this woman's maturity level never made it past the 2nd grade level.

Pathetic.

'Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea'~Breitbart

You and me both!!   Facts

You and me both!!  

Facts are like kryptonite to the liberal.

There's something not quite

There's something not quite right in the head with this looney. It's more than leftist politics or trying to get ratings, or trying to stand out. It looks like Asperger's Syndrome or something close to it.

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

celator...I have to take issue...

with part of your comment...As someone who has a family member who has Asperger's Syndrome, please don't disparage those who have Asperger's by equating Behar's idiotic, ignorant and despicable comments and behavior with theirs. 

Thanks.

"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan

Prairie.. my humble

Prairie.. my humble apologies. I wasn't in the least making light of those with Aspeger's. I should have made that much clearer.

I was picking up on Behar's behavior. She does seem to display these symptoms:

# Not pick up on social cues and may lack inborn social skills, such as being able to read others' body language, start or maintain a conversation, and take turns talking.

It is a very serious medical condition, and I know you already know that. On reflection, I should have refrained from the reference altogether.

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

celator...Thanks for that...

And I understand the point you were trying to make. However, in Behar's case, I don't think Asperger's is in play here. 

Pure and simple, she is just a complete imbecile. 

"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan

"Enough"

I consider myself to be an intelligent and reasonable person.

I have to confess however, that I am intellectually challenged to even come up with anything that is logical or thoughtful when it comes to Behar.

"Nobody Hates Like a Liberal"

Honestly

I have never heard of this booger eating thing until joygirl mentioned it. Obviously she has practiced this habit. I think we should send her some tissues.

When all else fails, try body waste humor.

 

Is Joyless still living on

Is Joyless still living on the playground trying desperately to hang with the cool kids?  Wake up Joyless high school is long gone and your taunts mean nothing. 

Your messiah has been wrong about everything and since he hasn't been able to stifle free speech and fair comment and criticism yet he will have to put up with it, or haven't you noticed that you, Joyless, benefit to the same rights that you are attacking. Oy vey these lieberals sure can dish it out, but cannot take it!

Sheesh who could stomach watching this stuff, it's enough for me to read the transcripts, of thes shows, on this website!

Facts are like kryptonite to the liberal.

i think the scarecrow had

i think the scarecrow had more of a brain than this dunce.

right of way, and furthermore...

Is this woman getting uglier or is it just my imagination?

"Inferior people should not be employed." - Nick Danger, Third Eye

Just one word for "Joy"

 (The name itself, for her, invokes laughter!!)

But what a turd.

This Amoeba Brain

This Amoeba brain actually has a Talk show? Once again I say she is one botched abortion that I am favor of allowing them to try over again! Everything she accuses Bush  and Conservatives of is an example of looking in the mirror and seeing someone else. All I can say is Joy baby, lets see what happens to all you Commie loving libs when we are silenced! When Obama and his comrades are done with us, you are next. He'll take your wealth and freedom too!

GA... People like her are

GA...

People like her are too brain-dead to realize this...same as they look at being nice to the terrorists...they think they somehow would be excluded from any of their plans/wrath/death.

They really think they are 'Special'!

'Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea'~Breitbart

Behar...I think someone must have dropped...

Joy on her head as as child.

Repeatedly. 

"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan

And, most likely,

And, most likely, intentionally. It didn't work - she still has no sense.

OBAMA = One Big Ass Mistake, America!

Sooo...

Joy Behar said, "...he can lay out the rest of these runts with a couple of good smacks of his presidential pen." 

Does that mean:

a) he could censor Fox?

b) he could take over Fox?

c) he could dictate programing to Fox?

She is openly advocating that the president of the United States use the power of his office (power that he does NOT HAVE constitutionally, BTW) to silence a legitimate news media outlet for reporting facts and political opinions.

That's the only way to read that.  Am i wrong?  

Is she so stupid that she doesn't know what she is advocating?

She's too stupid...

to even KNOW that she's stupid!

Sorry Joy

Conservatives outnumber Liberals 2 to 1 per Gallup:

http://www.gallup.co...

 

The Democratic party makes the Keystone Cops look like a precision drill team and 'their' Congress wins the Rube Goldberg award.

Yeah buddy but no one is reporting that fact!

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

Judging from the look on her face

 

joy has eaten more than her share of boogers.

BUT!  She is a liberal, so it is to be expected.

http://gjresult.com

 

Behar, liberals like kids

Behar, liberals like kids who steal and eat other people's boogers.

Please Noel

Stop wasting valuable cyberspace. No more stories with JoyJoy please.

→ Eating Boogers

Here's Barack Obama actually eating a booger.  Sarkozy looks grossed out by it.

Maybe Joy missed it. 

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Nice, CA.  I had forgotten

Nice, CA.  I had forgotten that one.  President "Booger" Hussein Obama!

I was going to say Uhbama is the illiterate kid who schmoozed his way through school and copied off the smart kids for all the tests.  Behar is his doting mommy, refusing to believe that there could be anything wrong with her sainted little Barry. 

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

After watching that, CA.

I feel confident that I nose at least some salty morsels (so I'm told) won't soon be taxed by the food czar. 

 

Hi. My name is John Q. Public, but some just call me racist.

→ It's Green

Can't deny it's green, and it's the ultimate in recycling.

He probably gets tax credits for snacking on them.

Save a pork rind - Eat a booger! 

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Obamorsels

If he packaged his "Obamorsels" and sold them (toasted, with nothing artificial added) they would become Joy's favorite snack food, and Oprah would be reaching for the dip. All proceeds would go to the Communist Party. And because he cares so much about the nation's health, Obamorsels would be provided free to children in public schools as part of a balanced diet. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

Conservatives: "Kids who

Conservatives: "Kids who eat their own boogers"

Behar: Booger 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

She is an embarrassment, but lacks the intelligence...

She is an embarrassment, but lacks the intelligence to know it. She is sad, really.

Little Meowzers...

They starve for the justifications of their radical Marxist transformations. Their a bunch of toothless lions who can only roar limitless right wing insults.

Joy knows all about boogers

because it is the basis of her hair gel. The reason she is a 'comedian' and flings out jokes is to hide her lack of intelligence. She is a sad and bitter bully who relishes in attacking people with her crass mouth.  The term 'bi*ch' for Behar demeans female dogs.  She should take O'Reilly's advice and dedicate her life to live up to her name.

In the schoolyard of

In the schoolyard of American politics, President Obama is the big, smart kid with all of the test answers who's being bullied by a bunch of Neanderthal ankle-biters from all sides.

He may have all the test answers, but that's not because he's smart...it's because a) his goons have stolen the test answers and b) he's the beneficiary of media-driven social promotion...he's gotten automatic advancement without the media testing him to see if he actually knows the answers.  Obama has actually beaten the Peter Principle in that he's risen well beyond his level of incompetence.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

I would say you have it

I would say you have it exactly.......right, Fitz, absolutely right!

Facts are like kryptonite to the liberal.

Choices, Choices, Choices.....

Given the choice of eating a booger or Joy; I'd take the booger every time. In fact if there is any man stupid enough to choose Joy over the booger, you can book that he'd react much like Woody Harrelson's character, Roy Munson, in the movie, King Pin; whom had to pay his rent by servicing the grotesquely ugly land lady.

Stupid is

As Stupid says trying to be both "hip" and "funny" and failing on both ends. Her only real costant gig is that show... Veiw?..... and she's plays second fiddle to a Libby named Whoopie. Sheesh. Maybe the White House hangs on her every hew-haw but the rest of the world only wished Kennison would come back and slap her down.

What????

"Back to the schoolyard, where Barry Obama is being bullied. You know what? He's big, he can take it. "

He can take it???  The man is so thin-skinned he's practically an animated Mr. Anatomy, one of those plastic tranparent figures whose guts one can look at.

I've yet to see him "take" anything.

no guts

Holeinthehull

You could see clear through him "he has no guts" or any other "uts"

Exactly.  The WH is full

Exactly.  The WH is full of whining crybabies.  They're not even mature enough for the schoolyard. 

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

Obama reminds of the tall

Obama reminds of the tall kid who bullied until he got exposed as a wuss. Then he became the "cool" pacifist who avoided confrontation, explains why he can't handle the heat.

Don't know about boogers

But never thought I would see shit piled that high with a red wig and earrings.

The liberal mind is full of all things childish...

It's the nature of the aberration.

  Children on a playground are generally more civilized than this infantile waste of space and time.

Obama is a liar and Truth is

killing his Marxist agenda.

And, Joyless Blowhard comes

And, Joyless Blowhard comes across as a person who plays in her own feces.  No wonder she is so intellectually gifted. 

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

Nevermind the rock music..

Nevermind the rock music.. she should have been used for torture at Gitmo.

The pathetic state that

The pathetic state that HLN's in is demonstrated by the fact that, apparently, anyone can get their own show on it. They just throw any old crap up against the wall to see if it'll stick - or not slide all the way down to the floor. This is a network who's time has come - and gone.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

LOL!  HLN had Beck and

LOL! 

HLN had Beck and lost him! I don't even like the guy but his 5pm ratrings are huge.  They approach ratings of the evening shows (when more people are home).

I hink I liked Beck more

I think I liked Beck more when he was on that rickety channel. He wasn't quite as - er - er - frenetic. Maybe I just admired him like one admires a scraggly flower pushing up through a crack in a cruddy sidewalk - it ain't that pretty, but next to everything else... Anyway, I guess I'm in the minority - because a lot of people sure seem to like him just fine now. 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

What is HLN?  

What is HLN?

 

HLN

Head Lice Network? nah (but it does go with boogers)

Hairy Little Nubbies? nope

Horny Liberal Nerds? geez, get that image out of my head!

How about Headline News, otherwise known as CNN-Lite, otherwise knows as the  smaller offshoot of the lowest-rated cable news network!

Someone needs to flick a

Someone needs to flick a booger on that mouthy dingbat.

Mmm - mmm - Mm . . . Barack Hussein Obama

Read Behar's quote again -- allow me to break it down as lyrics:

"Back to the schoolyard, where Barry Obama is being bullied. You know what? He's big, he can take it. . . 

". . . not only is he right in his beliefs,  but he . . . can lay out the rest of these runts . . . "

It has curious similarities to the lyrics in the infamous praise-Obama call-and-response diddy sung by the young school children, but more combative. 

On a different note, it's interesting that the loyal subjects of Obama-dom like Behar are already perceiving that their hero is being bullied by conservative media.   They belittle Fox News, and Limbaugh, et al, as being the voice of a sliver of society (to paraphrase leftist Joe Klein), yet they credit it with neutralizing Obama's effectiveness.  The hopeful Behar even suggests that Obama has not yet begun to fight back (to paraphrase American naval hero John Paul Jones), as if any day now he will seize the initiative and win the day. 

I suspect she's not alone.

 

 

Rosie Behar...

seems to have returned to her highest level of education to draw her analogy.

Does it not cross this

Does it not cross this bimbos mind that we've never seen ANY test scores of Obamas.DOES he know the answers?

DOES he know the answers?

I don't think he even knows the questions.

Hey There Little Schoolgirl

In "the schoolyard of American politics," the lefties are the kids who want to change the rules to suit themselves. Remember this little schoolgirl?     http://www.youtube.com/watch?V=NJxmpTMG 

→ Simon & Garfunkel again?

That's a tough obscure title to follow. 

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Steppenwolf

I think it's a lyric from a Steppenwolf song. Anyway I screwed up the above YouTube address. (It was supposed to be a small "v")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMG 

WARNING! Content may be objectionable to booger eaters! 

I can't figure out how to make it turn into an automatic link. 

I'm not an expert, but...

I'm not an expert, but... There's a small symbol (3 links of a chain) at the bottom left of the text box. I copy a link and paste it, then highlight the text and click on that symbol.

This is probably not the correct way, I still haven't figured out how to rename links.

Dan Diego

Thanks for the tips. I'll do some experimenting!

→ Dan Diego

Try this

  1. In your comment box type Hello 
  2. Open another browser window (let's use Drudge)
  3. Highlight the contents of the Address ie. http://www.drudgerep...
  4. ctrl c (same as copy)
  5. Toggle back to your comment box.
  6. Highlight the word Hello and left click on the link symbol.
  7. Left click into the Link url block (nothing will happen yet)
  8. ctrl v (same as paste) (now the link copies in)
  9. Click the Insert button of the link block you're working in

I hope that works.  I'm not very good at giving directions.

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SD, If you want to link music

One has the option of opening in same window.

However

8a. open in different window....

Then you can come back here and read stuff, while listening to music.

Sample below...

State controlled health care is Tort Reform. Update! music video.

This is in my  signature line, and that is well, a two windows open  then a drag and click, senario.

My thanks to both of you for

My thanks to both of you for the help.

Hyped on hyperlinked text

The easy way:

1. Have the NB message window open on one side of your monitor.

2. Have the other window open to the page you wasnt to link to. Bring it to the front, but do not cover the message box on the NB page.

3. In the URL address line at the top of the other window, click on the icon immediately to the left to the URL. Don't release the mouse--just click and drag the icon to the message box on the NB page. 

Vwallah. The wonder of drag-and-drop technology.

 Of course, it works flawlessly on a Macintosh. Not sure about a PC with Windows, but I suppose it's the same. 

 

What a pig this woman is. 

What a pig this woman is.  How can she think she's qualified to discuss politics intelligently when she's so crude?  It only proves to me she can't come up with a valid argument.

Joy Behar?

I thought a house fell on her in 1939? 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

...And don't forget the Flying Booger Monkeys

Joy Behar is living proof that even a person with one brain cell can be hired to host a TV show.

→ Flying Booger Monkeys

I saw that flick. 

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Three Dimensions

Can you imagine Flying Booger Monkeys in 3-D?

→ Thanks ucw

I was hoping somebody understood it. 

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That sounds like a band

Tonight's concert features Squirrel Nut Zippers, with a special guest appearance by Joy and the Flying Booger Monkeys

Joy-Z

You're killin' me!

ONe Word

Classy.

 Yes, Joy, you display your class act everyday.  Next you will compare them to the monkeys at the zoo that throw poop.  Classy.

Who do you kiss with that mouth?

 

Joy Behar is simply out of it.

Joy Behar declares: “In the schoolyard of American politics, President Obama is the big, smart kid with all of the test answers who's being bullied by a bunch of Neanderthal ankle-biters from all sides.”  I wish this were funny.

Obama has had nine months in office and four years as a Senator to do his homework on Afghanistan. Obama does not have the answers; he is not even “present.”  He is AWOL.

In an important sense it does not matter what Obama finally decides to do concerning Afghanistan; he is already WEEKS too late for assuring the world that he is decisive.

Accordingly, he has failed as a leader.  Joy Behar doesn't get it, and is out of it.  No wonder Obama is her [faux] hero.  Her trenchant insights are commensurate with Obama's leadership.  She and Chris Tingle have a lot in common.  Maybe they should get married.

By the way, it is pretty clear the ankle-biters she has in mind are people like Glenn Beck.  What she does not realize -- what she is incapable of realizing -- is that the real ankle-biters (and worse) are plotting, in capitals all over the world, at this very moment how to take advantage America's hopelessly weak and ineffectual "President."

Bush for all his faults was a far superior leader compared to Obama; but the Liberal media does not think so, and in fact cannot imagine or comprehend it.  They do everything they can to tear down and destroy our real leaders, and exalt Potemkin leaders. They do not think they are traitors, but they are.

- Relying upon the Liberal Media for your information is like relying upon an embezzler for your portfolio management.

- I didn't leave the Republican Party; the Republican Party left me.

AWOL

He's AWOL, alright. Absent While On Links. 

"Boogerlicious" Behar

 

Oh, Joy....Norma Desmond called....wants her clothes and jewelry back.   Said your 15 minutes are up.....but she's ready for her closeup......

 

Obama Lies....Freedom Dies

school yard game

Obama is playing a school yard game...one called king of the mountain..

 

The game is simple. All smart mouthed fancy pants are allowed to talk, just to the point all the rest of kids then shove it all down his throat with a tackle.   Once smashed to the ground the next question is well want to do it again smart ass.

 

Conclusion Obama finds out really quick what it would've been like to grow up a kid in USA .

 

Lesson do not come to a fistfight with a pen..or do not come to gunfight with a knife..   These jokers are too wushy to know how wushy they are.

Joy would Know

 If anyone would know all about boogers it would be Joy Behar.

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have".


Thomas Jefferson

When comedians go bad

Hopefully Joy will lose her show before CNN goes completely out of business.  She probably has a show because she comes cheap and all the qualified hosts were busy or wanted nothing to do with  sinking ship. 

I usually like Joy but she is a bully when it comes to politics.  She cannot attack using issues and facts to support her positions and opinions so she resorts to child-like street fighting.  Nah, nah, your mama wears combat boots.  Grow up, Joy, and use your brain. I think, however, she resorts to bully comments because she has no way to defend what Obama is doing.

Joy's Boogers

This incisive political insight brought to us by a long-time veteran of The Viewgina Monologues.

 

Joy-less

"... we're not used to this new era, in which you can actually criticize the president without being shouted down as an unpatriotic, Socialist, traitorous, granny-killing, freedom hater."

No, Joy. We're "Teabagging rednecks. Racists. Straight up."

The Joy of ratings

TV by the Numbers, for Oct 23 (before the boogers) 

For the 9pm hour: 

Hannity –2,362,000 viewers (646,000) (1,059,000)
Latino In America —848,000 viewers (229,000) (307,000)
Rachel Maddow Show —945,000 viewers (257,000) (453,000)
New Age of Wal-Mart — 179,000 viewers (105,000) (67,000)
Joy Behar- 542,000 viewers (122,000) (252,000)

Fourth out of five. Not too impressive.  

For the entire evening:

P2+ Prime Time
FNC – 2,542,000viewers
CNN— 802,000 viewers
MSNBC –846,000 viewers
CNBC – a scratch w/103,000 viewers

HLN – 672,000 viewers 

 Cable News Ratings for October 22, 2009; Glenn Beck Ratings, O'Reilly Factor Ratings, Countdown With Keith Olbermann Ratings, Anderson Cooper Ratings, Larry King Ratings, Hannity Ratings - TV Ratings, Nielsen Ratings, Television Show Ratings | TVbytheNumbers.com

Please...

pretty please can we stop even posting about this wasteoid of a human being?  She is beyond irrelevant.  I would assume that most of us on NB would prefer not to lower ourselves to her pathetic level.  She is beneath dignity.  There are instances of media bias that need to be explored and discussed.  Behar is not one of them.

And, please, for the love of God, stop putting her pictures up...any pictures.  Her appearance is nauseating!

PAC

That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends,it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and toinstitute new government...

             ob

             obama has done nothing positive since he has been in office. Behar has no class, just like Olbermann.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Yeah, so brilliant

Obama's IQ=138. I guess categorized as "genius," but probably shared by commentators on Fox, even. And smart is as smart does.

IQ?

There's no evidence that the Bamster has even taken an IQ test, let alone scored 138. Any evidence of intelligence, if he has any, has been buried. I think perhaps his IQ may be over 100, but we just don't know. And btw, genius is generally accepted as 140+.

I got...

I got kicked out of Mensa for having a bad attitude. But then, you knew that.

 

Re Mensa

Even Mensa has tougher documentation standards for admittance than the US Presidential election.

Why yes

I believe the president was a little short on the paperwork, wasn't he?

 

→ StarAZ

That "138 IQ" comes from a website hook trying to get people to click and be introduced to their services.

He's smart enough to fool a fool.  That was obviously enough. 

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Try this, Joy

Instead of trying to be witty or scatological or shocking or whatever, nibbling on someone more successful (Beck), or making up excuses for a president who makes up his own excuses daily, why not concentrate on creating a show that is fact-filled, well researched, funny, interesting, and informative--maybe people will like you instead. See how it works?

 

Behar

Who cares? No one is watching. I can't wait for 2010 elections.