Anonymous Source: Bush Addicted to Chicken Kiev Served in Crawford Nursing Home

Underground Exclusive (h/t libertyordeath) It has been learned by the blog www.hellisforthebushfamily.com that George W. Bush has been caught by a freelance journalist sneaking into the nursing home rooms of Crawford seniors and stealing the uneaten lemon and chive dish. Further, an additional anonymous source has reported to the site that Bush stole the dentures of the seniors in question while committing the crime. “Bush, at about 12am was seen by several members of the orderly staff entering the premises and slipping into various rooms and committing the crime,” an orderly of the home said. “He then emerged from the last room and darted down the hall. An empty box of Efferdent was stuck to the cuff of his pants as he fled.” All calls to the White House have GONE (h/t MightyMouth) unanswered. More as we get it