HuffPo Blogger to Bill Clinton: Your Fault If Obama Loses

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Call it the Blame Game. The liberals are already coming up with excuses if Barack Obama loses in November. We have already seen how members of the MSM are blaming it on racism.  However, Huffington Post blogger, Paul Slansky, has found another villain: Bill Clinton. Slansky lays out the blame scenario in his blog:

Given that we would never have had the odious George W. Bush in the White House in the first place if it wasn't for your blow jobs, Bill, it seems obvious that you owe it to the people of this country, and especially to the parents whose kids died in the Iraq War that Gore would never have started, and to all the parents whose kids would be killed in the WarFest that would be a McCain/Palin -- sorry, Palin/McCain administration -- to do everything in your power to get Barack Obama elected.

 But that's not what you're doing, Bill, and it's not going unnoticed. We see your rage, Bill, it's too huge to hide. We see that -- as Chris Rock so brilliantly pointed out -- it pains you to even speak Obama's name. We see you petulantly rooting against him even as you go through the motions of doing the barest minimum on his behalf to avoid being blamed if he loses.

And Slansky sure isn't going to let Bill Clinton off the hook as you can see:

You're not fooling anyone, Bill. You've gotten so caught up in yesterday that you've stopped thinking about tomorrow. You have the power to influence millions of voters and you're spitefully sitting on it. Surely you've noticed what's going on in the country. Surely you're aware of what's at stake on November 4th. This is not a game that you can afford to take your ball and go home with if you don't get to play the position you want. An Obama loss will most certainly be part of your legacy.

Slansky doesn't sound too happy with Bill. However, he does offer Bill a way to redeem himself...by faking enthusiasm for Obama:

There's still time to fix it. How about this for an October surprise? Bill Clinton gets on the road and spends every day until the election sincerely and wholeheartedly communicating the urgency of electing Obama. You're the greatest politician of your generation, Bill. Surely you can fake enthusiasm for a month.

And if Obama loses, Slansky makes this threat against Clinton:

If Obama loses a close election -- one in which even one state where you could have made a difference goes for McCain because you sat home and pouted -- it will be on you. We will remember that you couldn't be bothered to rise above your petty resentments for something as trivial as saving your country from the enemies of everything you profess to believe in. We forgave you for Monica, Bill, but we won't forgive you for this.

Yes, it will be your fault, Bill Clinton, if Obama loses. The only problem is that the only way Hillary has a chance at the White House in 2012 is for Obama to lose.  Perhaps Bill can work up enough fake grief over an Obama loss this year to fool even Slansky. 

—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.


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OK, Bubba....

"If Obama loses a close election ... it will be on you."

There you have your marching orders direct from the moonbat's mouths, Bubba.  "Close election"? Nah, give 'em a McCain landslide.  I'm happy, you're happy. 

Awww...

Alinsky's son could have told Obooboo to suck up to Bill better..  

Wow these people are desparate

Wow these people are desparate. What Does Bill Clinton Have to do with Obama's campaign?

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.- George Santayana

Speaking of sucking up.....

.... Bambi should have known that Slick Willy was gonna be looking for a lil brown nosing from him, if he wanted his support. But, if he planned on staying married to Sir Hillary that wasn't happening anyway! 

 

 

 

No way! No how! Nobama! Keep the change! ...Sen. Clinton

Slansky misses the point

Slansky misses the point that if he and his friends hadn't forgiven
Bill for his....indiscretions, shall we say,  Al Gore would have finished Clinton's term and most likely been elected in 2000, (possibly HRC in 2004) and they wouldn't be in the fix they are now in.

Mr. Slansky and his Clinton-forgiving buddies have now been hoist on their own petard.

Karma's a b**ch, ain't it, Paul?

Obama: "devil in disquise"

It seems Biden and Obama may be starting a subtle feud so that eventually Biden leaves the ticket, making room for someone else.

I am not sure who it would be to replace him because I think Biden and the Clintons and others are starting to see Obama's true colors. He is beginning to look like a political liability to their own futures, because sooner or later his background is going to catch up with him, like those "loose associations" with a few unsavory characters, and his active work for several anti-American efforts.

And on Hannity and Colmes tonight, Juan Williams says it was only a few meetings between Obama and Weather Underground leader, Ayers, and that Obama did not share the same radical philosophy that Ayers had. Well that is bullsh*t. I mean, that is like saying, "Gee, I think I will see if Charles Manson would be willing to correspond with me from prison on how I can be a good boy scout leader (scout master)," and then telling others, "Well I do not share Charles Manson's philosopy."

And secondly, it was not a few meetings, but an active partnership to try to radicalize school students for anti-American activities.

People, Obama is "the devil in disquise."

I saw that, kinda suprised

I saw that, kinda suprised Juan bothered. The woman on that panal fried his and Colmes bacon. 

Could you imagine if a Repub had these type of associations, they would be investigated, forced to resign, and maybe jailed. Obama, they make excuses for him.

 

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

KEATING 5

GRAMM BILL 1999--30 HANOI TAPES---CALLING HIS WIFE A C--T... DEREGULATION THEN REGULATION !!!!Lobbyist Rick Davis, p Gramm, Abramroff, old news maverick that sells his soul to the dobson-hagee wing nuts with vp pic...

Dishonorable and shameless..

docb, did you miss your electro-schock therapy this month?

That unintelligible little rant of yours should be EXHIBIT "A" in a court of law when the subject of psycho-babble comes up.

-Dave

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them - Rick Roberts

CALLING HIS WIFE A C--T?

  Ohhhh! Stop the presses. This man should not be elected. ohhhh! 

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

I think you are onto

I think you are onto something here.  The Dems can't seem to admit that Obama may lose because of the quality of candidate they nominated for President.  Even though they are posturing to space themselves from Obama, they are still blaming everyone and everything else but him.  We've seen it for some time, but they have been blind to it.

As to the last line, I'm wondering if we are seeing what people who are blinded by the devil look and act like.  They seem to embrace and support many things that are anti-God in their makeup, calling good evil and evil good. 

  Had the media allowed

  Had the media allowed hillary to win and she then picked obama as her running mate I doubt she would have been stoppable in the general election.  It isn't bill clinton's fault that the liberal elite couldn't resist going for symbolism over substance.

That's another good version

That's another good version of the libs being hoist on their own petard!!

Above I said "Karma's a b**ch."   But so's "payback."

Hillary = substance over symbolism?

I can see your point, up to a point. But Hillary over Obama is like placing deck chairs in different spots on the Titanic.

Voting Democrat means we all go down with the ship.

  Hillary is indeed more

  Hillary is indeed more substantial when it comes to her beliefs.  I/we find them unacceptable but she is at least is more internally consistant and a hillary Whitehouse would be run by hillary (flying ashtrays and all).  Obama, on the other hand, is still formulating who he is and would be dependent on others to help him 'govern'.  My point is, had the dems nominated hillary, they could have had a potential eight years with her and after eight years of being Vice-President, eight more with a President obama.  This, of course, is assumming they didn't screw things up.  But.... this was a more rational choice for the dems than what they have done now.  Obama, even if he is elected, will be trying to lead a divided country and a divided democrat party.  The knives will be waiting for his first screw up.

Has anyone else noticed

that the libs are all about placing blame - on someone else?!?

Personal responsiblity is such a foreign concept to them, they NEED to find scapegoats, early and often.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

I hope you haven't just now

I hope you haven't just now noticed this :-)

"Forget change, I want improvement!"

Not at all

but for the libs WE need to keep reminding them  - seems their little brains can't keep too much inside, stuff keeps leaking out, 'specially when they keep nodding at Barry's comments.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Hey, FastEd...good to see

Hey, FastEd...good to see you commenting again; welcome back!

 

It isn't Bill's to lose -- Americans vote/elect winners

Bill never got even 50% of the American vote. Plus who would help anyone that referenced you like this Broad ?
Maybe after this Democratic loss the party will disenigrate as members move to Europe ?
The Republican Revolution will not be Televised

So, according to Democrats and the Media

It's either "racists" fault or it's "Clinton's" fault if Barack Obama fails to win in November.

It could never be because Americans simply do not trust nor like Obama, could it???

Yeah, it's everyone else's fault except Obama's. So, does that mean that if McCain/Palin win in 2008 that Obama will be the presumptive nominee in 2012? Like h-e-double hockey sticks!

Whazza matter... the

Whazza matter... the Dynamic Duo speak the truth for once in their louse-bound lives and the msm can't handle it...

    ROFLMAO!

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

What The F(ault)?

Just this morning, I thought it was gonna be all racism's fault (again) when Obama loses in November?

Now it's gonna be all Bubba's fault?  LOL!

I am actually starting to respect the Clintons a little.

  Don't go nuts now, I said a "little".

  The man is not stupid, he did not get elected twice by hitching his wagon to a bunch of losers.

  Oh poo, I did it again, I equated liberals with losers.

  Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

...Palin/McCain

...Palin/McCain administration.

Now that has a nice ring to it.  :-)

The last thing Bill and Hillary want is for Obama to win in November.

-Dave

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them-Rick Roberts

We forgave you for Monica, Bill,

"We" forgive you by bringing it up in graphic terms whenever it suits us. Bill.