It seems that the HBO fictional film Recount has triggered some horrible memories of vote suppression and fraud perpetrated by the evil Republicans. At least that is the allegation circulating in the leftwing blogosphere. One of the most specific of these allegations comes from the Democratic Underground where a DUer by the screen name of "Lorien" has made some rather shocking charges about betrayal by a high level Democrat campaign official and intimidation of minority voters by a racist cop in the Orlando FL area. Let us join Lorien as she lays out her charges in the DU thread, RECOUNT: My own Florida election day 2000 nightmare (emphasis mine):
As always, I volunteered with my local Democratic party (Orange county, FL in 2000) during the election year. I was appalled by the attitude of the director of our downtown HQ "Jared" towards Gore: "We won't be focusing on the Presidency here because we can't win it. We'll work for our local candidates instead". Jared stated. He didn't even order more than a handful of Gore bumper stickers or lawn signs to give away to supporters because "signs don't win elections", and what we did have on hand he charged the public for. $5 for a bumper sticker, $10 per lawn sign. Many Democrats who came in left empty handed and grumbling "well, if they are going to take THAT attitude then why bother? I don't have to go anywhere on election day". Despite my hectic schedule as a self employed illustrator and animator, I volunteered to man the front desk and phones just to improve relations and slip good Democrats a few free stickers and signs.
Lorien's suspicions about "Jared" grew when he mysteriously increased the cost of the campaign paraphernalia:
In the final weeks he jacked up the price to $8 for a sticker and $20 for a sign. Democrats aren't the wealthiest lot, so that was a bit uncalled for. It turned voters off, and that, I believe was a very bad thing indeed. I personally bought muffins and other bakery items from Costco and sold them at the front desk, using the money to buy stickers and signs for those who wanted them but couldn't pay.
And when "Jared" jacked the prices up to a full $25, that really set off the alarm bells for Lorien:
I was standing by the front desk one evening when a middle aged couple came in for signs and button. They were told that that would be $25.00 for one of each.
Finally comes the accusation by Lorien that "Jared" was a mole whose purpose was to sabotage the Gore campaign:
I still think that "Jared" was a mole while the rest of us were making phone calls, stuffing envelopes, delivering absentee ballots, etc. he was always there reading CNN online or surfing the net. He wouldn't place orders for supplies for weeks at a time. He pissed off voters who came in to volunteer. I locked horns with him many times, but he would never take any kind of significant action personally to help the cause. I wonder who the hell had put him there.
Perhaps "Jared" was a sleeper agent assigned by Karl Rove to undermine the Gore campaign in Florida. At least according to popular leftwing fantasies. But as ridiculous as the paranoia about "Jared" sounds, it doesn't come close to matching Lorien's racist cop story:
But those annoyances were NOTHING compared to what I experienced on election day. I was taken into an all minority section of town to distribute Democratic voter guides (lists of candidates and our positions on the issues) outside of the polling place. I had to stand 20 feet or more from the front door and was eyed warily by the only other white person there, a cop. Once voters started arriving the cop started intimidating them-especially the elderly and women. "What ya gonna do when your boy loses, huh? Ya gonna CRY when your boy loses"? he sneered in their faces. I was absolutely shocked by his behavior ;I had grown up in a liberal college town in the midwest and had never seen such unprofessional and stereotypical "southern white cop" behavior in action before.
Lorien was so absolutely shocked by this cop's behavior that she never bothered to note the officer's name or badge number. Apparently the voters were so intimidated by this police officer that they were too frightened to report on his unprofessional conduct except for Lorien who mentioned this incident to "Jared" the Betrayer:
I went back to HQ during lunch and told Jared what was happening. "We're getting a lot of complaints from every minority precinct about police intimidation, but there are so many other problems right now we can't deal with it" he didn't elaborate.
So why haven't we heard of these and other such incidents related by Lorien? An answer is provided:
I was shocked, however, that NONE of these local stories made it into the Orlando Sentinel or any other Florida papers or news outlets. Thousands of affidavits had been signed, but the media didn't give a crap.
...My next door neighbor is the news director for our local PBS station, and even she won't do a story about it because her boss-a repug-won't allow those kinds of stories. Neither she nor her top reporters even knew that these things had happened!
Oh yes. The media didn't report it because they are a notorious hotbed of "repugs," especially PBS. Fortunately "Recount" has given new hope to Lorien that these repressed memory stories about Election 2000 will finally be revealed:
...If my story doesn't reinforce the realities of that day, maybe the movie "RECOUNT" will; Florida went for Gore but was stolen By BushCo.
Perhaps Lorien's tragic Election 2000 story will now be made public. In fact I completely agree with a DUer who had this advice for Lorien:
Please send this off as an OP to as many newspapers as you can think of. It is an important experience and we need to keep shoving it in front of the American public's collective face.
It is an important experience that, when the laughter stops, needs to be investigated. Of course, there is the strong possibility that Lorien's story will end up as about as valid as thousands of other similar Election 2000 tales that were investigated by the Civil Rights Division of the U.S. Department of Justice. Here is part of what the Assistant Attorney General of the DOJ reported about the electoral abuse phenomenom of 2000 in a letter to the U.S. Senate:
As I summarized in my testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee on May 21, 2002, beginning November 7, 2000 the Department of Justice received many calls from citizens voicing concerns about the election and subsequent events, the total eventually reaching about 11,000. The Civil Rights Division's Voting Section coordinated efforts to handle and review these calls. Very few of the callers, however, relayed substantive information indicating a possible violation of the federal voting rights laws enforced by the Civil Rights Division. In fact, most calls came from outside Florida, and the vast majority - over 95% - simply expressed opinions or vented frustrations about daily events in the ongoing election
dispute.
The rest of that same letter knocks down the major charges of the time alleging voter suppression or fraud. Perhaps the same Civil Rights Division will have to go back into action again to investigate all the repressed "memories" triggered by HBO's fictional film "Recount."
For those of you who appreciate great comedy of the paranoid variety, you can read a lot more material from that DU thread at the DUmmie FUnnies including this gem:
It was our local rank and file Fascists that stole 2000 and 2004. And how they were all co-ordinated, I'll never know I guess. The cop, the election worker, even the do nothings in local dem management, the religious righties. They must have been under instructions to foul up things however they could because they are the ones who were at fault for most of it. Sure, the voters were caged and the machines were rigged but it seemed like the rank and file zombies in our midst they were the ones who robbed us.
—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.














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Democrats aren't the
May 28, 2008 - 08:41 ET by dmntd1Wasn't there a recent article that the Democrats in office represented the wealthiest zip codes in the country?
Fascism is a religious conception in which man is seen in his imminent relationship with a superior law and with an objective will that transcends the particular individual - Mussolini
Correct
May 28, 2008 - 10:05 ET by Del DolemonteIn a state-by-state, district-by-district comparison of wealth concentrations based on Internal Revenue Service income data, Michael Franc, vice president of government relations at the Heritage Foundation, found that the majority of the nation's wealthiest congressional jurisdictions were represented by Democrats.
He also found that more than half of the wealthiest households were concentrated in the 18 states where Democrats hold both Senate seats.
"If you take the wealthiest one-third of the 435 congressional districts, we found that the Democrats represent about 58 percent of those jurisdictions," Mr. Franc said.
Of course. This is why
May 28, 2008 - 10:30 ET by mattmOf course. This is why they are Democrats - their policies allow the wealthy Dems - the Hollywoodites, the Kennedy's the Rockerfellers etc. - to keep above the rest of us.
This is why their policies help the super-rich and hurt the person who is trying to get rich.
The oil industry is a perfect example. With huge supplies of oil practically oozing out of the ground, and with such a high demand, oil production and refining should be a growth industry and an opportunity for small investors to get rich (while gas prices drop), but Democrat policies prevent this - shutting off money-making opportunities while prices rise to where only the rich can afford them - but we can take the bus - or walk...
Oh sure, the Loving Libs will give you a slum to live in and foodstamps - as long as you keep electing them - but just try to elevate yourself through entrepreneurship and hard work and they'll tax and/or regulate you right back into the slums - where they can keep an eye on you.
CoUNT
May 28, 2008 - 08:49 ET by CrashIs that the actual graphic for HBO's propaganda hit piece? If so, notice which words are in blue. This was most likely intentional as much as the left loves to do hits on individuals.
Yeah, but the red letters
May 28, 2008 - 09:38 ET by JerryYeah, but the red letters are a speedwagon while the blue letters spell out the "C" word.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
not intentional, IMHO
May 28, 2008 - 12:49 ET by sixlbs9ozIt's just a play on red and blue, i.e., it's a vote for blue, no, oops, it's red. I don't think there's some diabolical namecalling motive to the graphic. It's not even clear who they'd be calling a c___. After all, Dems are blue, and the letters are in blue. Are they calling Dems this? I don't think so.
Add another liberal myth to the hall of shame
May 28, 2008 - 08:54 ET by ahusserThis obsession with lies can't be healthy. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
suppression and fraud
May 28, 2008 - 08:58 ET by ThatDudeHow did any of her claims prove suppression and fraud? If she was telling the story straight, then of course the officer was acting unprofessional and deserved disciplinary action (verbal warning of course, not fired for a comment). How exactly does this suppress the voters? Everybody votes privately, and any intimidation should only strengthen your resolve.
Also, she's trying to blame Gore's loss on...not giving away bumper stickers? What a silly accusation. That's akin to saying that they buy votes with cheap trinkets.
Still, I can't blame the director for focusing on local elections more. Local elections matter more than most people seem to understand. Besides, it's a forgivable mistake to not have known the presidential election would have been that close. Hind sight is always 20/20
How about the "I bought
May 28, 2008 - 09:34 ET by JerryHow about the "I bought muffins and sold them to raise money for people to buy bumber stickers" line??? Wouldn't it have been easier to just buy the bumper stickers instead of muffins.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
They just cannot accept
May 28, 2008 - 09:07 ET by Subsailor599They just cannot accept the fact that they lost the election. Even when they tried using the courts to decide, they still lost. So cry me a river and get over it.
Boy, that last paragraph
May 28, 2008 - 09:29 ET by JerryBoy, that last paragraph encapsulates her nuttiness quite nicely... It was a huge, secret, covert, co-ordinated conspiracy with everyone in cahoots..
"the cop, the election worker, even the do nothings in local dem management, the religious righties. They must have been under instructions... the voters were caged and the machines were rigged..."
And another thing, why does she assume the cop was a Bush supporter? All he did was tell black voters their boy was going to lose. I guess she's assuming that if they are black, they are going to vote for Gore. Sounds like racist stereotyping to me.
And lastly, IF there had been this widespread voter "disenfranchisement", surely Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would have been able to find at least ONE person to bring to the HEARINGS that were held on the matter. But there was not a single case brought forward. NONE.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Last Paragraph
May 28, 2008 - 10:10 ET by P.J. GladnickThe last paragraph was actually posted by another DUer. That whole thread had a plethora of paranoid comments...and not only from Lorien.
nice to see DUers are capable of some good fictional writing
May 28, 2008 - 09:30 ET by lunaticcringeradioso over the top, i'm calling bravo sierra on lil miss fiction.
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Lorien's a gem.
May 28, 2008 - 09:40 ET by CrashWhen nobody listened to Loriens tale of being probed by aliens, Lorien glommed on to the conspiracy to keep THREE Florida counties from being counted until Gore & Co. came up with the numbers they wanted. Yet, not counting TWO entire states in their primaries doesn't seem the least bit irregular.
Dirty Tricks
May 28, 2008 - 10:05 ET by PeterDI really grow very weary of the portrayal of Republicans being evil and Democrats being saints. Its a common debate tactic to accuse your opponent of your own weakness or sin in this case.
I find it ironic that those on the left despised former Attorney General John Ashcroft. But no one talks about how he came about being appointed. He ran for the senate in 2000 in Missouri and lost a very narrow election. How? Democratic judges allowed Democratic precincts to stay open hours later than the legal closing time in certain areas of St. Louis. In other words, the Democrats cheated. But you don't hear that mentioned.
He lost the disputed election and was available to be selected by President Bush. And the left howled. Imagine if they had simply played by the rules, but they don't know how.
Voting Rights Violation
May 28, 2008 - 11:55 ET by Tmac50Somebody should investigate voting irregularities in Lexington, KY. For the past 12 years a democrat has been manning the polls where I vote. He has challenged me every time I come to vote because I am not a registered democrat. He "pretends" he can't find my name in the rolls and then gets very indignant when I try to help him with the spelling of my name. I am usually the only one in line to get htis treatment. BTW, I am not the same race he is, so I wonder if this democrat is a racist?.?.
Unbelievable...
May 28, 2008 - 12:44 ET by sixlbs9oz...that a PBS station manager would be a Republican. :)
The phone bank that was
May 28, 2008 - 14:10 ET by dixiechickThe phone bank that was used to call elderly dem voters on election day saying they had possibly voted for Buchanan, thus starting this whole fiasco, had been set up several weeks prior to the election.
I suppose she can blame Gore, too.
tin foil hat day
May 28, 2008 - 16:14 ET by wizardjrI hate to keep using this line, but "Fake but true." She 'knows' the dirty rotten Republicans stole the election. She just can't figure out exactly how they did it. But she knows.
I'd like to see just one person that was cheated at the polls that day brought forward and put on a lie detector. Just one. Can somebody name that PBS official that she reputes to be a Republican?? I'll take bets on that one.