We have seen Chris Matthews drool over her on live television but he might have second thoughts after reading the extensive shopping list of CNBC's Street Signs anchor, Erin Burnett. Her expensive list of things she wants from suitors was published in Men's Health as 8 Ways to Impress Me. None of the ways in which one can impress Erin has anything to do with personality. It all comes down to spending big bucks on Erin as you can see from her list:
1. Pack Your BagsAny guy who can plan a trip to an exotic locale, such as Mongolia, Mozambique, or Papua New Guinea, would impress me.2. Buy Me a New Atlas and GlobeYou could unlock my heart by allowing me to dream up my next trip. I love to travel, and hope to eventually set foot in 100 countries. I have many more to go.3. Do Something Special for My ParentsFamily is important to me, so round-trip business-class tickets to Australia and New Zealand for my parents would earn you big points in my book.Story Continues Below Ad ↓4. Relax MeYoga keeps me calm, so I'd be impressed if you thought to send a yoga instructor to my apartment for private sessions.5. Help Me Work OutFinding an exercise bike at my door would be great for rainy days when my Raleigh M80 mountain bike and I are stuck indoors.6. Edify MeReading is a passion of mine, so a gathering with a couple of my favorite authors, especially Jared Diamond (Guns, Germs, and Steel) and Robin McKinley (The Blue Sword) would make for an exceptional evening.7. Please My PalateHiring a personal chef to prepare meals for the few nights a week I am home would be unforgettable.8. Send Me PackingA man who recognizes the importance of my time with the girls is a keeper. A long weekend spa getaway for my sisters and me would be perfection.
So Chris Matthews should keep this in mind the next time he drools over Erin. He is going to have to dig deep into his pockets if he wants to impress the material girl. And for the big bucks he is expected to shell out, he probably won't even get to spend any "quality time" with the Street Signs anchor since demand #8 on Erin's shopping list is to send her "packing" to spend a long weekend holiday spa getaway with the girls.
h/t: mediabistro.com
—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.
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She should watch out...some
January 11, 2008 - 10:17 ET by motherbeltShe should watch out...some guy might offer to provide all those things, and present her with a list of things he wants in return.
I hate to be tacky, but there's that old joke that ends with the punch line "We've already established what you are, now we're talking price."
I am NOT saying Burnett would provide "services" in exchange for the goodies...just that some guy might "expect" such things as the way to impress HIM.
Not a single item on the list regarding character or personality. Everything about money. Gimme gimme gimme.
Well, Erin, now that they know what they need to do to impress you, I'm sure the guys will be lining up, credit cards and travelogues in hand.
More DS-BS...
January 11, 2008 - 10:49 ET by CortillaenInteresting how the feminazis scream "sexist bigot" at any man interested in dating someone attractive, but seem to have no problem with women who have the same standards or, worse, are just in it for the gifts. Heaven help the man who expects his date to give him a gift...
(DS-BS: Double standard bull-s**t)
www.rhjunior.com Great comics with a hefty dose of Christian and anti-nutjob goodness.
"With your mind as high as Mt. Fuji you can see all things clearly. And you can see all the forces that shape events; not just the things near to you." -Miyamoto Musashi
Interesting how the
January 11, 2008 - 11:54 ET by JasonCInteresting how the feminazis scream "sexist bigot" at any man interested in dating someone attractive,
??? Do you know or understand anything about feminism? I mean, really? I'm a guy and I know this is a hopelessly dumb remark.
But Re: This article, although its connection to liberal bias is thin, it is a wonderful example of the kind of vapid readership that buys into the notions of masculinity advanced by publications like Maxim and Men's Health. "That's it! I'll just buy her affection!" Way to set feminism back 50 years, morons.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
"Do you know or understand
January 12, 2008 - 02:28 ET by Cortillaen"Do you know or understand anything about feminism?" Yes, actually. I know that it is a cause that reached its only achievable legal goals decades ago, and I understand that it has now been perverted by militants who have no interest in equality and seek only to keep the zombified relic current in an attempt to feel superior. Organized legal action for equality has gone as far as it can (again this was done years ago), but some bitter people aren't willing to accept the personal responsibility necessary for carrying their professed cause to true completion, much like certain members of the "black community", a phrase embodying their divisive nature. It so happens that my comment comes from personal experience, having had those exact words shouted at me after my personal taste in female body types was solicited in a discussion. Being as I'm the sort to hold a door open when a lady follows me through it, the only "hopelessly dumb remark" was on their part. The phrase "chivalry's dead because feminism killed it," is tragically accurate.
Oh, and give things a bit more consideration before you start throwing out insults with only your opinion behind them. I've been there, felt the condescension and vicious barbs from these people.
www.rhjunior.com Great comics with a hefty dose of Christian and anti-nutjob goodness.
"With your mind as high as Mt. Fuji you can see all things clearly. And you can see all the forces that shape events; not just the things near to you." -Miyamoto Musashi
Erin Burnet..
January 11, 2008 - 10:02 ET by Six String SpiffWow... She's just a material girl living in a liberally obscured view of the world. YIKES.
I'll just skip to Number 8 and send her packing. What a shallow Biotch
I don't mind spending money on my wife
January 11, 2008 - 10:02 ET by AJSHOPEI don't mind spending money on my wife, but she says that I spend too much money on her, so it makes it almost fun because I know that she appreciates it.
But Erin on the other hand, she just sounds like a witch with a capital B.
This self-absorbed woman
January 11, 2008 - 10:08 ET by NL207This self-absorbed woman has the formula for societal extinction.
No where on her list do I see, "Desires to raise children with a decent woman".
Survival
January 11, 2008 - 10:11 ET by allanfIf Darwin is correct, then liberated career women will someday be extinct.
YAY!
January 11, 2008 - 11:40 ET by Six String Spiff'Liberated'... please.
Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily.
Yes, with that thoery in
January 11, 2008 - 11:41 ET by WhoIsJohnGaltYes, with that thoery in mind, I've always wondered how gays continue to inhabit the planet...
They adopt. In my town
January 11, 2008 - 12:27 ET by amberThey adopt. In my town there is a lesbian cop who has orchestrated DCFS to abscond with children (one woman lost all 3 of her children) and then she pushes for a speedy adoption hearing and takes them, I think she has 6 now. The woman I know who lost her 3 kids had some mental issues, but she was not abusing her children and her father, the children's grandparents was working with lawyers to try and adopt them. The cop found out and had the adoption hearing pushed up. Bye bye kids.
Very easy answer. 'Gay'
January 11, 2008 - 14:26 ET by NL207Very easy answer. 'Gay' cannot be an entirely hereditary trait. In fact, it is very easy to mathematically prove that 'gay' is not 100% controlled by genes as is gender. If gayness were 100% genetic, gays would have almost completely vanished since the days of Ancient Greece. Yet we see that lifestyle continues to flourish at a rate nearly the same as in Ancient Greece, where such practices were openly tolerated. Therefore, other factors must influence its manifestation.
Of course it's not. The
January 11, 2008 - 15:33 ET by JasonCOf course it's not. The very idea that sexual preference is hereditary is laughable.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
Then a great many people on
January 11, 2008 - 19:11 ET by NL207Then a great many people on the left are laughable, amongst whom there is the widespread opinion that Gays are unable to reject their desires in that direction because they are inborn. This article, attributed to the NY Times is a case in point. Its authors argue that homosexuality is inborn, a premise you have labeled as laughable.
Oh my God, I disagree with
January 11, 2008 - 20:03 ET by JasonCOh my God, I disagree with an article ffrom the Times?! I better turn in my liberal credentials now!
<sarc off>
It's not a zero-sum equation of hereditary vs. choice. You've neatly demonstrated one compelling argument for why it can't be hereditary - unless it's one hell of a stubborn recessive gene, there couldn't possibly be any gay people left - and the choice issue is ludicrous on its face.
Do you know the sort of torment most gay teenagers go through when they begin to realize their attraction to those of the same sex? Are you aware of the attempted suicides and other self-destructive behavior that can accompany this? (That is why elementary age children should be educated on homosexuality. It's not to "make" them gay - no one could do that in a school setting if they tried - it's so that when they reach adolescence and some of them realize they are gay, they will feel less ashamed and their peers will find it less threatening. It's not that difficult a concept, people). But my point is, if it's a choice, why wouldn't these kids just say "Oh I know, I'll just be straight!" I invite you to read this satirical take on the matter. David Sedaris' story "I Like Guys" is also an enlightening description of it.
A lot of people are fond of pointing to the dubious success stories of "reformed" homosexuals. Aside from the scattered and unconvincing nature of these testimonials, this approach problematically separates sexuality from sexual behavior. Simply because someone is quasi-brainwashed into no longer engaging in homosexual behavior does not change that aspect of their sexuality. They're simply choosing not to engage in the behavior that is indicative of it.
Sexuality, like any other element of personality is formed by a complex, near-infinite-branching-out of stimuli and reaction formations that begin at birth. I'd be happy to go into the full-blown Freudian/Lacanian explanation, but I'm sure you're all familiar with its basic elements.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
It's an unhealty obsession/compulsion
January 11, 2008 - 20:26 ET by c5thenIt's similar to cleptomania or acrophobia and probably very similar to and related to paedophilia. It's a defect that shows up in other animal species occasionally. The difference is that Humans have a unique ability to consciously change our behavior based on thoughts and abstract ideas and concepts.
We don't teach children about bi-polar disorder or schitzophrenia in elementary schools so they will feel OK about it if they develop these disorders. We try and discover those affected by these disorders and treat them.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
C5, What? How do you
January 11, 2008 - 20:46 ET by JasonCC5, What? How do you relate homosexuality to fear of heights? Or with theft for that matter? I've heard the pedophilia argument a million times, but no one's ever been able to explain how they're related. Burden of proof is on you, pal.
Yes, humans can change their behavior. That does not mean their sexuality is magically "cured". As I outlined in my previous post, you're conflating sexual behavior with sexuality.
No, we don't teach young kids about bipolar disorder, but that is a legitimate chemical imbalance, an affliction. There is no long-term treatment that changes one's sexuality the way that lithium balances out manic depression. Both are complex human conditions, the onset of which the individual has little control over, but I'd say the similarities end there. While it is desirable to cure people of bi-polar disorder or schizophrenia, I see no legitimate interest in even attempting to change homosexuals' orientation. Thus, again, introducing kids to it at a young age can help to reduce shame for the minority who feel that they are gay and antagonism in their peers.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
The Next Maureen Dowd?
January 11, 2008 - 10:09 ET by allanfCould Erin be the next Maureen Dowd? How sad, childish and selfish. The problem she faces is that any man whose D & B will be up to snuff will be more interested in what she can do for him.
Grow up Erin. You can do it.
I'm Sure GE Is Proud
January 11, 2008 - 10:10 ET by BourbeauAs well as here colleagues on CNBC. Here we have a privileged TV hostess letting her true self slip out. It's all about her; I noticed there was not a single item on that 'shopping list' that involved anyone other then her, and her immediate family. One might conclude we're getting a glimpse of, to say the least, a self-described selfish b . . ch. Good luck to anyone trying to appease that appetite, your sastisfaction will be short-lived.
New atlas and globe?
January 11, 2008 - 10:10 ET by Cool ArrowIs that so she can find the Iraq?
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Probably, because, you know,
January 11, 2008 - 12:29 ET by amberProbably, because, you know, most people do not have maps and kids are really important and we should do something about that racism because it is bad and um, global warming sucks too.
Wow!
January 11, 2008 - 10:16 ET by drillanwrAnd here I thought all these uppity dames dreamed of sipping wine from a paper cup ...
Well, don't think Chrissy can afford her ... But Limbaugh has expressed "interest" in the past. However, sounds as if Rush, or any other fella, might should get a "pre-nup" even before the first date.
And let's NOT forget how, just a month or so ago, Mz. Erin (who probably fancies herself a completely liberated woman) was drooling over Pres. Nicolas Sarkozy of France.
Hey, Oprah could afford to date her too!
That pool is barely
January 11, 2008 - 10:19 ET by Roger the ShrubberThat pool is barely ankle-deep.
What can you do for me
January 11, 2008 - 10:21 ET by celatorYes, she lives in a "what have you done for me lately" world. There's nothing on her list about "here is what I can bring to a create and maintain a healthy, mature relationship". Probably because the notion never occured to her.
Can we say, narcissus (in love with one's own reflection)?
Why would any self-respecting person present herself/himself as a brazen golddigger? Because that person IS a brazen golddigger.
Next case.
So a ride down to the
January 11, 2008 - 10:35 ET by USA4freedomSo a ride down to the rivers edge and sitting in the back of my old pick up and having a beer is out of the question?
Dam, I guess I can put the beer back on ice the blanket in the closet and my cigar back in the humidor.
But she sure is a good looking woman.
But its like I told my son years ago. A Ferrari looks great but if your view is under the hood more then behind the wheel then those Hondas start looking good.
Hey, is this Rushes girl? If so, it looks like he can afford her.
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Wrong CNN Lady
January 11, 2008 - 11:36 ET by Del DolemonteNo, Rush was dating another CNN lady. Her name was Daryn something.
Daryn Kagan or Kagen
January 11, 2008 - 15:25 ET by bigtimerDaryn Kagan or Kagen ..worked on CNN for years and years, started out reporting sports then moved up to regular reporting.
You are correct.
January 11, 2008 - 11:16 ET by kgYou are correct. However, I thought liberals hated the rich? Hypocritical maybe?
WOW - what a shallow person
January 11, 2008 - 10:28 ET by Dee Bunkthe only non material thing she mentions is "edify me" but then she mentions Jared Dimond. He has not written anything spiritual that I know of.
There is an age old saying;
January 11, 2008 - 10:30 ET by msh1973There is an age old saying; "Beauty is only skin deep", well, Burnett sure proves that to be true. Perhaps when she is older and "wiser" she will change her tune.
NOW I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE'S A GOLDDIGGER...
January 11, 2008 - 16:03 ET by danybhoyI heard this list a few days back on John Gibson's Radio gig, & after reading about it here, I still have the same reaction. What a self absorbed @$$. She fits in well at the peacock news division as far as I'm concerned
The sad thing for Erin Burnett is that she does'nt have a clue. If you are gonna set those types of terms for a potential suitor, you might need to "come across", if you catch my drift. Even a woman as dumb as Anna Nicloe Smith figured out how to get a very wealthy person to pay for her lifestyle(I met her briefly at a promo, she's as dumb as she appeared on TV).
It's a 2-way street, give & take, & Erin does'nt seem to understand that. I get the impression she will be disappointed in the long run because no man with a brain looking at this list will go near someone as self absorbed & high maintenance that they will go out of their way to avoid the headache.
"Some of us are wise, some of us are otherwise" Mark Levin
Yes, but....
January 12, 2008 - 01:09 ET by doug1950There is another add on saying to that one.....Ugliness goes clear to the bone.
Not to worry Erin
January 11, 2008 - 10:34 ET by Prester JohnThere are plenty of wealthy 50-ish executives out there who have been divorced a few times with children almost as old as you who will be more than happy to provide for your material needs. But don't count on them hanging around too long since once they gets what they want they will move on.
Go to the link
January 11, 2008 - 10:35 ET by Prester JohnAnd read the comments following her list.
Ouch.
Oh, hell ... Guess us down
January 11, 2008 - 11:49 ET by drillanwrOh, hell ... Guess us simple down to earth, low maintenance gals aren't so bad after all.
1. Buy Me: carnations instead of roses ... Roses are beautiful and fragrant, but I rather enjoy the silky creaminess of carnation petals, and their lingering sweetness ... and like a tender kiss they last longer than the boastfulness of passionate roses.
2. Make me dinner ... I don't care if it's fried bologna and a can of green beans. The fact that YOU made the effort means more than what is on the plate ... just pass the mustard.
3. A trip? How about tossing a few things into a bag at the last minute and filling the gas tank for a road trip to the nearest beach and taking pot-luck at grabbing a modest hotel room that overlooks said beach that you can hear the surf through the open balcony door all night.
4. Show up at my crazy famdamnily get together and hang out with my Father. Laugh at his dumb jokes and share stories of interest. Roll your eyes at me from across the room when my assorted brother/sisters and their spouses start in on the latest ridiculous topic of "colorful" conversation ... and tell me you still had a good time when we leave.
5. Surprise me with some obscure "trinket" that reflects a memory I shared with you ... (comic book, copy of an old favorite movie or long past favorite music cd, old music box that looks as if it belonged to my Grandmother ...) and I'll reward you with a tear or two in my eye, knowing that you really were listening when I was talking.
6. Telescope ... Dark starry night out in a country field. (Maybe a pick-up truck with sleeping bags and pillows tossed in ...)
7. An old football or hockey jersey that YOU wore on your high school or college team ... maybe your old class ring (if you haven't hocked it)
8. Something you wrote for me ... I don't care how dumb it sounds or spelling/grammer errors.
Tell Us What You Really Think
January 11, 2008 - 10:37 ET by NoMoreClintonsThis material girl was brutally ripped to shreds in the comments section of Dealbreaker. Be forewarned - the comments are uncensored.
http://www.dealbreak...
Dealbreaker
January 11, 2008 - 10:41 ET by Cool ArrowThat was funny
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Finkelstein Step
January 11, 2008 - 10:42 ET by LeonFinkelstein Step Aside!
PJ Gladnick is the new king of silly posts!
I notice this post wasn't tagged as humor. Was that a simple oversight or are you all really trying to judge this woman based on a Men's Health Puff Piece.
Why would she talk about personality in this article? That clearly wasn't the intent of the article. They CLEARLY wanted tangible things, ideas that guys could employ on their own women. Sheesh. This is insane.
Oooh she wants to spend time with her sisters! What a self-absorbed egomaniac she is!
She didn't mention personality! haha. Wow PJ. Deep posting. Very thorough analysis.
Erin Burnett Joking?
January 11, 2008 - 10:49 ET by P.J. GladnickNobody put a gun to Erin's head and made her post her superfluous list. Of course, with all the reaction against her, it wouldn't suprise me a bit if Erin Burnett soon claims she was just, heh-heh, joking.
PJ, Why would she try to
January 11, 2008 - 10:57 ET by LeonPJ,
Why would she try to argue that she was joking?
She did what the writers at Men's Health asked to do. These types of list are in every single men's mag. The point obviously being to give the loser guys that read these magazines advice on how to treat their ladies.
You're weepy lament for her lack of personality reference is ridiculous as that would not have served the goals of the article.
Erin Burnett's Altruism
January 11, 2008 - 11:23 ET by P.J. GladnickOh, I see. Men's Health asked her to appear to be shallow and self-serving and Erin merely complied with their request. Erin therefore put her professionalism into question because she merely wanted to help out Men's Health. Such altruism!
Yes PJ - the true feminist always want's to help out Men
January 11, 2008 - 12:26 ET by Dee BunkMagazines. It's very logical probably - we just don't know the logic! ; )
Um...it was the "buy it for
January 11, 2008 - 12:54 ET by WhoIsJohnGaltUm...it was the "buy it for me..." tone that defines the entire intent of what she wants.
She wants to be taken seriously as a career woman/person, but yet so easily resorts to the "buy me stuff" manner of impressing women of ages past, whether provoked by MH mag or not.
And how exactly did you arrive at the conclusion of: "That clearly wasn't the intent of the article. They CLEARLY wanted tangible things, ideas that guys could employ on their own women." From the ONE sentence that precedes her list?
Let me see MSN post an article asking some stud how to impress him, with answers from a traditional male-pleasing point of view (sexually, cook me a good meal, keep my house clean, etc.) and see how long before he's hunted down and shot.
I love it when....
January 11, 2008 - 10:51 ET by notinstl....a person that thinks they are so "deep" reveals how shallow they really are......good luck to the schmuck that ends of with this loser.
Jeff Goldblum's line from Death Wish says it all
January 11, 2008 - 11:00 ET by IgnatzJFahrquar"God damn rich ....!"
Crude and rude, but true.
"All generalizations are false, including this one.” Mark Twain
You are going to be very very lonely, Erin....
January 11, 2008 - 11:01 ET by OiznopIt's too bad. You are a nice looking dish! But your self serving, pretentious, materialistic me, me, me attitude will lead you to this life. If I were your man, I'd send you packing. With a one way ticket! Have a safe trip, and here's hoping you find what you are looking for. Something tells me you won't, so I hope the lunatics at NBC are paying you well. Or mumsy and daddy have a well hung trust fund and/or estate waiting for ya!
A footnote: Erin Burnett is an example of the end result of how it is when little girls are told they are PRINCESSES when they are being raised!!!! That has got to stop!
VERY Lonely
January 11, 2008 - 11:45 ET by Del DolemonteOnce knew a woman exactly like this. She's still alone.
Hey Erin!
January 11, 2008 - 11:04 ET by Sua Sponte 75IRON MY SHIRT!
"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"
Now that's funny...
January 11, 2008 - 11:07 ET by AJSHOPENow that's funny...
LOL
January 12, 2008 - 00:33 ET by obxrayLOL
9. Lick your
January 11, 2008 - 11:05 ET by Ruths husband Ben9. Lick your eyebrows.
Now how many of you clicked to this post just to see the context?
Wrong wrong wrong ...
January 11, 2008 - 11:09 ET by GretztxShe says she wants all this stuff that she can get for herself. What she really wants is a man that does not drool all over her (like Chris).
Tao of Steve:
Can I have another one of these with some booze in it?
Eh...hard to say exactly
January 11, 2008 - 11:18 ET by balboaEh...hard to say exactly what her thought process is here. I'd imagine this is AFTER having found someone whose personality was a match.
The list is a little pretentious, but "impress" means "impress."
This to me is another mountain out of a molehill post.
Molehill
January 11, 2008 - 11:23 ET by Cool ArrowAgreed.
At least she didn't throw in "I enjoy long walks on the beach and I'm an Aquarius"
I ♣ My Seal
"Puppies, the way grass
January 11, 2008 - 11:46 ET by balboa"Puppies, the way grass smells after a spring rain, long talks in front of a fire..."
Sailing on the lake,
January 11, 2008 - 11:52 ET by P.J. GladnickSailing on the lake, watching sunsets, and listening to Yanni...
Balboa - no one is making a mountain out of it
January 11, 2008 - 12:23 ET by Dee BunkWe just think it's so shallow that it's funny. You need to build a mountain to try and defend it. Is what you mean? ; )
Mozambique, or Papua New
January 11, 2008 - 11:19 ET by bassndudeMozambique, or Papua New Guinea would be a nice trip. Mozamibique for the hunting and I hear new Guinea has great fishing.
I love to travel, and hope to eventually set foot in 100 countries. How bout I drop you in Darfur?
Do Something Special for My Parents: I think droping you in Darfur would be very special. They wouldent have to listen to your whining anymore.
Relax Me Waterboarding?
Help Me Work Out I think the guys in Darfur will give you all the personal training you need.
Edify Me You have already been reading to many of those books, so my guys in Darfur will assist you in reading the Koran.
Please My Palate If you dont like steak and fries, your gonna starve around me.
Send Me Packing After 6 months in Darfur, you will be willing to stay home and cook my meals and clean my house. And be happy about it.
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
She sounds like the perfect
January 11, 2008 - 11:43 ET by mikejShe sounds like the perfect candidate for a trip to the Waffle House for dinner then on to the dirt track for the Saturday night races.
Then to top it off, tell her "you gotta see a man about horse" then just leave her there with all the middle class folk the liberals claim they are in touch with and so fond of.
good one Mikej!
January 11, 2008 - 11:53 ET by Dee BunkLOL. You could tell her you are going to Italy and stop at the Waffel house on the way to the airport.
HA!
January 11, 2008 - 11:51 ET by true_texanThis chica needs to be betch-slapped into working-class reality.
Bet erin would be great in the sack
January 11, 2008 - 11:57 ET by HG AbrahamsonYa Right.
Bitch brings to mind this old classic.
Lover "I'm sorry erin, did I hurt you?"
erin "No, why?"
Lover, "You moved".
Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.
Classsy...
January 11, 2008 - 12:10 ET by balboaClasssy...
Shallow
January 11, 2008 - 12:42 ET by doug1950You took the words right out of my mouth. She is about as shallow as a cookie sheet. I honestly quit reading her list after #6 as the theme was pretty much about "what he can do for ME" and none of them seemed to include the man. In fact, most items seemed to pretty much exclude the man except for picking up the tab. She better get it while she can because one day she won't be as firm, as pretty and she will still be a shallow, vain butthole with the personality of a dial tone.
I just came from "That's Not
January 11, 2008 - 12:47 ET by amberI just came from "That's Not Art" and your comment was the first I saw. I read your first line and had to do double take, then I realized I was on a different thread. It had an entirely different meaning to me.
I Bet!!!
January 11, 2008 - 16:33 ET by doug1950I bet it did.
#5 Help me work out???
January 11, 2008 - 13:57 ET by ZayneDo you really think finding an exercise bike at her door would be received in a favorable maner?
...Get off your growing butt woman, and ride! Ride! Haw!
What a spoiled rotten
January 11, 2008 - 14:14 ET by bigtimerWhat a spoiled rotten selfish woman.
Pathetic.
Give give give...to me me me.
Thinking she is not irreplaceable.
Women like her give others a bad name.
Sorry, Chris Matthews,
January 11, 2008 - 14:29 ET by TESorry, Chris Matthews, although Erin Burnett may be the finest, most decent human being on the planet, she's only marginally attractive. She's not close to being beautiful. She's not even pretty.
Thank you TE. I have been
January 12, 2008 - 00:49 ET by obxrayThank you TE. I have been thinking the same thing.I truly don't think she looks all that great.With all the sexy ladies out there today she's not even a head turner.
Erin
January 11, 2008 - 15:06 ET by david999I would have to see what she ah.. has first
Does she have a website with er.. photos say of her trip to a french beach or an australian beach....
Erin
January 11, 2008 - 15:06 ET by david999I would have to see what she ah.. has first
Does she have a website with er.. photos say of her trip to a french beach or an australian beach....
Erin
January 11, 2008 - 15:06 ET by david999I would have to see what she ah.. has first
Does she have a website with er.. photos say of her trip to a french beach or an australian beach....
Beetlejuice ... Beetlejuice
January 11, 2008 - 15:18 ET by drillanwrBeetlejuice ... Beetlejuice ... Beetlejuice
Just `cuz ya say it 3x doesn't mean it'll magically appear, dude.
More ways you can impress Erin Burnett
January 11, 2008 - 15:31 ET by lgeubank9) Drop your pants. I would really be impressed if I opened my front door and there were your bare buttocks, all ready for me to beat with my big bullwhip.
10) Make me your heir. Include me in your will and then go climbing the Matterhorn on roller skates.
11) 4. Relax Me. Silhouette novels keeps me calm, so I'd be impressed if you were thoughtful enough to send Fabio over to my front door, all oiled up and ready to go.
12) Edify me. Reading is a passion of mine, so I would really be impressed if you would buy me one of the smaller publishing houses. Maybe Time-Warner.
13) Crown me. Buy me the Republic of Monaco, and make me queen. Or princess. Or whatever they have. You shall be my vassal.
14) Cover me in whipped cream. Redi-whip, to be exact. The ConAgra company makes Redi-whip -- go buy it for me. Now!
which one
January 11, 2008 - 15:58 ET by oregon_jiimSo is she saying that she wouldn't be impressed with a movie from Blockbuster and a home cooked meal.
which one of John Edwards' "two Americas" does she come from?
"an endorsement of communism is an endorsement of slavery"
Let's Not Forget
January 11, 2008 - 16:20 ET by Del DolemonteErin was the one who got into trouble for calling Dubyah a "monkey". She later apologized.
The Anna Model
January 11, 2008 - 16:43 ET by ecnirPMaybe Ms. Burnett just needs to find an über-wealthy 89-year-old Texas oilman to marry.
Erin, Got Becky Quick's
January 11, 2008 - 18:52 ET byErin,
Got Becky Quick's list?
The only difference...
January 11, 2008 - 20:09 ET by m4ster chief...between this lady and a "crack ho" standing on a corner in a mini-skirt is the price the man has to pay for the "product" she's selling.