Al-"Wow, what a rock!"

-Dave

 Listen Carry dear, this is not the upper west side. This is Harlem. We don't eat brie, nor do we eat caviar here. See my plate, chicken and pork rinds, get used to it sista. 

Al: You gonna eat that?

Caroline: Hell yeah.

My but she is so clean and articulate

no double dippin!, where you learn yo mannars?!       

----- Radical  Liberal

Sweet Caroline preparing to eat for two...

On your mark...get set...get ready...GO!

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Rings on her fingers.

Bells on her toes.

She'll get to be a senator

because of whom she knows.

Caroline thinking: "I'm having lunch at Le Cirque with Martha...I'm having lunch at Le Cirque with Martha..."

Now you've heard about this whole "spread the wealth" idea right? People without a lot of money get to the Senate in one manner, people with money follow a different path. You catchin' my drift here babe?

"I don't know, she left the drink pitchers on the table, to me thats just lazy... I wouldn't leave her more than 2 bucks."

AS to CK: "And after we visit all the slums caused by whitey . . . Caroline?? Caroline??"

CK to AS: "Oh, I'm sorry Jesse, I mean Al. What were you saying?"

Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . .  KJV

Uncle Teddy stopped by, paid the check, and offered Al a ride out to the Island.

Princess Caroline of Kennedy points at a foreign object she has never seen or tasted asking for her taste tester to come forward before she proceeds to chow down.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Caroline had just started to reach for the black eyed peas, when Rev. Sharpton, stuck a knife in the table and called her racist.

(Sorry that was a fantasy caption).

Racist & Royalty

What's in a name?  Apparently everything, as shown here in this photo of Al Sharpton, a man who puts himself into any and all racial issues whether he's wanted or not, speaking with Caroline Kennedy, a woman who for no other reason than her family heritage is being touted as a possible United States Senate appointee.

"Look you skinny assed white bitch ... your daddy might have his face on a coin, but, save some biscuits for the brothers!"

Caroline: "Could this day go any slower?...don't want to be here...I am suddenly nausious...where is Paris when you need her?"

Al: "So I tells Jesse, at least you can't threatn' to cut her n_ts off."

I hope you noticed I ain't eatin' no chittlins.

Al - "I'm old enough to remember when you were such a cute little girl".

Caroline - "Me too".

Both (simultaneous) - "WHAT HAPPENED"?

The "Duchess" of Entitlement, dines with the "Duke" of PC.......

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

CK:  "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

AS:  "Girl, the last time my food had any gray poop on was when I ate under a statue with a bunch of pigeons on it."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Girl, you needs to try these chitlins and ...uh...git yore hands off my sweet tater pie.

"Lie to me again Colloquio"

• LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Oh, give me a break! Caroline Kennedy, I'll guess has never in her life eaten collard greens or cornbread. What a fake.

When I first saw that pic, I was expecting to see some containers of warm blood there on the table.  Then I remembered:  Not all species of leeches are blood-sucking parasites; many are actually scavengers.

One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.