PEGGY NOONAN: Well, it was a bit of a "flop-a-lini" to tell you the truth.
MIKA BRZEZINSKI: Wow!
NOONAN: There were things about it that didn't work. Six months from now we're all going to remember the event. We're going to remember the Parthenon, the 60,000 people, the confetti shot out of the cannon. We're going to remember all that. We will not, I think, remember what he said. I think there was simply a number of problems with it . . . I'm actually putting a little edge on my criticism just to make up for the fact that on MSNBC last night somebody said, quote, "it wasn't a speech: it was a symphony." I'm sorry; I won't even name who did it. I am here to balance that bit of fatuous -- fatuous suck-upping!Story Continues Below Ad ↓
Without naming him, Scarborough then took a shot at Olbermann for his over-the-top praise of Hillary's speech.
SCARBOROUGH: A symphony, huh? We actually heard a few nights ago that Hillary Clinton's speech was a "grand-slam out of the park," and of course it was pedestrian at bestLater came Peggy's laugh line that, as you'll see from the screencap, literally had Joe and Mika guiltily doubled-up with laughter.
SCARBOROUGH: Pat Buchanan said this was a manly speech; this wasn't from the party of Oprah anymore: he rolled up his sleeves and he punched. And he did, and I'll tell ya, I was glad to see a Democrat do that. Did not worry about offending sensibilities. Was it a manly speech? Was it a tough speech?Note: It was actually David Gergen, speaking at CNN, who got off the "symphony not a speech line." But Peggy's point remains entirely valid. Olbermann, Matthews & Co. at MSNBC tried to outdo each other in their praise of the speech's perfection. Hat tip reader M. M. Bates.
NOONAN: I'm thinking about this. You know what?
SCARBOROUGH: This is coming from Buchanan, for God sakes.
BRZEZINSKI: Pat Buchanan!
ANDREA MITCHELL: He knows manly!
NOONAN: I understand that. He said earlier it was a manly speech. I'm still thinking about it. My way of saying it would be, that it was not a sissy speech. It wasn't that kind of ususal wah-wah, "oh, the poor child born with two heads and no medical insurance and they're using him as a bowling ball."
SCARBOROUGH: Oh my God!
NOONAN: You know the terrible things they say.
MITCHELL: Those delegates do not want another Dukakis or Kerry election.
NOONAN: Everybody is sick in their world, I'm sorry. You know how everybody is an unhappy, unwed single mother whose feet are exploding. And they don't exactly see the bright side of America.
SCARBOROUGH: Stop it! We'll be back!
—Mark Finkelstein is a NewsBusters contributing editor and host of Right Angle. Contact him at mark@gunhill.net.



















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Noonan is brilliant. BTW
August 29, 2008 - 09:35 ET by mattmNoonan is brilliant.
BTW - The video wouldn't play on my computer. Anyone else have problems with it?
Noonan was great
August 29, 2008 - 09:40 ET by Cool ArrowIf you want something put into perspective with a prosaic read, it's Noonan.
Torches & Pitchforks
I had to keep reloading the
August 29, 2008 - 09:52 ET by marpelI had to keep reloading the video, but finally got it to work. That's the first thing I've agreed with Noonan on in a long time. That was terrific. Mark, thanks so much for highlighting this as this took place after I left to work.
I hope this plays over and over again, but I bet my left pinky toe that KO will have some smart remark about this tonight.
of course Olberwuss will have a smart remark
August 29, 2008 - 10:19 ET by kdizzydazeHe has eight hours to come up with something. If this was off the cuff and right at him, he would become beligerent and talk about Bushitler and war for oil and how many days since mission accomplished.
Do you think he will be suicidal if Obambi loses?
With all the hits KO's been
August 29, 2008 - 11:32 ET by Eileen RightWith all the hits KO's been taking lately, I think he'll have to expand his WP segment.
I don't expect a "smart" comment, probably some juvenile attack.
I think he meant "smart" as
August 29, 2008 - 12:00 ET by motherbeltI think he meant "smart" as in "smart-aleck."
Yes, I meant smart A&&
August 29, 2008 - 13:25 ET by marpelYes, I meant smart A&& remark. I'm so sick of KO and I'm hoping if McCain and Palin get elected, we'll be able to watch him implode on air. Nothing could be sweeter.
PS...I'm a girl....LOL
I hear a symphony
August 29, 2008 - 10:08 ET by Michael M. BatesI thought Gergen over at CCN said that. Did a lapdog at MSNBC say so too?
Not sure. I'll try to
August 29, 2008 - 10:10 ET by Mark FinkelsteinNot sure. I'll try to track it down.
I've added a note at the
August 29, 2008 - 10:16 ET by Mark FinkelsteinI've added a note at the bottom, with hat tip to you, pointing out it was Gergen at CNN. Great catch!
Wish I'd said that
August 29, 2008 - 11:15 ET by AndanteNOONAN: Everybody is sick in their world,...everybody is an unhappy, unwed single mother whose feet are exploding.
lol
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" -- Obama
Peggy Noonan is dead on:
August 29, 2008 - 11:58 ET by motherbeltPeggy Noonan is dead on: they overdid it with the stagecraft.
Two weeks (not two months!) from now no one will remember what Obama said. You know, that's probably true of a lot of acceptance speeches. But everyone will remember the background; what will stick in the mids of those who are not Obamatrons is the extravagance, the fireworks, in short the complete hubris of it all...and it won't be a complimentary memory.
mb...
August 29, 2008 - 12:02 ET by Clear thinkerThe term "all show and no go" will come to a lot of people's minds.
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Olby is still busy cleaning
August 29, 2008 - 14:17 ET by benrandOlby is still busy cleaning up the truckoads of Kleenex he used last night.
Peggy Noonan
August 29, 2008 - 19:19 ET by afueljust told the absolute truth, no fluff, no muss.
This goes against the MSM playbook. Audibles are not to be called.
Scar couldn't wait to get to commercial.