Roseanne Barr once suggested that while she has the qualifications to take Rosie O'Donnell's steel (which hopefully won't melt) reinforced chair (or is it perch?) on "The View," that she's a bit too anti-Israel to work on the gab fest. It's a shame, seeing as she has as much raw blogging talent as Rosie, although she sometimes slips into an ALL CAPS SHOUT FEST!!!!:IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE PRESIDENT, THEY ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA, AND SO ARE ALL OF THEIR SUPPORTERS. IMPEACH! ANYONE IN CONGRESS WHO REFUSES TO SAVE OUR UNION FROM THESE TRAITORS BY DOING NOTHING NEEDS TO BE RECALLED. SAVE OUR TROOPS!!! SAVE OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS AND JOBS. FEED OUR HUNGRY AND POOR! SAVE THE DROWNING PEOPLE IN NEW ORLEANS! ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!
You're welcome for the bump in traffic, Ms. Barr, and HAVE A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
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Wow. She is stupid, nuts, and
June 29, 2007 - 15:09 ET by Chris NormanWow. She is stupid, nuts, and loud - even when typing.
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
I ... almost thought ... yeah
June 29, 2007 - 15:12 ET by drillanwrI ... almost thought ... yeah ... I heard a German accent in there.
No ... Wait ... Her shoe ...
June 29, 2007 - 15:14 ET by drillanwrNo ... Wait ... Her shoe ... She was slamming her shoe on the desk as she typed ... That was it!
Reminds me of what Truman Cap
June 29, 2007 - 15:19 ET by Chris NormanReminds me of what Truman Capote (I think) said about one of Gore Vidal's books, "That's not writing, that's typing".
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
<ha-ha>
June 29, 2007 - 15:35 ET by drillanwr<ha-ha>
She was channeling Nikita Kru
June 29, 2007 - 18:11 ET by BEGRUNTShe was channeling Nikita Kruchev.
padded cell time.
June 29, 2007 - 15:20 ET by Gary HallPadded cell time.
Just when you thought you had
June 29, 2007 - 15:13 ET by bassndudeJust when you thought you had heard the real left, It had to be a Rosie that throws it over the top of the left field fence. Wow! This woman is really nuts!
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
Roseanne..Get a life....Go aw
June 29, 2007 - 15:14 ET by bigtimerRoseanne..
Get a life....
Go away...go fix NO and leave us alone.
btw...If I hear one more thing about Katrina and NO I am going to explode.
Speaking as a floridian who h
June 29, 2007 - 15:17 ET by florida_chadSpeaking as a floridian who has been though a few hurricanes, I say SCREW NO. Its time for them to put their hands on tools and work instead of holding them out for more AID.
Biden in the debate last nigh
June 29, 2007 - 15:33 ET by bigtimerBiden in the debate last night said they were incapable of rebuilding on their own....
Incapable!
Made me SICK.
No more...nada...enough is enough...it has been milked dry.
Yeah, but when they mindlessl
June 29, 2007 - 15:22 ET by Chris NormanYeah, but when they mindlessly say it, they sound like they care.
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Speaking of New Orleans, are
June 29, 2007 - 15:47 ET by RESTLESS 1Speaking of New Orleans, are people really still drowning there from Katrina?
Or else really good at holdin
June 29, 2007 - 16:02 ET by tracheostomyOr else really good at holding their breath. . .
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
No, but we're drowning in the
June 29, 2007 - 16:03 ET by Chris NormanNo, but we're drowning in their empty rhetoric...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO,
June 29, 2007 - 15:24 ET by Ten7sGIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO, GIGO ...
Roseanne who?
June 29, 2007 - 15:31 ET by ckc1227Roseanne who?
she wants to "save&quo
June 29, 2007 - 15:37 ET by wmccarvishe wants to "save" our troops but are they traitors to America if they actually support the mission?
More Rosanne Barr please
June 29, 2007 - 15:43 ET by Carl Kolchak"ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!"
We love Roseanne Barr and want more posts from her.
Sincerely
The Khmer Rouge Fan Club
"Blood in the streets runs a river of sadness" 'Peace Frog'
Paris Hilton!Paris Hilton!Par
June 29, 2007 - 16:04 ET by tracheostomyParis Hilton!
Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton!
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
Carl,Nice "Doors" r
June 29, 2007 - 18:22 ET by BEGRUNTCarl,
Nice "Doors" reference.
I tried doing "LA Woman" at Karoake
June 30, 2007 - 00:59 ET by Carl KolchakNice "Doors" refernce.
I tried singing "LA Woman" at Karoake, but I have to admit it was pretty ugly, so I don't think I'll try "Peace Frog", however I have to admit I do a pretty mean version of "I've Always Been Crazy" by Waylon Jennings on Karoake.
"I see your hair is burnin'
Hills are filled with fire
If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar" 'LA Woman'
Carl,Isn't it true you always
June 30, 2007 - 10:34 ET by BEGRUNTCarl,
Isn't it true you always think you can sing in your shower or your car, but when you try it publicly you say to yourself "what the hell was I thinking". I tried that with "Riders on the storm", boy was I god awful.
Yet another tribute to the
June 29, 2007 - 15:43 ET by JDWYet another tribute to the Fairness Doctrine
JDW
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
She forgot to add to her list
June 29, 2007 - 15:43 ET by buddycShe forgot to add to her list "HAS BEEN ACTORS WHO NEVER EVEN GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CRAP THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT"!
Wadda ya know...a pig with freckles!
June 29, 2007 - 15:45 ET by Guy Arthur ThomasWell well, wadda ya know, this time it's a pig with freckles!
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
You know, you really shouldn'
June 29, 2007 - 15:49 ET by RESTLESS 1You know, you really shouldn't offend the pig population like that.
ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HIL
June 29, 2007 - 15:53 ET by RackieANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!
i'm up with that...or down with that.. whatever...
"SURF NAZIS MUST DIE&quo
June 29, 2007 - 16:10 ET by Ten7s"SURF NAZIS MUST DIE"
"The Beaches Have Become Battlefields... The Waves Are A War Zone!"
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Remember that one?
I think every time she's has
June 29, 2007 - 15:53 ET by Chris NormanI think every time she's had plastic surgery, they liposuctioned some of her brain...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
I don't know about that Chris
June 29, 2007 - 15:56 ET by bigtimerI don't know about that Chris....
Couldn't of been much to suck away there to begin with if ya know what I mean!
Eh, there had to be enough to
June 29, 2007 - 15:59 ET by Chris NormanEh, there has to be enough to support basic bodily functions. Obviously loud speech among them. It's the thinking part that got vacuumed up... :)
But, yeah, I know what you mean. I remember when she started out - before her show, when she used both names - she was actually funny. Hey, maybe the part that remembered her last name got sucked out too...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Chris....I too remember that.
June 29, 2007 - 16:06 ET by bigtimerChris....
I too remember that..she was funny...so was Rosie.
Too bad they let leftist politics get in the way of their pointy little heads...they would have no problems.
I remember when comedians wer
June 29, 2007 - 16:08 ET by Chris NormanI remember when comedians were supposed to just make us laugh. Sigh.
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Now they're just cranky, nast
June 29, 2007 - 16:22 ET by drillanwrNow they're just cranky, nasty, always angry B ... itches.
Libs just aren't happy folks. I think they need to eat more fruit ...
Entertainers are now just so
June 29, 2007 - 16:31 ET by Chris NormanEntertainers are now just so full of themselves, they aren't happy merely making a lot of money. They have to be relevant, generous (with other people's money) and politically influential. The problem is, what makes them good entertainers is the fact that they're narcissistic and neurotic. Most aren't that intelligent either...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
I'm not sure newsbusters cove
June 29, 2007 - 16:36 ET by drillanwrI'm not sure newsbusters covered this back when it was news. Probably did. But it's a prime example of what you just said:
http://michellemalkin.com/2005/06/13/rosie-odonnell-psycho-mom/
Yikes. I didn't see that. You
June 29, 2007 - 16:42 ET by Chris NormanYikes. I didn't see that. You're right. It's a perfect illustration. So selfish and paranoid that she stopped her -er - partner from breastfeeding. So narcissistic and stupid that she proudly proclaimed it on national television.
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
drill...I am a mother of two
June 29, 2007 - 16:46 ET by bigtimerdrill...
I am a mother of two sons.
That says it all about Roise ...it really does.
'Nuff said.
And what says it about Rosean
June 29, 2007 - 16:57 ET by Chris NormanAnd what says it about Roseanne is the fact that she is so narcissistic and stupid that she thought she could butcher and demean our national anthem at a baseball game and get away with it.
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Mz. Manbearpig is what happe
June 29, 2007 - 16:42 ET by stratmanMz. Manbearpig is what happens when ex-prostitutes become tv celebrities.
Her problem is she was supposed to do it the other way around.
Oh, pul-eeeze!
June 29, 2007 - 17:09 ET by goldenthroat"The View" is actually considering replacing Wosie O'Dumber with Wosanne Barf?
HOW MANY MORE FAT, UGLY WOMEN CAN THEY PUT ON THAT SHOW UNTIL IT COMPLETELY TANKS?
Help control the game show host population by having Bob Barker spayed or neutered.
Miss Piggy might be next....a
June 29, 2007 - 17:13 ET by bigtimerMiss Piggy might be next....and do better!
crime???
June 29, 2007 - 17:11 ET by LionKingCan these liberal dimwits please identify the impeachable offense? ...I didn't think so! [Perhaps that's why they are dimwits.]
Can anyone remember what famous liberal that said that conservatives needed to be lobotomized in order to become liberal?
I feel sorry that the troop
June 29, 2007 - 18:22 ET by wiwfI feel sorry that the troops have to fight for these unthankful faggots :(
...as if there wasn't alrea
June 29, 2007 - 18:24 ET by dabal...as if there wasn't already a majority in Congress full of liberal lawyers just holding their breath waiting for anything that might even come close to an impeachable offense..
Wow, Roseanne's still alive
June 29, 2007 - 20:42 ET by happyuscitizenWow, Roseanne's still alive? I thought the other seven personalities would have voted her off the island by now. That's neat! I thought she choked and died on a ham sandwich?
Ms. Barr be a dear and GO AWAY AGAIN!!!!!
"I'm just a big fat hairy American Winning Machine!" - Ricky Bobby
Roseanne
June 29, 2007 - 20:46 ET by Cool ArrowThose seven personalities wouldn't be Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy . . . ?
Troops are traitors?
June 30, 2007 - 07:38 ET by imau2fanLet me get this straight, Rosie, oops, I mean Roseanne.
All the supporters of the Pres and VP are traitors? Well, guess what group of people are often strong supporters..............the troops!
So you want to save a bunch of traitors, Roseanne? Maybe you need to do some soul-searching. And perhaps you could use a time out, too.
I think Roseanne will fill Rosie's shoes quite capably.
Isn't in un-American to vil
June 30, 2007 - 07:50 ET by Jack BauerIsn't in un-American to vilify people as 'traitors' simply because they don't vote the way you think they should?
But aren't celeb blogs great?
Ten years ago this loon actually spouted the same manure in the privacy of her own home and her lib***'s celebs homes.
At the same time getting paid a fortune for a TV show aimed at all these folks she clearly despised. Only we didn't know quite how deranged she really was politically.
Now they just can't help revealing themselves in public. Now we know exactly.
It's like when people really started using emails to commuinicate in the 90s, and without thinking of the consequences would quite often type and send things they would never say out loud.
A obvious product of the publ
June 30, 2007 - 15:42 ET by mytwocentsA obvious product of the public education system in America.
I just can't figure out why
June 30, 2007 - 15:47 ET by nixonI just can't figure out why She's wearing Her knickers on Her head !
Rosie and Roseanne
July 2, 2007 - 03:33 ET by Parker1227Imagine Rosie, Roseanne and Paris stranded in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. I don't know why, but I find this thought oddly comforting.