Irrelevant Behar & Guests Attack Relevant Palin with Lame Jokes

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In what must be an effort to remind the public she has a show on a network most people don't know exists, HLN's Joy Behar (and guests) continue their hackneyed on-air hate fest against Sarah Palin, characterizing the former Alaska governor as a "dumb" woman who parades her disabled child "around more than a joint at a Grateful Dead concert." After all, continually bashing a popular public figure with cliché jokes will make an irrelevant show, a little more relevant, right? 

On last night's "Joy Behar Show," Behar and her panel - liberal talk show host Stephanie Miller and Huffington Post editor Roy Sekoff - discussed Palin's debut as a Fox News contributor. It didn't take long before the trio started to participate in the latest liberal pastime: Palin-bashing.

Sekoff is quick to pull out the personal insults, saying Palin doesn't need to "dumb" herself down for the FOX News audience because she's dumb to begin with. Sekoff then claims Palin will do fine as a contributor, so long as her teleprompter behaves (emphasis mine; transcripts via CNN.com): 

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(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

SARAH PALIN, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: An obvious disconnect between President Obama and the White House, what they are doing to our economy and what they are doing in terms of not allowing Americans to feel as safe as we had felt and people finally saying, you know, this is not the representative form of government that we thought that we had voted in.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

JOY BEHAR: That was Sarah Palin debuting on Fox News last night. Of course, her first order of business was to bash Obama and the White House.

My panel is back with me to talk a little Palin. You know she says there`s a disconnect between the White House and Obama. Doesn`t he live -- isn`t he -- isn`t that one thought? I don`t get that.

STEPHANIE MILLER: I don`t understand the word salad. They have like translation in the Chiron because -- does it make your eye do this whenever she talks on TV? Does it just make you go like that because it doesn`t really...

ROY SEKOFF: Do you remember like a couple weeks ago Jon Stewart did a bit where he talked about how the Fox host had to dumb themselves down for the audience. Sarah doesn`t have that problem.

MILLER: She`s perfect.

SEKOFF: She fits right in.

BEHAR: Oh boy.

SEKOFF: She doesn`t have to go through that, yes.

BEHAR: Do you think she`s going to be a hit? 

SEKOFF: I do. If you remember, when she graduated from the six colleges that she attended, she became a sports caster or a news reader as they say. So this is perfect for her. As long as the teleprompter doesn`t break, she`s going to be great. 

Sekoff is apparently amused by Palin's collegiate career, as he has made a similar joke on a different "Joy Behar Show" appearance, but what is most ironic is Sekoff doesn't quite like it when Republicans criticize President Barack Obama.

When some GOPers were critical of President Obama's back-to-school speech in September 2009, Sekoff asked conservatives "Have you no shame?" To Sekoff, it's shameful to reasonably question the President's speech to school children, but it's just fine to call Sarah Palin dumb.

The panel went on to discuss the cover of In Touch magazine, which features Palin and her daughter Bristol. In the picture, both Palins are holding on to their children, with the quote "We're Glad We Chose Life" under them.

Of course, whenever Palin's son Trig, who suffers from Down Syndrome, is mentioned, Behar goes into overdrive, barely able to contain her crass jokes. In the past, Behar has entertained questions as to whether or not Trig is actually Sarah Palin's son. Now, she accuses Palin of parading the boy out in front of crowds, comparing him to a "joint" being passed around at a Grateful Dead concert (emphasis mine): 

BEHAR: Ok. I want you both to take a look at this "In Touch" cover of Sarah and Bristol Palin with their kids. It says, "We`re glad we chose life." Any thoughts on that cover? 

SEKOFF: well, from my understanding that they got paid six figures to do this story.

BEHAR: Well, that`s choosing life. 

SEKOFF: So you`re choosing life.

MILLER: That`s choosing a really good life. 

(CROSSTALK)

SEKOFF: But here`s the funny thing. Last week, I don`t know if you read this in the paper, Bristol Palin is launching her own PR company. 

BEHAR: Is that so? 

SEKOFF: As a 19-year-old... 

BEHAR: Good for her. 

SEKOFF: And I think she`s doing a good job. She`s on the cover of "In Touch", right? So maybe she will see a future for her.

BEHAR: That baby, they passed that baby around more than a joint at a Grateful Dead concert. Is she going to bring that baby on the set of Fox? 

SEKOFF: Oh, her baby.

BEHAR: Yes. Any of the babies, their schlepping those babies around like crazy.

MILLER: My favorite moment of the campaign that really didn`t get a lot of publicity, Joy, was she was speaking at a rally in Florida, she is the whole family values candidate and whatever. And she was introduced, the whole family and she goes oh, and Trig, where`s Trig? Oh, well, anyway -- and then she just went on with her speech. Like she didn`t even know where the baby is.

BEHAR: I know. It`s just really going to be interesting to watch her on Fox. I love it for my show.

Full transcript of show can be found here here.

 

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Dreadful and disgusting

Gawsh, what kind of upbringing did Behar have?  I wonder if her parents are as distressing as she is.  Makes you wonder about what sort of a home produced her.

Sounds like...

Sounds like a dreadful and disgusting one. She is not a happy woman and that is readily apparent from just five minutes of watching her act.

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This bimbo...............

is so full of blind jealousy against Sarah Palin, that behar, har , har, can't come up with any other material for her useless waste of time show!!!    sick!!!

Jason

If your assignment at NB is to monitor Behar, demand a raise.

And a Damn Big One

Although, the Olberman monitor should get a raise AND hazard pay.

 

Sarah Palin: The Most Dangerous Conservative In America

Exactly, because the

Exactly, because the irrelevant is made relevant here.  Any ratings jump for these mind numbed libs should credited to NB;)

Joy Behar should know

all about passing around a joint at a Grateful Dead concert. Or any other form of deviant or illegal behavior.  The fact that Stephanie does not like her makes me like Sarah even more.

As far as Joy Behar, remember that "dining room table" that Barney Fwank didn't want to talk to?  That is about 40 IQ points greater than Joy.

Not to know what has been transacted in former times is
to be always a child. If no use is made of the labors of past ages, the
world must remain always in the infancy of knowledge.

Cicero

Don't you love....

Don't you love how the libs say that Palin is stupid and doesn't matter, yet they attack her continuously.  You know, like in sports when the opposing team boos and says insulting things about the worst player on the field (and ignore the super star) instead of just ignoring them.

And do they really want to bring up the teleprompter?

Can't wait until their heads explode after the 2012 election.  Bye Bye to "The One and Done."

Does Behar think disabled

Does Behar think disabled children are supposed to be locked at home and not seen by the public?  Palin is treating Trig like  typically developing child, which is what she should be doing.

(Jason, I commend you for

(Jason, I commend you for watching one of her "shows".)

 

Palin bashing can only go so far. Too bad she (or ANY other liberal) doesn't spend the energy focusing on real stories like Obama's board of Governors or that Interpol scandal.

Who Can Blame Behar

After all Palin is smarter, younger and prettier. Poor Joyless Behar.

Joy Will Never Have To Make That Choice

Life or abortion ? That fugly bitch won't even have flip for it.

Lots of class for a panel of "intellectuals" to use a handicapped baby for humor.

NSFW comment ahead...

"Have you noticed that most of the women who are in favor of abortion are women you actually wouldn't want to [expletive deleted, rhymes with Sen. Schumer's first name] in the first place?  There's such balance in nature!"

-- George Carlin

Well, I hope the left

Well, I hope the left continues its bash fest against Palin and other conservatives; I hope they go overboard on a daily basis.  Conservatives need to keep their base rallied and ready come election time in 2010 and 2012.  We need to right the wrongs of the last two elections.

Annoy a liberal:  Work hard and be happy.

unbelievable

they are ragging on PALIN with teleprompter gags?  these people not only have no shame, they're also not very bright.

Boy is this show awful

I just watched a few minutes of this crap and Joan Rivers is on.

She looks like "False Face" from the Batman series. If she moves a certain way it looks like she is going to break. And all Joy does is look down at her notes and read a question to the guest and laugh. And what is it with the goofy laughter from her crew. It sounds like the floor manager and the camermen are payed to fake laugh after each comment. It is like a train wreck except I can watch a train wreck for longer than 5 minutes.

Danny Bonaduce was on

Danny Bonaduce was on earlier.  It's like the "below the D list celebrity show".

Poor Joy

I guess they have to pay guests to come on and these "has beens" need the money.

Averageschmoe

I was flicking through the channels and saw Joy and Joan Rivers so I decided to watch (I guess I lost my mind).

 I watched for a couple minutes and heard those loud laughs off camera and thought, "Who the hell is laughing?"  They did it twice inside of 2 minutes.  I finally turned the channel and thought to myself, "Who watches this crap?"

Mashed up bag of Meat

How would you like to have to hose down that mashed up bag of meat on a nightly basis?

  The shows audience is a

  The shows audience is a 'Joy' to behold.

LMAO

You nailed it.

no joy behar & stephanie miller

joy behar and stephanie miller are a couple of pathetic sad sacks who deserve each other's company.  I'm willing to bet that Sarah Palin will go on living a happy life with her family and not give these two spinsters a thought.

Catty bitch

"Joy" reminds me of a mean-spirited teenager joining in on an insult-fest to try and please the popular crowd.

 I can't stand to even look at her.

→ Sorry Capt. Kirk

From your headline, I thought Oscar Whitman had returned.

Barack Ѡbama - The new seat of power

Cool~

Did he get banned?

I innocently wandered onto that thread and then fled...MY EYES, MY EYES. *_*

Yikes.

"You must do the thing you think you cannot do." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt (even if she was a Dem) 

Oscar's History

His unicorn came home and hoisted him, but not before he got banned.

Barack Ѡbama - The new seat of power

lol CA

Check your PM's

 

Cool~

Well, I didn't quite make it through Page #2, but good grief -- what's a person gotta do to get banned around here?

Oops. Maybe I shouldn't say that. Click on my name to make sure I'm still here.

she's right...

 I couldn't believe the GB interview yesterday when Sarah was parading around Trig and using him as a prop....oh wait, what??....oh you mean she didn't? Huh in't that sumthin!

And of course Behar doesn't get the 'disconnect' between the American people and the White House...i wonder if she's even ever traveled outside of her snobbish liberal elitst group of friends...

I was fisted by Kevin Jennings and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

♫ Imagine No Joy Behar ♪

And all the guests she's got.

HLN will have to find,

A cow to fill her slot.

 

Sarah Palin: The Most Dangerous Conservative In America

I know this goes back many years but:

"Joy, you ignorant slut". I'm certain that Joy will be crying once the ratings show up from Thursday night. She got to go head to head with Sarah Palin, whom was on Sean Hannity's show. Joy, America doesn't give a rats ass about your lame opinions. The people are leaving "Headline Snooze, Communist News Network, The Always Barack Channel, The Columbia Barack System & The National Barack Company" in droves.  The people need to follow that up by throwing you lib-tards out.  And, Joy should find another line of work. Her stint as a TV personality has been wasted ever since she opened her yap!

The Chick-Fil-A Cows!

I'd watch an hour of Chick-Fil-A commercials. Whoever came up with that campaign is a genius.

Oh, wait, the CEO of Chick-Fil-A gives his employees every Sunday off. That won't sit well with the godless, atheistic libtards.

‘When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.’ - Edmund Burke, 1770

Stop giving these idiots any

Stop giving these idiots any coverage....no one sees their shows other than when a conservative site highlights them....they are just despicable bigoted people, that is really all anyone needs to know. Their shows are unlistenable to the sane.

Yes, but...

...this site provides a public service to those who might have accidentally stumbled upon shows like these, in order to give those poor viewers the chance to at least understand why these folks do what they do.

And besides, the sane need to stick together, else the insane will surely take over the asylum.

‘When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.’ - Edmund Burke, 1770

This should anger everyone

Tell you what Joy, let's do lunch - See You Next Tuesday.

Nothing more to add, how dare these people make fun of a special needs child to make a "joke" or political point.

FU no talent bitch.  

 

A great man once said, YOU only get out of life what YOU put into it, he obviously wasn't a liberal.

So, Joy. Who do you think

So, Joy. Who do you think is smarter -- Sarah Palin or Martha Coakley?

In the last month Harry Reid, Coakley, Pelosi, Clinton, Ben Nelson, Al Gore and numerous other Dems have said bewildering stupid statements. And Sarah is the dumb one?

Can anyone remember Sarah ever had to apologize for a dumb quote or having to have her campaign staff try to explain "what she really meant to say?"

Didn't think so...

When you call out stupid...

...the joy lies in watching them backpedal. When a cat rounds a corner and encounters a surprise, it's funny to watch them flip, slide, scramble, and skitter away from the danger. Libs do the same thing.

Then they go lick themselves in the corner like nothing ever happened.

I should feel bad about comparing cats to liberals - at least cats are cleaner.

‘When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.’ - Edmund Burke, 1770

              

                 Behar and her flunkies have no morals OR a sense of humor. I really hate this woman. What right does she have to bring the children into any debate? What training does she have to be able to put her two-cents worth of comments on tv? Put lipstick on the lot of them, they're all pigs.                                                                                                                                                                                                         

Behar thinks that by not

Behar thinks that by not hiding Trig in a closet Palin has opened the door to deriding Palin's whole family.  Nothing can be further from the truth.  By having Trig out and about Palin is giving Trig experiences to enrich him, and showing the world there is no shame in having a baby with Downs Syndrome.  There is shame in being Joy Behar and the networks that put her on television.

This is nothing but liberal eugenics at work

The liberals believe in a twisted version of Darwinism, at least his contention that "only the strong survive." A person with Down Syndrome is not "retarded" or "stupid." There was a TV show on ABC back in the late '80s and early '90s called "Life Goes On," and one of its stars was a youngster named Chris Burke - who has Down Syndrome. What the liberals would have you believe is that people with any sort of genetic disorder are "weak" and we shouldn't give them any attention - but we should pay attention to those who might grow up to be good little Democrats in the future (i.e. those who will take a handout and willingly abdicate their personal responsibility to the "greater good").

Is any of this starting to sound familiar?

‘When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.’ - Edmund Burke, 1770

Who IS this person?

And where did she get the credentials to be allowed to host a TV show? She should be a short-order waitress at a truckstop in Odessa, Texas.

No, wait - Texas doesn't want her. Send her off to Chico, California.

I echo the sentiments of some of the other posters to this thread, Jason - you should be getting hazard pay for what you do. I hope your "liberal deflector shields" are up at all times, 'cuz we'd sure hate for you to get sucked into that black hole.

‘When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.’ - Edmund Burke, 1770

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